Reviews

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby. Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women. Sit at the…

I have patronized San Francisco strip clubs for over thirty years. Originally it was Mitchell Brothers but for the past ten years I have gone to Crazy Horse. I visit DejaVu clubs when I travel…

After some research about a valuable club in SF, I decided to give CH a try. Most of the time I prefer alcohol clubs and don’t mind about the nude type of lap dances but…

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that…

I got there at a little after 11pm and stayed for 2-3 hours. There was a feature, and she was hot. Sadly, except for the featured porn star, it was very slim pickings.…

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night. A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's…

Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip and wanted to…

I have been away for a very long time. The location and ambiance seems good although the girls do push the higher cost "lap" dances. I enjoyed the company of three women.…

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…

This is a tired place in SF. It is like a movie theatre becuz all the chairs face forward. They have an open area for lap dances and private rooms with curtains for…

Straight off the bat, Westfield mall and Union Square are only a few blocks down but the club's area definitely is sketchy. Luckily the crazy people tend to be a block or two inward of…

The club has been described multiple times. It definitely needs a renovation to get rid of the smell and old furnitures. The entry fee is 20$ approx which is steep but the stage show makes…