Crazy Fun at the Crazy Horse

First time hitting the Crazy Horse, got in just before 9pm and the bartender told me it was happy hour and VIP seating + 2 drinks was $20. A water itself was around $5 and VIP seating lets you sit pretty much anywhere on the floor, including the private tables. I decided to go for it since it was pretty mellow. The Crazy Horse has a nice big stage and seating all along the stage so you can tip directly from your seat. Dancers are friendly and energetic and tipping on the stage will definitely get you some action. I tipped the stage for a few performances then sat at a booth for a while as dancers approached and chatted with me. Pretty diverse set of dancers - white/latina/black/one asian. Also a good mixture of body types - there was a pair of dudes who came in who were clearly just interested in big booty and they found what they were looking for. I'd say generally the dancers are on the bigger side (not in a bad way) instead of the petite/model side (though there are a couple of those).

Looking around, I was really interested in one girl (won't name her here but she was white and fit with a great ass). She didn't seem interested in talking to me though and walked by even as I tried to make eye contact. But later on I just said screw it and approached her when she was by herself and we started chatting. I am on the younger side and she told me she had bad experiences with the younger crowd because they would come and not tip/spend. I told her I was interested in getting a dance with her. It was a nude 3 dance for $100 and she asked for a $100 tip as well. Maybe not the most economical decision but she was really hot so I decided to go for it. Also, I had seen a promo for 2 for 1 dances on the screens inside the club but they told me that promo wasn't going on which was a bummer. Dance was great with good conversation and nice moves. So even though it probably would've been cheaper with another dancer I didn't mind. It was in a little room with beads to the left of the private area so there's decent privacy but you can see/hear people going by.

After that, I decided to go for one last dance - a $40 topless dance in the area between the private area and the main floor. It was completely empty so it felt private even though it was in an open area. Another great dance (I only really get dances from people I enjoy talking with or who are really hot so I never really get disappointed) but it was getting late so I decided to call it a night.