The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Crazy horse rocks!

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HighMileage69
Jul 15, 2025, 2:09 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Went there on a Friday night after a work event. Got there around 8:30, which is early, but there was not much else for me to do. I imagined there would be some crowd on a Friday night, but the place was completely empty. I was the only one. Not even dancers on stage. The only saving grace was that I got a happy hour admission cover of $10.

 

Once I got in, few dancers came asking for a lap dance, but I wanted some action on stage first. By 9, I saw a couple more patrons and the stage dances begun. After a while, a hot Asian approached me asking if I wanted a private dance. She whispered a few dirty things in my ear, which instantly turned me on. She convinced me to do a VIP dance for $450, which she promised would be special. The dance was high mileage, and very kinky. She had her own flask of alcohol, and she gave me a shot. Midway during the dance, she asked me to open my mouth, and she spat on it. I was not prepared for it, but it was super kinky. Towards the end, she tried to upsell me for extras, but I was not looking for any, so I politely declined.

 

All in all, an extremely erotic and strangely weird lap dance. Well worth it!

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