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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
What the eff happened to this place?
reviewed by
Fear51

3.7

Used to be a regular a while back, several years ago and it was pretty decent, had a good line up with a range of dancers, some very hot and very customer friendly. I…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Still holds up
reviewed by
Vanessawinters

9.0

Second time at the crazy horse, first time on a non-weekend night.

The hours of operation was confusing. I thought for some reason they would stay open until 3am. Arrived at 1am and it…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Waste of Time
reviewed by
thebillcarlson

1.3

Went with a bunch of co-workers and dinner/drinks. We were ready to spend money. Cover was $20. Was very disappointed when we got in. One girl dancing on the stage and maybe 2-3 girls around.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Big Space Good Lighting
reviewed by
KindMan

8.3

Stopped in early evening on a Wednesday in October. Cover was $16 instead of $20 listed but it was before 7PM. Saw 4 different dancers on stage. Stage is a T…

review
published 6 yrs ago
hot time on thur afternoon
reviewed by
larryhint

9.0

I sometimes come to crazy horse when i am in town from the east coast. I attended a sales force tech conference a few weeks back, and was lucky enough to get to the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
VIP aint what it used to be
reviewed by
abc2002

4.7

I remember when I visited several years ago and I was treated a lot better than this time round. That time, the girls were not as pushy about private dances and you paid a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
This club is a total roll of the dice, sometimes its great, other times, it's mediocre.
reviewed by
jthomas

6.3

Was in SF for business and decided to spend a few hours at the crazy horse. It's conveniently located near union square. It's just a few blocks away, and though the immediate area around the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Mixed feeling
reviewed by
sled666

8.0

I'd already come to the Crazy Horse a few years ago, and kept a very good memory. The place in itself is weird, like a catwalk podium in the middle of the room, with chairs…

review
published 6 yrs ago
My Fastest Club Visit!
reviewed by
bitterdbag

6.7

Crazyhorse used to be my go to club, when I had the time to spend in San Francisco. It has been a while since I last came for a visit. Just so happened…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Hit and miss but mostly miss
reviewed by
follycarton

7.0

Been going here off and on for several years, but these days, more than ever, I try to only go when one of my faves is here. This night, it I went for Sharlette, a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Fun at Crazy Horse
reviewed by
Freakin

10.0

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby.

Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women.

Sit at the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
The Long View
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.0

I have patronized San Francisco strip clubs for over thirty years. Originally it was Mitchell Brothers but for the past ten years I have gone to Crazy Horse. I visit DejaVu clubs when I travel…