Christies Cabaret

Physical club: The club looks nice from the outside but does not own their own parking lot. You have to go pass a parking attendant who will charge $5 to park. On…

Stopped by after leaving the Hustler Club, it is less than a 5 minute drive. You have to pay $5 to park, and $10 to get in, but initially much nicer than…

First time at Cleveland’s CC. I went with my wife at her request. Christie’s is nice on the outside, which by itself speaks volumes about what to expect on the inside. The…

Went to Christie's after getting out of work early on a Friday. I think I got lucky as there was no charge for parking when there usually is. My suggestion would be…

This was my first visit to a strip club. It was hotter because I went with my wife and a few friends (guys and girls) of ours. The dancers on stage were…

Stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. Paid the 5 dollar door fee and went to the bar and got a beer reasonably priced around 4 bucks. The place was dead.…

Christie's is a nice place in the East Bank Flats. There is a $5 door fee which you pay once you enter the front doors. Once you pay, you will enter through…

I have been here twice in the last month, this is a fun club with top notch waitresses, and dancers that dress to impress. I personally enjoy swinging by around 8pm after…

I guess I was lucky compared to another reviewer because there was no parking attendant the night I stopped by Christie's. I was also able to get out of paying the cover…

I stopped by Christie's around 8pm on Wednesday night. The parking lot attendant asked me where I was going. I told him Christie's. He said it would be $5 to park. I…

I was looking for something to do in Cleveland in the early evening before meeting with some clients around 8pm, so I headed to Christies since I had never been there and…

Had a great time. Girls were very attractive, friendly, and just the right level of chatty. Fun to talk to, but when the dance started, all business. Security was on-point. I had…

This is a good fun club. I would recommend to a visitor of Cleveland. I was there on a Thursday night after winning some money at the casino. I…

I was recently back in Cleveland for work. Following an earlier afternoon meeting, I had nothing but time so I went to Christie's, where I've had a decent time on past…

came by on an off day, the parking lot was empty and i was about the 4th patron to walk in. the cover was free...i guess they recognize that its been slow.…

I've been to this place a plethora of times. One thing is certain is that the majority of the girls are pretty hot. However this comes at a price. Dances…

It's hard to go wrong with Christie's, especially now that the lap dances at other venues (Crazy Horse Bedford) have gone way down in quality. While the proportion of 8s, 9s, and…

Overall this club is one of the better places in the area. The front of the building is discrete but exciting. The security was a bit in friendly,…

I stopped here to work briefly on a strip trip a few months back. I found the staff bearable, the girls nice and a dressing room a hospitable place. The interior was…

Went in afternoon. A very big club and is nice inside. Only problem is lack of dancers and everything s an upsell. They have coaches down stairs that you…

Went for a buddys bachelor party. It was a great time. Walked in and was greeted by a few really hot girls. We found our way upstairs to the VIP area and…

I wouldn't normally go here, but an out of town guest convinced me to try it out again. We headed down town. There was noone at the gate so didn't have…

Christies is a decent club in the Flats area of Cleveland. The club is by the water and is lit up with lights that project different colors onto the facade. Parking…

I recently visited christie's late on a Wednesday night, it was my first time at this club and I was certainly impressed with the overall look and feel of the club. The…

I would tell anyone in cleveland that christies is a good option. there is a very nice atmosphere as you pull up and see the building and it is even nicer inside.…

After watching a Browns' debacle, decided I needed a break and took short cab ride to Christie's. Based on a Sunday nite visit I'd rate this one of the better…

I stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon. This is one of the nicest looking clubs I have ever seen in the inside. Great decor and it looks…

I came in early on Sunday to visit the club. Lived in a hotel in downtown Cleveland and this was a 15 minute walk from the hotel. So decided to stroll down…

Located in the Flats. Surroundings seemed a bit ghetto but the parking lot is well lit and appeared safe. Entered club and payed $8 cover. Club is very nice with a staircase…

This place is interesting. Went in about 6:45 on a Saturday evening. The inside is really nice. $5 cover. Overpriced drinks but that's to be expected (8.25 for a well rum and…

This Club has the nicest layout I've seen in Cleveland, and I basically decided to try it out because when I read other club reviews on this site everyone said Christie's…

This was my frist visit to an Ohio club and may not be my last. Shopped in this little that was right on the river front. This club has a bit of…

Went in on a Wednesday afternoon, there was one girl dancing and a couple more sitting at the large bar. Got myself a beer and sat back to enjoy the show. There…

Went at a relatively early time, so that might have skewed things. The decor is very posh, as expected. However, I was slightly disappointed with the talent. Granted there were only me…

Just like other Christies Cabarets, this club had an amazing decor. Lots of really attractive dancers on shift with plenty of round tables and seating throughout the club. They have…

Stopped in around 2pm on a Friday. Payed the 5 dollar charge to park and that covered the door charge. Beer was I believe 3.25 a bottle. There were 5 dancers there…

It's been a few months since my visit, so consider this review somewhat dated. Based on my last visit, however, Christies is still in good shape, and definitely the place to go…

This is by far the best strip club in the Cleveland area. Usually visit the club during the day time before 4pm. There is a cover of $5 after 1.30 pm /…

