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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
First SF strip club xperience
reviewed by
notoriousz

7.3

After some research about a valuable club in SF, I decided to give CH a try. Most of the time I prefer alcohol clubs and don’t mind about the nude type of lap dances but…

review
published 6 yrs ago
I’m always reminded why I don’t club in SF
reviewed by
madmoneyg

3.3

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Crazy Horse, What Happened?
reviewed by
nella9653

4.0

I got there at a little after 11pm and stayed for 2-3 hours. There was a feature, and she was hot. Sadly, except for the featured porn star, it was very slim pickings.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Watch out for the hustle
reviewed by
Roo09876

5.7

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night.

A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Crazy Prices at Crazy Horse
reviewed by
SneakySecret2

6.0

Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip and wanted to…

review
published 6 yrs ago
excellent time with Tiffany
reviewed by
VaderWayne

8.7

I have been away for a very long time. The location and ambiance seems good although the girls do push the higher cost "lap" dances. I enjoyed the company of three women.…

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published 6 yrs ago
Mediocre
reviewed by
kuhl

6.7

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse.

I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…

review
published 7 yrs ago
HJ all da way
reviewed by
Bigjonny

6.0

This is a tired place in SF. It is like a movie theatre becuz all the chairs face forward. They have an open area for lap dances and private rooms with curtains for…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Solid place
reviewed by
kirito4166

8.7

Straight off the bat, Westfield mall and Union Square are only a few blocks down but the club's area definitely is sketchy. Luckily the crazy people tend to be a block or two inward of…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Crrrrraaaazyyy Horse
reviewed by
Rahul_Bose

7.7

The club has been described multiple times. It definitely needs a renovation to get rid of the smell and old furnitures. The entry fee is 20$ approx which is steep but the stage show makes…

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published 7 yrs ago
Crazy Horse Crazy Decent
reviewed by
WeLoveSC

7.3

The club has an unusual layout. Definitely different other places I've been to. When you enter, it looks like you're walking into a movie theater or to watch a play, with rows of…

review
published 7 yrs ago
The second stop during as bachelor party run
reviewed by
ddurian

6.3

Decided to come to Crazy horse after not feeling the first club of the night. Cover was $26 which seem like an odd number but we went for it anyway. Inside, the setup is different…