Reviews

I was in for a meeting and had been here before in the past a few years back. I had a great time before so I thought I would give it another go.…

I made it my goal to get a dance from every girl at the club. I strolled in at 3.30 on a Saturday afternoon and was one of 3 PLs in the club. I noticed…

I'd written a favorable review of this club the last time I went up to SF but to my extreme disappointment, this last visit was a complete rip off. If you ever meet a girl…

Was in San Francisco for a business trip a couple of weeks ago. Since I had to spend some time before a business dinner, I went to the Crazy Horse, which was relatively close to…

I was here back in 2005. It was a happening club. Mostly hot girls and great shows. There were a number of girls but only a few were hot. Most were not that good looking.…

Crazy Horse is one of those places that generally has below average dancers, but there are still a few surprises every once in awhile. On the price scale, it's probably the best bang for your…

Visit San Francisco on a conference trip. Studied around and picked this club. First of all, if you drive, parking is really yricky. I was lucky to find a parking garage around 5th and mission. Other…

Went to the crazy horse after a night in the Loin. Didn't expect it to be so "theater-ish", but it didn't really matter. Wasn't a bad experience. The dancers are pretty much all nude, not…

This was the first club I ever visited, years ago when I was just getting in to the hobby. Needless to say, it has not improved with age. The layout is as described in…

Crazy Horse is kind of a musty old theater with nude dancers on a catwalk stage. It's a slightly strange setup as the girls will often stop and mingle with the guys but have…

Crazy Horse remains a bit of a charming dive, and dishes out inconsistent experiences. I continue to have trouble figuring out whether I should recommend this place or not. Find the right girl…

I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often get short 15…

Came here with my fiancé while on vacation. She likes to let loose when we're at a city where no one knows and this club is GREAT for that. Not only was she groped and…

As noted elsewhere this a converted theater. The girls dance nude and there is no alcohol served. There is a vending machine with drinks and some snacks. If you sit in the seats nearest the…

The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems just as slightly…

Visited CH on a Friday while in town for business. I will say that I had a very nice time and met some generous and beautiful women, but in general, I do not find…

Thursday afternoon at the Crazy Horse. Minor improvements like electronic signs and lineups but still the same old theater-turned-strip-club. Small lineup filled up with Asians ranging from 5-9s. Nothing seems to change. Tiffany was looking…

Was back in SF for business and was out with coworkers drinking. One thing led to another and someone suggested stripclubs. I had a good time at Crazyhorse last time I visited and I knew…

Full contact club, get a chance to rub dancer's titties right when they dance on stage. titty press for $1.. where else are you going to get that.. dollar bills go a long way here..…

I used to be a regular a couple of years back. Stopped going after one if the dancers ripped me off. Anyway decided to go back and check it out again. They…

I happened on the Crazy Horse while walking down Market and stopped in to have a look. The place is set up theater style with a row of seats immediately in front of a stage.…

I've been a regular of this club for 7+ years and have seen much talent come and go. Currently, the club is not at its peak in terms of talent, but there's still enough for…

Decided to try this instead of MBoT as I was passing by. High cover, inside half the room filled by a long stage with rows of seats around it, then the other half is like…

So I had taken the day off to run a bunch of appointments and had a couple hour window to kill. I decided to check out CH and specifically the infamous Tiffany, whose mercurial nature has…

(This review is for March 13th, but I had reviewed the club too recently so I waited to post it) Took a (female) friend here for a Friday night having had a pretty good experience in…