The Crazy Horse Reviews

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was a steep since there was a featured porn dancer that night, and there's no alcohol ....

Stopped by in time for the $16 cut off. It seemed like there was only 6 dancers when I got there. There
were a couple of sports games going on that evening, so there was a matching amount of
customers. The minute I sat down, a busty Asian with a...

There was not much going on. There were long waits between dances and not many dancers hanging out. Two older and not very attractive dancers asked be for lap dances but I wasn't enticed. A couple of better looking dancers didn't seem interested. I stayed for 1/2 hour then...

Was in SF on a Thursday night a few weeks back and saw that Nicole Aniston was going to be at Crazy Horse. Got to the club at about 10:30 and there was already a pretty decent crowd. As others have said - it really is more of...

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was no alcohol since it was a full nude club and also no cell phones allowed. I stayed away...

Went there on a Saturday night 7pm because Charlie Sheen's former fiancée, ex-porn star Brett Rossi was visiting that night. Paid $31 entry, which is pretty high and was wondering if it will be worth it. Brett did not show up on the stage till 10pm. Before 10pm there were...

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really beverages of any kind, is a bit of a bummer.

I spent most of the night...

Not in the best of neighborhoods, to get to the club you will be walking past the overtly psychotic homeless, with a strong scent of marijuana wafting through the air and the numerous disheveled homeless sadly omnipresent in SF. The club consists of a single stage in the middle,...

Had a visit past weekend on saturday night.
A porn star, Brett Rossi, was there to perform pole dances and shows, which was okay.
Girls would come and ask for a lap dance, which is typical.
Good thing is that nobody asks you to buy girls a drink as it is a...

Well I thought I'd try the Crazy Horse as a change from the Mitchel Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, but it was a mistake. Now don't get me wrong, the Crazy Horse isn't that bad, it's just that MB is that much better. So much more to do than at...

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got nothing for it. I walked in and saw a girl fully nude dancing on a stage that looked...

I'm from SoCal, where they have strict rules at most clubs and so it was very refreshing to go to a club where mutual touch is allowed. I walked into the club and less then 2 minutes after sitting near the stage, I was approached my Tiffany, I beautiful...

The Basics:
$26 cover
$2 water from the vending machine (no bar as this is a dry, fully nude club)
$40 topless dances
$160+ for VIP? Didn't quite catch what the dancer said.

Just back from my first SC trip in my new city. I decided to check out the Crazy Horse theater...

Mid afternoon break took a trip to the horse and at first thought it would be a bust all older girls. Then an amazing and friendly gal approached me. We went right to the back vip 140 and 2 for the best handjob of my life

Warning I did go back...

In town for a meeting and had heard Crazy Horse was worth checking out. Had some time before dinner and thought i would check it out. Cover was $25 but heard it was worth the price. The ladies inside did not disappoint. From what I could...

TL;DR: Be smart when picking your dancer, and avoid Lori.

I'm somewhat of a regular at Crazy Horse and am generally a big fan. You can't do much better if physical contact is important to you at a strip club. Please see my earlier reviews for lots more detail. This...

Walked in at 6pm which I believe is happy hour. There was a feature porn star later in the day but I don't know if my price reflected that or not. Day shift was pretty uneventful, I tried to get a dance from Mimi but saw her leave after getting...

On a biz trip to SF with some time to kill before a flight. The cover was $25 but more fun than waiting at the airport. Two dancers were exceptional. One put on an amazing show with a girl from the audience. Probably a plant but hey, we...

My honest opinion about Crazy horse is that its just about right when it comes to full nude. Its very spacious (which is a VERY good thing when it comes to strip clubs in general in my opinion) which is great for letting you kind of hide from being approached...

I generally visit in my lunch hour.

The benefit to this is the girls are much more open and flexiblr than the weekend "party" scene.

While I first was apprehensive about Tiffany due to all the reviews that highlighted her "hot and cold" nature, She has pretty much become my favorite.

Always pleasant...

I haven't been here for a couple years. It is easy to get to from SOMA or Union Square, right on Market St.

An old converted theater, the interior is odd for a strip club. Seats from the old theater still are closest to the entrance, with a sloping floor facing...

The Crazy Horse is located close to the Powell Street BART station in San Francisco. I got in during the Happy Hour (6-7 pm) and so, the entrance fee was smaller, only $15 instead of the usual $25.

Some of the strippers were pretty hot. And they move around slowly and...

I wasn't in the city for long but had time a few hours to kill so I went to the Crazy Horse Theatre. It was early evening so the entrance fee was $15. I wasn't looking to drop a lot of money this visit so I sat myself at...

Stopped in on a Thursday night around 9:30. I have visited the Crazy Horse a couple times before on business trips, but hadn't been there in probably 2 years. I was able to find street parking just a couple blocks away. The parking garages I saw nearby...

I went later on a Sat evening and stayed late. The club filled up and was a zoo when the featured dancer came on. The girls were high pressure in the back the later the night went and it was hit or miss on what a private dance...