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The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Reviews

review
published 6 yrs ago
waste of time, sorta
reviewed by
sololava43

6.0

So I went in a couple weeks back cause traffic going across the bridge was ridiculous. I figured I would rather at least sit down and see some naked women. Well that's about all that…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Weak Friday Night
reviewed by
oj4orange

6.0

Came here on a Friday night with a buddy. There was about a 2:1 PL to dancer ratio, so seats were reasonably filled up. I opted to get a 3 for $100 VIP with a…

review
published 6 yrs ago
SF is starting to tank -- but there are still some gems here
reviewed by
Chadd44

7.7

I went to Crazy Horse on a Friday afternoon -- probably got there around 4 pm. I have been a regular customer here for a number of years -- though off and on.…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Cool place: he girls really vary, although some are definitely worth the visit...
reviewed by
Mahnnaa

7.0

Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near the entrance, and…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Still trying to give Crazy Horse a try but still not worth it
reviewed by
Fear51

3.3

Wanted to give the good old crazy horse another try. Not many good options in SF nowadays. Have been going to Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, but that's such a haul and felt…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not your regular strip club - it is a theatra with row seating
reviewed by
SamBan

4.7

This is a theatre not your regular strip club. There are a number of seats in a theatre setting and a long catwalk.

There is also no parking so you have to figure out parking on…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Keeps grabbing me back in
reviewed by
daniel99

5.7

Frequent Tuscl'r trying to steer clear of this place but when there is no where else to go in this city, you have no other choice. Was once again in the area and I decided…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Not what it used to be
reviewed by
dumbluck

4.3

I haven't been to the CH for a couple of years. Nothing has changed except the day shift is slower than ever. It's a place that has always felt run down, old and shabby so…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Welcome to SFO and the HIGH Prices
reviewed by
BuckMcNutter

5.3

So i guess the strip clubs think everyone that visits or lives in this city was either an Angel investor in FB or Google ? THat's what dances are 40-$50 a pop ?…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Just kinda meh, don't waste your time
reviewed by
thisishowwedoit

4.3

Was in San Francisco and due to some booking problems, ended up in this area and figured I'd stop by the closest place to check it out, especially since some of the reviews said it…

review
published 6 yrs ago
How bad can it really get?
reviewed by
bitterdbag

2.7

Came here in Monday Dec 17th at about 11pm.

Never thought it would get this bad here. I came in when I saw an old favorite on the dancer board, but later I find that…

review
published 6 yrs ago
super slow afternoon
reviewed by
sololava43

5.3

It was so slow even Tiff was not busy when i went in. i sat stage side when i fist got in there and shakira climbed off the stage and into my lap for a…