Reviews

I'm in town fairly often for business and try to make a point to stop by Crazy Horse once while I'm there. The club in general is decent, and the mini good-contact lap dances at…

I visited Crazy Horse after a long time. I was hoping that the place has improved. Paid the 25+ cover and entered the familiar looking place. Most of the dancers looked very jaded. The few…

Visited on a saturday some time before christmas 21$ entry. Day shift was quite unspectacular, but the night shift seemed to improve. Everybody mentions the stage design so I won't mention it, but apparently girls…

I reviewed ol CH maybe 6 months back, but I figured an update wouldn't hurt. There have been a lot of changes at CH over the last 6ish months. The dancer board is gone and replaced…

I walked into CH on a Wednesday afternoon. It was fairly low key - typical for the afternoon shift. The usual dancers were there. I had great lapdances with Sharlette - took her to the…

It pains me to write this but Crazy Horse is no longer my go to club. I don't make it here as much as I used to because of my work location, but recently made…

My how things have changed. I was a fan of Crazyhorse for a long while but I haven't been back for more than a few months. The girls working the day shift were…

They had a feature on. Her name is Vicki Chase. She's a cute Latina! The had a few two girl shows which weren't very interactive with each other just the pervert's row inhabitants. Finally,…

As others have said, the Horse is not quite a "regular" club. It's set up like a theatre, with rail seating as well, and a lap dance room, private dance areas, and a "naughty…

Ive been to this club too many times to count. This is my favorite spot in the bay by far. The mileage has gone down since the tech gentrification boom started hitting and I think…

As has been discussed this club has a theater style layout. Was impressed with the PS rooms - very private. LD are 20, PS are 100+ depending on the room. There were about 5 dancers…

I probably shouldn't be qualified to judge this place because I only get to SF now and again but I had a couple of hours to kill last Friday afternoon so I dropped in and…

Crazy Horse is an interesting club. It's in a slightly rough area, is pretty middling in terms of the physical club, and it's on the seedy end of the clubs I've been to in…

Inside the club, there is a stage at the end, and theatre-style seating. I suggest you first take a seat at the back rows, to get a feel for the girls. If you sit at…

Crazy Horse used to be my favorite SF strip club. After not going there for about a year, I went this last Saturday afternoon, along with a friend. Wow, how things had taken…

This club remains a nice throwback to SF's more sinful past. If you're a local who's used to the cost of living, then maybe you'll have the tolerance for the hustling, prices, and the upsell…

went there Monday afternoon. It was unusually slow and not too many girls dancing. The quality of girls was average with some hotties and other so so. Sat stage side and enjoyed the view for…

I agree with others here that dayshift is the time to go to the Crazy Horse. Sure there is more choice at night but it's too busy and difficult to corral the dancer you're interested…

I decide to go to the Crazy Horse on Monday during the afternoon. Not much going on outside. The building is a converted theater in a "changing neighborhood." I felt safe but it is still…

Day shift has fewer girls but you get more attention. The club can get kinda packed on nights and weekends. During these times you may get a girl more anxious to move on…

I am very much a day shift patron, both because it fits into my schedule and because in my experience extra's no matter what the club are more common. The tradeoff is obviously fewer…

So when Im in the mood to see some hot ladies and not sure where i want to go, crazy horse is always my safe bet. While they always have mostly 6s there, they usually…

Crazy Horse Went alone to Crazy Horse on a Friday evening. Like the previous time I went, overall dancer quality was pretty low, with few making any use of the pole and in general just…

Headed there recently to celebrate after watching my favorite football team win. After paying the fee you walk into a rectangle shaped theater with a T-shaped stage forming from the back wall. Despite it being…

I went to go see Asa Akira as she was performing that day. I came in around 10 and there was a decent amount of girls around 8-10, but as time went on I saw…