Christies Cabaret

Me and a group of friends went on Wednesday night, after the game in Cleveland. We went to power cabaret first but was not all that exciting so found our way to…

I stopped in to Christies at about 4:30pm on a Wednesday to kill a couple hours before a happy hour later in the evening. There is a parking lot booth that I…

I went on a Friday night, got there just before 11pm. The club shares a parking lot with a couple of other bars next door, so the lot was decently full, but…

Went in on a Tuesday evening just to check it out. The parking lot is fenced in and well lit if safety or discresion is a concern. I walked in and the…

It was Saturday night around 9p when I stopped in. The place is clean and nice when you first enter with a desk on the left. After a quick pat down the…

Was in town for business and this site led me to this club. It’s a nicely built club with a big enough parking lot. The area looked like a warehouses area but…

Was in town for a baseball game since decided to stop by one of my favorite clubs. Was around 4pm and unfortunately ( unknown to me) there was a concert that night…

Was in Cleveland on business and the TUSCL reviews led me to Christies on the Thursday night. My first time here. It's located at the bottom of a hill in what looks…

Stopped by on an afternoon after leaving hustler down the way.. Nice setup for a busy evening, I am sure.. Rather dead on a Thursday afternoon, but there were a handful of…

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on…

Northeast Ohio clubs can be fun when you’re selective about the time of your visit. This place is unique because of the high traffic location. I don’t think they depend on regular…

I went to Christie's last night, first time in years I go. The club is huge, with two floors. They have the main stage with the stairs walk-in from the 2nd floor,…

First time to Cleveland, searched some of the reviews and gave Chrisies a try. Not to far from the airport and downtown Cleveland. I had to pick up my rental downtown because…

In summary, Christies Cabaret Cleveland is a still one of the top, if not THE top, strip clubs in Cleveland. Key features are secure parking, high dancer beauty standards, topless lap dances,…

I’ve been here once before and had a decent time. The catch is that, first of all the VIP room is very expensive. $250 for 15 minutes, $500 for a half hour.…

On a business trip to Cleveland, my wife and I returned to Christies after having visited a couple years before. We drove by a couple of other clubs in the area, just…

After a rather pleasant first-time at Christie's (back 2+ months agao as Ohio was beginning to --thankfully-- come out of the Covid lockdowns), I wanted drop by the next time I was…

I've noticed that no one has reviewed this site post-Covid. So I hope to update everyone on what Christie's looks like withn pandemic rules in place. I typically go in…

This review is for a visit in February, before everything shut down for Covid-19. There's a dancer at the club who I text with occasionally, and on this particular day, she invited me…

I dropped in yesterday meeting my friend and his co-workers. They are still charging $10 to enter but parking was free so I didn’t too much mind. There were a lot of…

Was working downtown and had time for lunch, so I thought I would swing by Christies and grab a bite with a view. Place was pretty empty, few patrons here and there.…

Been here a few times although it had been several months. Easy parking in front and safe. Place is clean except there was a sewage smell they were trying to mask with…

Had a client come into town who wanted to have a liquid lunch at a club. Since we were already downtown, I figured Christie's would fit the bill. As the other reviewers…

Haven't been here in a while and was in the area and thought I'd check it out. I had a VIP pass that got me in for free but I think the…

One of my favorite dancers in Cleveland is close to getting out of the game entirely, but she sent me a message that she'd be in the club if I wanted to…

Went to Christie’s Cabaret Cleveland on Sunday afternoon May 19, 2019. I had been to the Indians game, where their young pitcher threw a complete game shutout against the Baltimore Orioles…

Headed there after a cavs game. Parking was $5 but the cover inside was wavied after showing the cavs tix. Went in and a hostess asked me to follow her. Took me…

I had taken a long break from the club scene, and decided to see how's the waters were these days. I went to Christies a couple times to make sure I…

It has been many years since I have been to Christies. I decided to check it out, to see what was up. The decor actually looks similar, but its a…

Made an earlier stop at Alibi. Then to the casino. Won $185 playing blackjack. Then to Christie's, Diamond Joe's and Hustler. Will only review Christies and Hustler. Had a pass for Christie's…

This is based off of the last two Fridays going here. The place is very nice on the inside. Loud music and a dancer dancing on stage at all times. Bathrooms very…

Went here after a with a few friends after a bar which was after a wedding, so feeling great and dressed well. Pretty paked house maybe 25 girls working with 100…

Finding myself with a bit of free time at 1:30 in the afternoon, I stopped for a visit on a Tuesday. I didn't expect to find much in terms of…

It's been a few months since I've stopped by Christie's for an afternoon visit. I was able to get off work around 2pm and spent an hour mid-afternoon at the club. With…

We made my first visit to Christie's, in part because of the reviews (more positive ones than not-so) on tuscl. My friend had been there before and had some good times. It was…

Friend and I were driving through Cleveland in a cross country trip. Stopped at Christie’s and could not have been happier. It was after an Indians game so some other people in…

Came to Christie's on a Saturday a bit after midnight for a buddy's bachelor party. I've never been to a strip club before so I was excited but a bit skeptical as…

