Reviews

This is a tired place in SF. It is like a movie theatre becuz all the chairs face forward. They have an open area for lap dances and private rooms with curtains for…

Straight off the bat, Westfield mall and Union Square are only a few blocks down but the club's area definitely is sketchy. Luckily the crazy people tend to be a block or two inward of…

The club has been described multiple times. It definitely needs a renovation to get rid of the smell and old furnitures. The entry fee is 20$ approx which is steep but the stage show makes…

The club has an unusual layout. Definitely different other places I've been to. When you enter, it looks like you're walking into a movie theater or to watch a play, with rows of…

Decided to come to Crazy horse after not feeling the first club of the night. Cover was $26 which seem like an odd number but we went for it anyway. Inside, the setup is different…

Crazy Horse is not in a great neighborhood. There are plenty of sketchy homeless folks laying on the sidewalk in the surrounding blocks. I would not recommend parking in the area. The…

I went in on a Sunday at 6:45. The cover was pretty reasonable at 16 dollars. So I go in and sit down in the big theater. No one was on stage and there was…

Here's a list of pros and cons about this club. In San Francisco, with a lack of club competition, most clubs are scams with lots of robs. Crazy Horse is one of the few places…

I went into Crazy Horse at approximately 6:00pm on a Thursday afternoon. I always like going in during the day/afternoon because the dancers that come in all know that the guests are looking for extras,…

Went in on a Friday afternoon around 5pm, and there weren't too many people, 5 dancers and around 10 guests.

Environment:
This club was transformed from a theatre, with a big stage in front and seat in…

Monday afternoon, around 4pm.
Tried to go to MBOF.... they were closed for some reason, so walked down to Crazy Horse. Not sure I would walk that walk after dark.

I didn’t drive, but I didn’t…

It had been a long day at work and felt the need to destress. Zeroed in on crazy horse since i was in market street. The entry was $26. 50 % of the girls were…