Reviews

Crazy Horse is not in a great neighborhood. There are plenty of sketchy homeless folks laying on the sidewalk in the surrounding blocks. I would not recommend parking in the area. The…

I went in on a Sunday at 6:45. The cover was pretty reasonable at 16 dollars. So I go in and sit down in the big theater. No one was on stage and there was…

Here's a list of pros and cons about this club. In San Francisco, with a lack of club competition, most clubs are scams with lots of robs. Crazy Horse is one of the few places…

I went into Crazy Horse at approximately 6:00pm on a Thursday afternoon. I always like going in during the day/afternoon because the dancers that come in all know that the guests are looking for extras,…

Went in on a Friday afternoon around 5pm, and there weren't too many people, 5 dancers and around 10 guests.

Environment:
This club was transformed from a theatre, with a big stage in front and seat in…

Monday afternoon, around 4pm.
Tried to go to MBOF.... they were closed for some reason, so walked down to Crazy Horse. Not sure I would walk that walk after dark.

I didn’t drive, but I didn’t…

It had been a long day at work and felt the need to destress. Zeroed in on crazy horse since i was in market street. The entry was $26. 50 % of the girls were…

Been to CH twice this year while on business to SF. Both times I've walked away impressed with the level of talent. Here are the details: $26 entrance fee around 7:30pm. Wrist band for re-entry.…

I used to come here when it had better, consistent new talent. Basically girls who were scared of working at Mitchell Brothers, but wanted to make more than what they could bring in at a…

Have had the worst dances and also the best dances here. Had one girl Mariah demand a tip at the start of our dance in the $100 room. Then after tipping her $40 she proceeded…

Went here on a whim with a couple of friends. Arrived at 11pm and cover was lower than expected. $15 a person.
Quality of girls is all over the place, same with ethnicity. Started chatting with…

What a rip-off!! Stay the heck away. Walked in payed my 20$ cover. On an afternoon I thought this was crazy but what ever I was killing some time. As soon as I walked in…