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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not what it used to be
reviewed by
dumbluck

4.3

I haven't been to the CH for a couple of years. Nothing has changed except the day shift is slower than ever. It's a place that has always felt run down, old and shabby so…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Welcome to SFO and the HIGH Prices
reviewed by
BuckMcNutter

5.3

So i guess the strip clubs think everyone that visits or lives in this city was either an Angel investor in FB or Google ? THat's what dances are 40-$50 a pop ?…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Just kinda meh, don't waste your time
reviewed by
thisishowwedoit

4.3

Was in San Francisco and due to some booking problems, ended up in this area and figured I'd stop by the closest place to check it out, especially since some of the reviews said it…

review
published 6 yrs ago
How bad can it really get?
reviewed by
bitterdbag

2.7

Came here in Monday Dec 17th at about 11pm.

Never thought it would get this bad here. I came in when I saw an old favorite on the dancer board, but later I find that…

review
published 6 yrs ago
super slow afternoon
reviewed by
sololava43

5.3

It was so slow even Tiff was not busy when i went in. i sat stage side when i fist got in there and shakira climbed off the stage and into my lap for a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
What the eff happened to this place?
reviewed by
Fear51

3.7

Used to be a regular a while back, several years ago and it was pretty decent, had a good line up with a range of dancers, some very hot and very customer friendly. I…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Still holds up
reviewed by
Vanessawinters

9.0

Second time at the crazy horse, first time on a non-weekend night.

The hours of operation was confusing. I thought for some reason they would stay open until 3am. Arrived at 1am and it…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Waste of Time
reviewed by
thebillcarlson

1.3

Went with a bunch of co-workers and dinner/drinks. We were ready to spend money. Cover was $20. Was very disappointed when we got in. One girl dancing on the stage and maybe 2-3 girls around.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Big Space Good Lighting
reviewed by
KindMan

8.3

Stopped in early evening on a Wednesday in October. Cover was $16 instead of $20 listed but it was before 7PM. Saw 4 different dancers on stage. Stage is a T…

review
published 6 yrs ago
hot time on thur afternoon
reviewed by
larryhint

9.0

I sometimes come to crazy horse when i am in town from the east coast. I attended a sales force tech conference a few weeks back, and was lucky enough to get to the…

review
published 6 yrs ago
VIP aint what it used to be
reviewed by
abc2002

4.7

I remember when I visited several years ago and I was treated a lot better than this time round. That time, the girls were not as pushy about private dances and you paid a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
This club is a total roll of the dice, sometimes its great, other times, it's mediocre.
reviewed by
jthomas

6.3

Was in SF for business and decided to spend a few hours at the crazy horse. It's conveniently located near union square. It's just a few blocks away, and though the immediate area around the…