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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
Mixed feeling
reviewed by
sled666

8.0

I'd already come to the Crazy Horse a few years ago, and kept a very good memory. The place in itself is weird, like a catwalk podium in the middle of the room, with chairs…

review
published 6 yrs ago
My Fastest Club Visit!
reviewed by
bitterdbag

6.7

Crazyhorse used to be my go to club, when I had the time to spend in San Francisco. It has been a while since I last came for a visit. Just so happened…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Hit and miss but mostly miss
reviewed by
follycarton

7.0

Been going here off and on for several years, but these days, more than ever, I try to only go when one of my faves is here. This night, it I went for Sharlette, a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Fun at Crazy Horse
reviewed by
Freakin

10.0

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby.

Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women.

Sit at the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
The Long View
reviewed by
MrJDW1

6.0

I have patronized San Francisco strip clubs for over thirty years. Originally it was Mitchell Brothers but for the past ten years I have gone to Crazy Horse. I visit DejaVu clubs when I travel…

review
published 6 yrs ago
First SF strip club xperience
reviewed by
notoriousz

7.3

After some research about a valuable club in SF, I decided to give CH a try. Most of the time I prefer alcohol clubs and don’t mind about the nude type of lap dances but…

review
published 6 yrs ago
I’m always reminded why I don’t club in SF
reviewed by
madmoneyg

3.3

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in there and that…

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published 6 yrs ago
Crazy Horse, What Happened?
reviewed by
nella9653

4.0

I got there at a little after 11pm and stayed for 2-3 hours. There was a feature, and she was hot. Sadly, except for the featured porn star, it was very slim pickings.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Watch out for the hustle
reviewed by
Roo09876

5.7

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night.

A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones and fives). It's…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Crazy Prices at Crazy Horse
reviewed by
SneakySecret2

6.0

Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip and wanted to…

review
published 6 yrs ago
excellent time with Tiffany
reviewed by
VaderWayne

8.7

I have been away for a very long time. The location and ambiance seems good although the girls do push the higher cost "lap" dances. I enjoyed the company of three women.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Mediocre
reviewed by
kuhl

6.7

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse.

I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…