Reviews

CH used to be my favorite SFO club 10 years back. Now, since I live in the area, I pop in once every six months or so. As many have said it already on this…

They have small private rooms with curtains in the back. The “nice room” is $100 for 3 songs (2 songs if the girl is trying to short change you). The “naughty room” is $200 +…

I want to try to be detailed (within reason) for potential and existing patrons.

Things at the Crazy Horse appear to be going down hill. The club still has some talent, but the…

Got to the club about 9:00 PM on a Thursday. This club does not serve alcohol, so if you want a buzz get that taken care of before... It's a fairly small club…

Odd theatre-style setup, where you're basically on display if you're tipping anyone. But the back rooms include $20 (bikiki, with mileage) and $40 (topless) dances in a common space, with private spaces for $100 or…

I hit the Crazy Horse on a Friday late afternoon/early evening. It was far from packed, but certainly not the quietest I've seen it. Even a couple people planted by the stage tipping.

Two dancers…

Dropped in to CH on a Sunday night to try to catch up with a fav dancer that I hadn't seen in a while. When I walked into the rundown theater I didn't see…

This place was once the shit. Myron, I believe the manager at the time was a homie and the girls were super cool. As the club aged, so did most of the girls with this…

I was at the crazy horse for a little relaxation while I was visiting the bay area and started out at the MBOT. I spent a few $$$ there in the afternoon and…

Entry fee is 21$. You get your money’s worth as the stage dances are hands on compared to other clubs. Club can definitely use an upgrade. Dingy seating and theatre setting is not comfortable. Dancers…

But also exactly what it used to be. That’s part of the problem! I went on a Thursday afternoon and there were about half a dozen dancers, of which the most attractive were the same…

Had an okay time. Cover was $15, and the place was empty.

The few dancers there (I counted 4 before they were repeating on stage) were all friendly, but none of them were above a 5/10,…