I went to Christies for the first time on a thursday night. On first entering two things hit me, first was how big the place was; two story tall main room with…

I hit on a slow night, Thursday. Not too many guys. I got 3 dance/ $100 from this older chick named Angela. Took me to back room. The woman's implants were 34…

I decided to go here because I had some time to kill. I know Cleveland strip clubs aren’t the greatest but I had the time. The first thing you will notice is…

In many respects, Christies is the best club in Cleveland. The combined looks/dance quality doesn't get much higher than here. In my experience, Thursday has proven to be the best night. Avoiding…

Went on a Friday Evening. Parking was 10 bucks and cover was 8 bucks. Once inside the waitress took me to a table. Beer was 5 bucks. As soon as I sat…

This bar is so much different in the daytime than it is in the nighttime. At night, it seems that the girls are all worried about money and bounce from person…

I did not get a dance. The prices just didn't fit my bill. The floor dances do not allow touching and I don't feel like anything less would be worth my money.…

Back to Christies after a six-month hiatus. Given that it was a Tuesday night, did not have high expectations but was pleasantly surprised. Bar was very slow – maybe only 10…

Christie's Cabaret is the most consistent of the three clubs located on the west bank of the Flats for crowd size and atmosphere, especially during the slow winter months. Facilities are very…

Went on a sat evening, the Cavs were playing a home game so expected this place to be crowded. There were about 25+ dancers some were sitting at the bar and chatting…

I visited Christie’s on two weekend nights, both Friday and Saturday. The place was pretty quiet on Friday, but a little more alive on Saturday. While some say that other Cleveland…

I was in downtown Cleveland on a Saturday afternoon and decided to stop here on way home. It seems it is always hit and miss here. I walked in $5 cover. Took…

I was able to get out of work a little early on Friday, and before leaving downtown, I wanted to grab a beer with a view. It's always tough deciding where to…

I was in downtown Cleveland last Thursday night and thought I might end my night at Christie’s in the Flats. The Cleveland Indians were on the road, so I thought Christie’s might…

I had a little free time so I stopped in for a visit And was not disappointed. The club is upscale with a big center stage and tables around it and couchs…

I was able to start my weekend early, getting out of work by 1pm on Friday. I had been to Christie's once before in the afternoon and was impressed they had girls…

Went here on a Saturday night. Had gone to another downtown club right before, which was dead and the girls below average. By contrast, this place was hopping, and there were are…

Went there after bar hopping on a warm Friday evening. Gave $10 and a quick ID check to enter. The place was full. Lots of good looking girls in all shapes and…

Been here a couple times while in town--the club feels like you're in Vegas or Miami, which is weird seeing its in a really industrial area. Right by Shooters and a couple…

This was nmy first trip to a Christie's. I was not disapointed. It was a Friday afternoon, lots of girls on the floor. Easily 30. It was late…

Took a while to find the place, but once you are at the docks, look for a lot of green lights. Entered the club and was surprised that I was pretty…

This is really the only club worth going to in the city and in a great spot on the Cuyahoga River adjacent to some fun spots in The Flats. Always a great…

was bored on a Monday and decided to head there. There are a few friendly girls very talkative and attractive. Girls usually wander until you make eye contact or some are a…

Thought I would give this club a try. I was told this club was the cream of the crop for Cleveland and that this cities options were slim. Here's the rundown $20…

I was bored at work so I decided to venture to Christies. I used to remember in the day that the afternoons had plenty of dancers. Well I arrived at 1:30pm and surprised…

I work downtown but rarely make it over to the Flats, so this was my 1st trip to Christies. I worked a 1/2 day and made it to the club around 12:30pm.…

I probably have been spoiled by several other cities - but Christies is a solid option, and by far the best in Cleveland. This particular weekday afternoon, there seemed to be more…

Short: no knockouts but some cute girls if different types. Mileage will vary. Normal setup that's been covered before although I will say there are pool tables upstairs if you look hard…

I visited Christie's. It may have been their hump day celebration day. I got there at around 10 pm on a Saturday night. Cavs were playing so the parking lot was full…

This is one of, if not the best, club in Cleveland. It is really nice inside and laid out well. There is a large grand stage in the center with…

Went on a Indians game night.Cover was eight and parking is five if you get there early.Plenty of tvs to watch the game.Very much a club atmosphere, was surprised at the lack…

Physical review of layout hasn't changed at all from previous reviews; I would have loved for the outdoor patio to have been opened but hopefully it will be next summer. …

Luckily, I was able to once again park in the Christie's parking lot without paying the parking attendant. This is usually possible during the first half of the week. I had just…

I was in the area and decided to stop by the club before heading home as I had a free Christie's pass in my wallet. While there were only a few cars…

I was in recelently on a Friday night late. There were a ton of girls and even more patrons. In fact it was hard to find a seat. Thats…

TL;DR : Super nice but super pricey. You'll be impressed by the girls and ambience, but not by the prices or the extras. This review needs a disclaimer. It should look something like…