The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
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Started at a local bar on a Saturday evening and felt the urge to go see some ladies at the club. The website listed 16 - 18 dancers working so thought the odds were great…
Nomo409
Oct 8, 2024, 4:15 PM
Not terrible, not great
Back in San Francisco for the first time since Covid. My hotel was near the Crazy Horse and didn't feel like venturing over to the North Beach clubs so wondered in about 9:00 pm on…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Mr Monger)
rugrat
Sep 24, 2024, 12:53 AM
Worth a Visit
Hadn't been to Crazy Horse in a while (pre-COVID), but thought I'd go back and see how it was going. Entrance charge was $25, price went up as it used to be $20 before COVID.…
JoeBlogg
Sep 9, 2024, 1:59 AM
Still good despite changes
A lot has changed here, but if you've been before and you have dancers you like, they might still be here.
Came in around 8 on a Thursday. Cover was $10 with a one drink minimum…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Rod84)
Yancy1216
Aug 26, 2024, 1:28 PM
pick the right girl and this could be fun
paid $25 and went in on a Friday night at around 10pm. club was rather empty, with a few girls sitting together and one of them came over to talk to me. she has a…
wcrwcr
Jul 7, 2024, 3:30 PM
Meh and pushy experience. Miss the old CH.
Not the Crazy Horse I used to frequent in the 2010s. The pandemic and then the ownership change to Deja Vu has obviously changed a lot of things.
Anyway, before I make this a reminiscent review,…
2pasture
Jun 26, 2024, 2:18 PM
Will be my last visit at Crazy Horse!
The usual first!
Entry was $25. Didn’t check ID. As you enter the staff will ask if you want VIP. The VIP area is just some seats when you enter. I politely declined to get…
Molarmorty
Jun 13, 2024, 3:40 PM
Pretty fun if you're willing to pay!
Some of the dancers are lovely (depends on the night), and if you get to know the right ones, there's a lot of fun to be had.
Cover charge is normally $25 (I believe $10-15 if…
Bbobson01
Jun 12, 2024, 1:06 AM
Not terrible but not the same as pre-covid
My prior submission was rejected for lack of detail, so I'm revising to add more. I'm not really sure what the norms are. In some forums, too much detail is frowned upon.
I went in…
Ericfish1975
Jun 10, 2024, 11:40 PM
Light at the end of the Tunnel?
Went in on a Saturday evening around 9:30 PM after seeing an ATFs name on the list of dancers. Walked in, paid the cover fee of $25 and unfortunately she wasn't there.
Couple new dancers…
qweasdqweasd123
May 22, 2024, 12:52 PM
Friday night at crazyhorse
Came in on a Friday evening. You have to wait for them to buzz you in. Cover charge $20 then they give you a wristband.
It was pretty busy with the front rows being packed with…
Hikes
Apr 23, 2024, 1:46 PM
Still a decent place, just needs a better lineup
In town for a concert and thought I’d stop by my old stomping grounds (some old timers out there will know how it was in the early 10’s in the day shift with the legendary…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(MrJDW1)
prestonevans
Apr 19, 2024, 12:40 PM
Good Time at CH (+Extras)
Bored on a Friday night and have had fun times at the Crazy Horse before (especially compared to other SC in SF which are really bad/low mileage).
PLACE: Got in around midnight, paid a $20 cover…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(XTRA069)
zeiss123
Mar 28, 2024, 10:20 AM
A 5-star girl in a 3-star club
I was staying downtown for a convention at Moscone this week. I booked my hotel late and everything on the right side of Sixth St. was full, so I was deep in the taint of…
3 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ctrlurself)
Bybon
Mar 22, 2024, 12:27 PM
Just checking in
Stopped by mid-week a few weeks ago since I was in the area and had some time to kill even though I have not had a very good time here lately. I keep hoping it…
palmtrees
Feb 16, 2024, 5:54 AM
Good time, but it’s a journey to get there!
Firstly, for people who know this was THE spot a few years back. I remember it was $140 in the back room and extras friendly and the talent was good. Then SF went through SF…
fredoo
Feb 7, 2024, 7:32 PM
"SF has become a dump" - Me (a local)
What a dump the area has become! Politics aside, this place used to be a bustling area in SF, but now it's completely gone to shit. Came here after attending a Warrior's game and decided…
2 commentslast: 1 yr ago(BuckMcNutter)
trapdoor
Jan 26, 2024, 2:40 PM
Fun Trip To Crazy Horse, Got What I Came For
I came here on a Sunday. The place was relatively clean, nothing special interior wise, typical strip club vibes. The other guests were a bit sketchy, but that's to be expected in this…
Sfclubguy7
Jan 20, 2024, 5:14 PM
A positively weird first visit to this club
It is my first time in San Francisco and I decided to go to this place based on the reviews here. I called the place before hand to find the cover fee which is $20…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(PutaTester)
WilsonReal
Jan 18, 2024, 1:17 PM
Good Value for money.
I went back to this place after several years. Its the same layout as before but cleaner. It is in the middle of a bad part of the city of SF.
There was decent value for…
3 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(caseyx)
jay_graven
Dec 16, 2023, 1:44 AM
Not worth the time due to the lack of dancers
This is from a visit on Tuesday at 8:30PM. The cover entry was $10, quite reasonable. 8 dancers were advertised, but I only saw 6 during my brief stay. For those of…
Norge
Dec 15, 2023, 9:23 PM
A lot different than before, not for the better
Prior to the pandemic, I stopped by CH on a somewhat regular basis when I was in town (approx 5-6 times a year) and this was my first time back to the club since 2021…
rdsf8786
Nov 26, 2023, 9:10 AM
Gone downhill
Been going here for many years and have some good memories from pre-covid times. Unfortunately the Crazy Horse has gone downhill with both the management and girls.
$20-30 cover depending on what time you come…
1 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(MrJDW1)
palmtrees
Oct 3, 2023, 10:54 PM
Expensive for the experience
Stopped by in a weekday night and the club was pretty dead. After paying the $20 cover, I walked in and there were just a few girls sitting at tables near the entrance.
I sat down…
ngb3
Sep 20, 2023, 4:35 PM
Great time to begin with, but ended with a dud.
I went to the Crazy Horse on a Wednesday evening and I spent most of the whole night there. It was an enjoyable atmosphere where the ladies came around and would sit and talk…
2 commentslast: 2 yrs ago(Sikdir)
endive14
Sep 7, 2023, 2:16 AM
