Reviews

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got nothing for it.…

I'm from SoCal, where they have strict rules at most clubs and so it was very refreshing to go to a club where mutual touch is allowed. I walked into the club and less…

The Basics: $26 cover $2 water from the vending machine (no bar as this is a dry, fully nude club) $40 topless dances $160+ for VIP? Didn't quite catch what the dancer said. Just back from my first SC…

Mid afternoon break took a trip to the horse and at first thought it would be a bust all older girls. Then an amazing and friendly gal approached me. We went right to the back…

In town for a meeting and had heard Crazy Horse was worth checking out. Had some time before dinner and thought i would check it out. Cover was $25 but heard it was…

TL;DR: Be smart when picking your dancer, and avoid Lori. I'm somewhat of a regular at Crazy Horse and am generally a big fan. You can't do much better if physical contact is important to…

Walked in at 6pm which I believe is happy hour. There was a feature porn star later in the day but I don't know if my price reflected that or not. Day shift was pretty…

On a biz trip to SF with some time to kill before a flight. The cover was $25 but more fun than waiting at the airport. Two dancers were exceptional. One put on an…

My honest opinion about Crazy horse is that its just about right when it comes to full nude. Its very spacious (which is a VERY good thing when it comes to strip clubs in general…

I generally visit in my lunch hour. The benefit to this is the girls are much more open and flexiblr than the weekend "party" scene. While I first was apprehensive about Tiffany due to all the reviews…

I haven't been here for a couple years. It is easy to get to from SOMA or Union Square, right on Market St. An old converted theater, the interior is odd for a strip club. Seats…

The Crazy Horse is located close to the Powell Street BART station in San Francisco. I got in during the Happy Hour (6-7 pm) and so, the entrance fee was smaller, only $15 instead of…

I wasn't in the city for long but had time a few hours to kill so I went to the Crazy Horse Theatre. It was early evening so the entrance fee was $15. I wasn't…

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 9:30. I have visited the Crazy Horse a couple times before on business trips, but hadn't been there in probably 2 years. I was able to…

I went later on a Sat evening and stayed late. The club filled up and was a zoo when the featured dancer came on. The girls were high pressure in the back the…

Ok so this was last night. Lets just say this was one of the strangest strip clubs experiences. I'll preface this review by saying it was a very slow night (Sunday) and the strippers where…

Went around 6PM on a Saturday, maybe 6 girls working. My prior experiences with clubs thus far has been if you sit in the rail you might get a face full of tit for…

I went here for the first time a few months ago, pretty new to strip clubs so I'm not sure how it compares to others in the area but it did the job. Got…

I stopped in on a Wednesday because I had some time to kill after work and before meeting up with some friends for an evening drink. From 6-9 on Wednesday's it is Happy Hour and…

Crazy Horse is by itself on Market Street, rather than in the big cluster of other clubs up on Broadway. The cover charge was $25. The club doesn't have any tables or a bar.…

I'm not familiar with SF, so I didn't realize I had already passed this place when I was wandering about in downtown. It's only a few blocks away from the tourists, the parades, and the…

This was a different sort of strip club experience for me. It was good. I will return. Crazy Horse is located in a tourist area of San Fran - and cannot be missed. Even on a…

This is a compendium review of a Monday night visit, and a visit on Thursday afternoon and evening. The theatre part is getting to be an uncomfortable dump. I for one like to be able…

There's a lot that can be had here but there are a number of dancers that will try very hard for a premium upsell. Make sure you know what you're getting before you go into…

Not a ton of patrons there which made the stage-side scene a bit awkward. But dancers were generally friendly and accommodating. The club still has sort of a funky layout, but they make…