The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Needs more dancers on weekdays

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Yogaguy
Aug 10, 2025, 2:24 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Visited this club on a Monday around 10pm. It’s located in downtown SF on Market street. This is a seedy part of town and receptionist has to buzz you in at the front door. Park in the parking garage nearby listed on their website as this street is closed for cars.

 

They have a $25 cover fee after 9pm. They serve sodas and other non alcoholic drinks. There were about 4 dancers - 2 Asian, 1 Blonde and 1 brunette all petite and great looking (8/10). They have a very long stage like a cat walk with 2 poles on the sides. There is a VIP seating area where the dancers were sitting. Plenty of normal seats near the stage. When I visited about 2 other people were there. I picked a wrong day to visit as there was nothing going on. As soon as I sat down a dancer from the VIP area approached and asked if I wanted a dance and cut me off saying “Didn’t think so” before I could say anything. Luckily I was approached by the blonde after her dance. She pulled crazy moves on the stage so I took her for up for a dance. The regular dances happen in a booth and it’s $40 for 1, $80 for 2 and $100 for 3. They have private rooms which start at $160 for 15 mins but you need to pay a $20 room rental fee on top of this. Dancers allow contact if you tip. I took the $100 dance and it was good but not great. It was a slow night and I need to visit again on a weekend.

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