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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Good Time at CH (+Extras)
reviewed by
zeiss123

6.3

Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage).

PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20 cover…

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published 1 yr ago
A 5-star girl in a 3-star club
reviewed by
Bybon

6.3

I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in the taint of…

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published 1 yr ago
Just checking in
reviewed by
palmtrees

5.3

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…

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published 1 yr ago
Good time, but it’s a journey to get there!
reviewed by
fredoo

6.3

Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through SF…

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published 1 yr ago
"SF has become a dump" - Me (a local)
reviewed by
trapdoor

4.7

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided…

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published 1 yr ago
Fun Trip To Crazy Horse, Got What I Came For
reviewed by
Sfclubguy7

6.7

I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this…

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published 1 yr ago
A positively weird first visit to this club
reviewed by
WilsonReal

6.7

It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20…

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published 1 yr ago
Good Value for money.
reviewed by
jay_graven

7.0

I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF.
There was decent value for…

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published 1 yr ago
Not worth the time due to the lack of dancers
reviewed by
Norge

2.7

This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those of…

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published 1 yr ago
A lot different than before, not for the better
reviewed by
rdsf8786

3.7

Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since 2021…

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published 1 yr ago
Gone downhill
reviewed by
palmtrees

4.7

Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls.

$20-30 cover depending on what time you come…

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published 1 yr ago
Expensive for the experience
reviewed by
ngb3

6.3

Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the entrance.

I sat down…