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High traffic, but no highball

Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113
Northeast Ohio clubs can be fun when you’re selective about the time of your visit. This place is unique because of the high traffic location. I don’t think they depend on regular customers like many area clubs do. I parked nearby to attend a show at a neighboring club. We visited Christie’ s at about 11 on a Saturday. The cover may have been $10 the club is large and features a second floor where private vip can be enjoyed. Upon entry, we seated ourselves at a table near the stage. We were never greeted by wait staff and never got a drink. There were many dancers in the club, but most seemed disengaged. All were a 7 or better. After being seated for about 10 minutes, I made eye contact with a brunette size 2 who sat down and immediately asked if I was getting dances. Because she was very direct, I admit I responded in kind by asking how much. 30 bucks .... plus tip ... 50! I was confused an asked her to check me out later. She got up and left. This club has a fancy runway with poles and a staircase that dancers descend in order to take the stage, so there is always something to keep your attention. While not on stage the girls patrol the floor in search of VIP customers. The VIP area is on the second floor. The rooms are private, and nicely furnished. Costs for VIP airs $30 per song, and tips are expected. Table-side dances weren’t happening this night. After my experience with the brunette, a very enhanced blonde bimbo caught my eye. She approached and without sitting down, leaned over me to tell me she wanted to show me the VIP. She was very hot, so I told her to lead the way. As we made our way upstairs she told me to pay her $30 up front. When I handed her th money she quickened her pace so that we could get into the room before the next song started. I never saw a girl run to a VIP. I did one with her. I tipped her 20 to be nice. She let me do whatever I wanted, andit was fun, but not over the top. I would have done more than one dance with her but I had to be somewhere else to be, and I felt like she did too. I’d go back.