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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 7 yrs ago
Best Time Here In Awhile
reviewed by
7ongsong

7.3

Been to CH twice this year while on business to SF. Both times I've walked away impressed with the level of talent. Here are the details: $26 entrance fee around 7:30pm. Wrist band for re-entry.…

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published 7 yrs ago
Oldie...but goodie
reviewed by
PredragDr

6.7

I used to come here when it had better, consistent new talent. Basically girls who were scared of working at Mitchell Brothers, but wanted to make more than what they could bring in at a…

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published 7 yrs ago
Wide range of experiences depending on dancer...
reviewed by
yawningnow

7.7

Have had the worst dances and also the best dances here. Had one girl Mariah demand a tip at the start of our dance in the $100 room. Then after tipping her $40 she proceeded…

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published 7 yrs ago
Pricey full nude
reviewed by
dundunn

6.3

Went here on a whim with a couple of friends. Arrived at 11pm and cover was lower than expected. $15 a person.
Quality of girls is all over the place, same with ethnicity. Started chatting with…

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published 7 yrs ago
I felt robbed
reviewed by
Jtmonger

4.7

What a rip-off!! Stay the heck away. Walked in payed my 20$ cover. On an afternoon I thought this was crazy but what ever I was killing some time. As soon as I walked in…

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published 7 yrs ago
diamond in the rough
reviewed by
beluk

5.7

CH used to be my favorite SFO club 10 years back. Now, since I live in the area, I pop in once every six months or so. As many have said it already on this…

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published 7 yrs ago
Still Decent - depends on your dancer
reviewed by
oj4orange

7.3

They have small private rooms with curtains in the back. The “nice room” is $100 for 3 songs (2 songs if the girl is trying to short change you). The “naughty room” is $200 +…

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published 7 yrs ago
Things are starting to go down hill
reviewed by
stankyj

6.0

I want to try to be detailed (within reason) for potential and existing patrons.

Things at the Crazy Horse appear to be going down hill. The club still has some talent, but the…

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published 7 yrs ago
SF Crazy Horse Review
reviewed by
Jaydee2313

7.7

Got to the club about 9:00 PM on a Thursday. This club does not serve alcohol, so if you want a buzz get that taken care of before... It's a fairly small club…

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published 7 yrs ago
Asian dancers - and private dances definitely worth it
reviewed by
Boogereater

8.3

Odd theatre-style setup, where you're basically on display if you're tipping anyone. But the back rooms include $20 (bikiki, with mileage) and $40 (topless) dances in a common space, with private spaces for $100 or…

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published 7 yrs ago
Quiet Friday Early Evening
reviewed by
mjpenn07

7.0

I hit the Crazy Horse on a Friday late afternoon/early evening. It was far from packed, but certainly not the quietest I've seen it. Even a couple people planted by the stage tipping.

Two dancers…

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published 7 yrs ago
Sunday at the Horse
reviewed by
caseyx

6.7

Dropped in to CH on a Sunday night to try to catch up with a fav dancer that I hadn't seen in a while. When I walked into the rundown theater I didn't see…