The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Reviews
Submit a ReviewTiffany
I am very much a day shift patron, both because it fits into my schedule and because in my experience extra's no matter what the club are more common. The tradeoff is obviously fewer…
ea
Oct 2, 2015, 12:00 AM
Day and night
So when Im in the mood to see some hot ladies and not sure where i want to go, crazy horse is always my safe bet. While they always have mostly 6s there, they usually…
draymond23
Sep 29, 2015, 12:00 AM
Still a great experience if you take your time and find the right dancer.
Crazy Horse
Went alone to Crazy Horse on a Friday evening. Like the previous time I went, overall dancer quality was pretty low, with few making any use of the pole and in general just…
ptorrent3
Sep 29, 2015, 12:00 AM
Post Game Fun
Headed there recently to celebrate after watching my favorite football team win. After paying the fee you walk into a rectangle shaped theater with a T-shaped stage forming from the back wall. Despite it being…
1NightinTown
Sep 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
Asa Akira Show
I went to go see Asa Akira as she was performing that day. I came in around 10 and there was a decent amount of girls around 8-10, but as time went on I saw…
sweazy
Sep 22, 2015, 12:00 AM
As good as I remember it being!
I was in for a meeting and had been here before in the past a few years back. I had a great time before so I thought I would give it another go.…
Phun4Me
Sep 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
Tried everyone
I made it my goal to get a dance from every girl at the club. I strolled in at 3.30 on a Saturday afternoon and was one of 3 PLs in the club. I noticed…
DanLimsf10
Sep 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
Ripped off
I'd written a favorable review of this club the last time I went up to SF but to my extreme disappointment, this last visit was a complete rip off. If you ever meet a girl…
pinester
Sep 12, 2015, 12:00 AM
Another business trip
Was in San Francisco for a business trip a couple of weeks ago. Since I had to spend some time before a business dinner, I went to the Crazy Horse, which was relatively close to…
noname12345
Sep 11, 2015, 12:00 AM
Waste of time
I was here back in 2005. It was a happening club. Mostly hot girls and
great shows.
There were a number of girls but only a few were hot.
Most were not that good looking.…
franktl
Sep 4, 2015, 12:00 AM
Trip Report: Barbie
Crazy Horse is one of those places that generally has below average dancers, but there are still a few surprises every once in awhile. On the price scale, it's probably the best bang for your…
thoughtmaverick
Sep 1, 2015, 12:00 AM
Monday afternoon visit
Visit San Francisco on a conference trip. Studied around and picked this club.
First of all, if you drive, parking is really yricky. I was lucky to find a parking garage around 5th and mission. Other…
kjain
Aug 21, 2015, 12:00 AM
Comfortable room
Went to the crazy horse after a night in the Loin. Didn't expect it to be so "theater-ish", but it didn't really matter. Wasn't a bad experience. The dancers are pretty much all nude, not…
pinester
Aug 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
Going Downhill As Techies Move In
This was the first club I ever visited, years ago when I was just getting in to the hobby. Needless to say, it has not improved with age.
The layout is as described in…
ugu925
Aug 11, 2015, 12:00 AM
Close to shopping and the crowds
Crazy Horse is kind of a musty old theater with nude dancers on a catwalk stage. It's a slightly strange setup as the girls will often stop and mingle with the guys but have…
royalsilver
Aug 10, 2015, 12:00 AM
CH Review #2
Crazy Horse remains a bit of a charming dive, and dishes out inconsistent experiences. I continue to have trouble figuring out whether I should recommend this place or not. Find the right girl…
Subraman
Jul 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
Is Tuesday the best night for Crazy Horse?
I've been to Crazy Horse a few times now. I'm a sucker for the high-mileage floor shows - if you tip pretty well ($2 - $3 / song) you can often get short 15…
ptorrent3
Jul 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
Came here with my fiancé while...
Came here with my fiancé while on vacation. She likes to let loose when we're at a city where no one knows and this club is GREAT for that. Not only was she groped and…
Christhomas671
Jun 29, 2015, 12:00 AM
As noted elsewhere this a converted...
As noted elsewhere this a converted theater. The girls dance nude and there is no alcohol served. There is a vending machine with drinks and some snacks. If you sit in the seats nearest the…
edwardvii
Jun 15, 2015, 12:00 AM
The physical layout of the club...
The physical layout of the club has been extensively covered in previous reviews. A few years ago they added or reconfigured space for additional private rooms, other than that it seems just as slightly…
1 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(bigt_5)
billyben
Jun 13, 2015, 12:00 AM
Visited CH on a Friday while...
Visited CH on a Friday while in town for business. I will say that I had a very nice time and met some generous and beautiful women, but in general, I do not find…
lovelds
Jun 11, 2015, 12:00 AM
Thursday afternoon at the Crazy Horse....
Thursday afternoon at the Crazy Horse. Minor improvements like electronic signs and lineups but still the same old theater-turned-strip-club. Small lineup filled up with Asians ranging from 5-9s. Nothing seems to change. Tiffany was looking…
tabemono69
Jun 8, 2015, 12:00 AM
Was back in SF for business...
Was back in SF for business and was out with coworkers drinking. One thing led to another and someone suggested stripclubs. I had a good time at Crazyhorse last time I visited and I knew…
ivory69
Jun 3, 2015, 12:00 AM
Full contact club, get a chance...
Full contact club, get a chance to rub dancer's titties right when they dance on stage. titty press for $1.. where else are you going to get that..
dollar bills go a long way here..…
ilovebreasts
May 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
I used to be a regular...
I used to be a regular a couple of years back. Stopped going after one if the dancers ripped me off. Anyway decided to go back and check it out again. They…
Fear51
May 17, 2015, 12:00 AM

