Reviews

This place was once the shit. Myron, I believe the manager at the time was a homie and the girls were super cool. As the club aged, so did most of the girls with this…

I was at the crazy horse for a little relaxation while I was visiting the bay area and started out at the MBOT. I spent a few $$$ there in the afternoon and…

Entry fee is 21$. You get your money’s worth as the stage dances are hands on compared to other clubs. Club can definitely use an upgrade. Dingy seating and theatre setting is not comfortable. Dancers…

But also exactly what it used to be. That’s part of the problem! I went on a Thursday afternoon and there were about half a dozen dancers, of which the most attractive were the same…

Had an okay time. Cover was $15, and the place was empty.

The few dancers there (I counted 4 before they were repeating on stage) were all friendly, but none of them were above a 5/10,…

It's been years since I've been to Crazy Horse, or any other Bay Area club for that matter. Decided to give another try. I didn't want to burn the cash, nor did I…

I like to visit the Crazy Horse when I visit SF. I think of it is lying on a spectrum between the Gold Club and MBOT. The Gold Club is full of hot girls who…

This club isn’t a bad club but I think if you’re looking for cheap high mileage, you’re in the wrong place. But it can be had with the right girl and negotiation skills.

I had…

I had some time to kill on a Thursday early evening so I popped in for a quick visit. (Full disclosure: I tried MBOT first but the lineup was scant so I changed plans.) Crazy…

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by a curvy asian…

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier. Anyways, the long…

Decided to check this place out after I had spent some time at the Gold club, but man I wish I had just gone back to my Airbnb.

Expensive cover (like 30 dollars), the place…