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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 1 yr ago
Meh and pushy experience. Miss the old CH.
reviewed by
2pasture

4.3

Not the Crazy Horse I used to frequent in the 2010s. The pandemic and then the ownership change to Deja Vu has obviously changed a lot of things.

Anyway, before I make this a reminiscent review,…

review
published 1 yr ago
Will be my last visit at Crazy Horse!
reviewed by
Molarmorty

5.3

The usual first!

Entry was $25. Didn’t check ID. As you enter the staff will ask if you want VIP. The VIP area is just some seats when you enter. I politely declined to get…

review
published 1 yr ago
Pretty fun if you're willing to pay!
reviewed by
Bbobson01

7.3

Some of the dancers are lovely (depends on the night), and if you get to know the right ones, there's a lot of fun to be had.

Cover charge is normally $25 (I believe $10-15 if…

review
published 1 yr ago
Not terrible but not the same as pre-covid
reviewed by
Ericfish1975

6.0

My prior submission was rejected for lack of detail, so I'm revising to add more. I'm not really sure what the norms are. In some forums, too much detail is frowned upon.

I went in…

review
published 1 yr ago
Light at the end of the Tunnel?
reviewed by
qweasdqweasd123

5.0

Went in on a Saturday evening around 9:30 PM after seeing an ATFs name on the list of dancers. Walked in, paid the cover fee of $25 and unfortunately she wasn't there.

Couple new dancers…

review
published 1 yr ago
Friday night at crazyhorse
reviewed by
Hikes

4.3

Came in on a Friday evening. You have to wait for them to buzz you in. Cover charge $20 then they give you a wristband.

It was pretty busy with the front rows being packed with…

review
published 1 yr ago
Still a decent place, just needs a better lineup
reviewed by
prestonevans

6.3

In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift with the legendary…

review
published 1 yr ago
Good Time at CH (+Extras)
reviewed by
zeiss123

6.3

Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage).

PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20 cover…

review
published 1 yr ago
A 5-star girl in a 3-star club
reviewed by
Bybon

6.3

I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in the taint of…

review
published 1 yr ago
Just checking in
reviewed by
palmtrees

5.3

Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…

review
published 1 yr ago
Good time, but it’s a journey to get there!
reviewed by
fredoo

6.3

Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through SF…

review
published 1 yr ago
"SF has become a dump" - Me (a local)
reviewed by
trapdoor

4.7

What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided…