Reviews

I saw staying nearby so I walked over. It was still light out so I didn't mind, but this is a sketchy neighborhood to be sure. I paid my cover and went in to the…

This review is a combo of 2 visits in the past couple months. I've been a patron of CH for a few decades and sad to say but I think the club is way past its…

This used to be my favorite club in San Francisco. Once you pay cover ($20 I believe), you enter to a theater type setup with rows of six or so seats on each side…

Made an impulse decision to go to the Crazy horse after a few years of having not been there. It was the last night of Jennifer White's visit to the place, which was probably the…

Haven't been here for 5 years and nothing has really changed. For those that don't know it is theatre seating. Very uncomfortable chairs. Lap dances are done in the back. I recommend grabbing…

I went on a feature dancer night - Asa Akira was on stage and her show around 1:30 am (60 minutes after posted time) was worth the wait. There was a ton of female talent…

Been going to Crazy Horse for a long time. I went back when they had some great dancers, and now when they have changed up management. Recently went on my visit and this place has…

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit. They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of the dancers, most…

Been a little while since I had been to CH, so I popped in for a little afternoon check in. Still some of the old guard here but there were a handful of new faces.…

The club uses semi-automated machines to pay the dancers. $40 buys you a "not-really-private-at-all" lap dance are on one of two big shared couches, and barely last a minute. $140 buys you a "private room" lap dance,…

I rarely go to strip clubs now, but I'm a fan of Asa Akira, and when I saw that she was going to do a feature show here, I made sure to catch one of…

It's a strange set up, feels like a movie theater with the rows of seats. The stage up front can feel like you need binoculars to see the performances. I tend not to sit up…

I headed for the Crazy Horse thinking that it would be a quick place to grab a regular lapdance. Didn't quite work out that way. Cover was $31. Apparently there was a…

Back to the Crazy Horse on a weekday afternoon. It is still, in my opinion, one of the better no-alcohol, full-nude clubs in San Fran. It's a small club with a 'T' shaped stage with multiple…

Stopped in on a Wednesday evening. In the past, they used to do a Happy Hour Special from 6-9PM for $16 but it looks like that has gone away. Cover was $26 and you can…

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was a…

Stopped by in time for the $16 cut off. It seemed like there was only 6 dancers when I got there. There were a couple of sports games going on that evening, so there was…

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but I wasn't enticed.…

Was in SF on a Thursday night a few weeks back and saw that Nicole Aniston was going to be at Crazy Horse. Got to the club at about 10:30 and there was already…

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was no alcohol since…

Went there on a Saturday night 7pm because Charlie Sheen's former fiancée, ex-porn star Brett Rossi was visiting that night. Paid $31 entry, which is pretty high and was wondering if it will be worth…

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really…

Not in the best of neighborhoods, to get to the club you will be walking past the overtly psychotic homeless, with a strong scent of marijuana wafting through the air and the numerous disheveled…

Had a visit past weekend on saturday night. A porn star, Brett Rossi, was there to perform pole dances and shows, which was okay. Girls would come and ask for a lap dance, which is typical. Good…

Well I thought I'd try the Crazy Horse as a change from the Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, but it was a mistake. Now don't get me wrong, the Crazy Horse isn't that bad, it's…