Reviews

I'd already come to the Crazy Horse a few years ago, and kept a very good memory. The place in itself is weird, like a catwalk podium in the middle of the room, with chairs…

Crazyhorse used to be my go to club, when I had the time to spend in San Francisco. It has been a while since I last came for a visit. Just so happened…

Been going here off and on for several years, but these days, more than ever, I try to only go when one of my faves is here. This night, it I went for Sharlette, a…

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby. Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women. Sit at the…

I have patronized San Francisco strip clubs for over thirty years. Originally it was Mitchell Brothers but for the past ten years I have gone to Crazy Horse. I visit DejaVu clubs when I travel…

After some research about a valuable club in SF, I decided to give CH a try. Most of the time I prefer alcohol clubs and don’t mind about the nude type of lap dances but…

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that…

I got there at a little after 11pm and stayed for 2-3 hours. There was a feature, and she was hot. Sadly, except for the featured porn star, it was very slim pickings.…

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night. A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's…

Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip and wanted to…

I have been away for a very long time. The location and ambiance seems good although the girls do push the higher cost "lap" dances. I enjoyed the company of three women.…

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…