Christies Cabaret is one of the best strip club I have ever visited. I went there at about 9:30pm and there are several beautiful girls at the entrance welcoming the guests. I…

This was the best visit I have had to any club in Cleveland. I have been to Hustler, Diamond, Crazyhorse and many of the Brookpark Rd clubs over the last few…

Visited on a Sunday (Eastern othodox Easter) after a baseball game. I rarely go here because I enjoy Hustler Club more (private cubbies for dances). But I was with a friend and…

Stopped in on a day shift with a couple co-workers. Christies is the best looking club in the Cleveland area and the day shift dancers are better looking than anywhere else.…

I visited Christie's on Saturday afternoon. Parking was $5, but there was no cover. There was a happy hour until 7pm. Beer was $2.75. The club interior is very upscale,…

Came here after a hockey game one night with some friends and it was fantastic. Tons of beautiful dancers ready for us. Had two girls, forget their names, upstairs for…

It's been a few years since I've been here. I was home visiting for the holidays and decided to see if there was anything new. The last times that I was here…

Christies - - Where to begin. Well it starts if you know the King of Cleveland. It is always nice when you walk into a club and the ENTIRE place knows who…

Stopped in here after not having been here for a year or so. One of the Dancers I know asked me for a ride and I agreed as long I got three…

I haven't been to Christies much lately, but when I went back a few weeks ago it was well worth it. For me, it's always a toss-up between Diamonds and Christies. At…

Had time to kill on a Tuesday afternoon so I decided to drop in. Club itself is has nice decor and the bar was fully stocked. It took a while…

I went with some friends for a bachelor party the other night. Unfortunately we got there later than we wanted to and stayed about a half-hour until they closed. There were a…

Went to Christie's Cleveland for the first time a while back with a couple of friends for one's birthday. After years of going to some of the bigger clubs outside of town…

I have been going here for several years. It definitely has it's benefits. It is the classiest club in Cleveland, and has many beautiful women. The setup has changed…

All I can say is WOW and not in a good way. Came in on a Friday afternoon around 2pm and this place was dead. Hardly any cars in the lot. The…

Went early evening on a Friday and the place was pretty dead. I wasn't able to pay much attention to activity on stage nor the quality of the dancers because my short…

I've been to Christie's before, but it has been a long time. Honestly, Cleveland clubs have lost quite a bit of their luster since I started frequenting a few of them three…

Visited on a wednesday evening around 7. I had a good time with couple different friendly girls, they are easy going and love to chat for a bit not just begging you…

Stuck in Cleveland, stuck in Cleveland...<br> <br> To the best of my knowledge this is the nicest club to waste time in if you're stuck somewhere in or between the airport and downtown.…

Stopped in here on a Friday early afternoon. There was no cover charge and free parking during the day. I was one of about 6 customers. Place inside is very nice and…

Stopped in after a road race. There were not a lot of dancers or customers, but the girls there were friendly and a couple were 9's. My friend got several lap…

I hadn't been to Christies in about two years, and I've clearly been missing out. I used to go to Diamonds regularly as the better value club. It's much more "hands off"…

Was back in Ohio for a week and decided to check out Christies. It was everything I had remembered. Now I will try not to be be too harsh because…

Came here on a Saturday before the Browns game in from out of town. I knew my Brownies wouldn't do well against the visiting Chicago Bears so I decided to raise my…

It has been quite awhile since I have been here. The pricing structure has changed quite a bit from when I was last here in the summer. Floor dances are…

After an open bar at a friends weeding and a stop at another bar after me and a buddy headed over here to end our vacation back home. Got there shortly…

Was on a business in downtown and stopped by for a visit. Walked in around 1pm and no cover. Beer prices bit high $4 for domestic. The layout has been…

This was only the second time I had visited Christies. The first time was earlier this Summer for a bachelor party. This time I just went with a buddy of mine for…

I visited this club on Saturday evening. I paid $8 cover. went there with my girlfriend. It was couple friendly bar. There were 3 more couples in the bar. Girls were pretty…

I had a chance to visit during on afternoon shift. The place was somewhat quiet for most of the time. There seem to be some of a lunch…

Nicest club in Northeast Ohio. Dance prices have recently gone way up. They're now $20 on the floor, $30 upstairs, $40 in VIP. You can get 3 dances in VIP for $99,…

Went last Monday while on business in the area. Parking was free but it does look like they charge sometimes as they had a guard shack at the entrance. If…

Only club I have been to in the Cleveland area. Went on a Monday night with a friend so didn't expect much. Club interior is very nice. Clean and comfortable. The waitress…

This used to be my fav. club to visit back when I lived in the area and it was a nude club. I visited after a long time. Didn't see any dancers…

This club has got pretty ghetto over the years. They charge for parking and the cover charge was $10. The dances are $20 but since the club takes a $5 cut…

This place turns more into a night club than a strip club on the weekends. There was a fee to get in the parking lot and then a $10 cover charge. A…

Still a beautiful club downtown right near the river. Was parking lot was packed on a Friday night with a lot of people at the other places that basically share a…

If you have the money to spend this is the club to go to. There's something to fulfill whatever your looking for. Super high class, besides the few older women all the…

Visited a couple weeks ago while in town on business. They had remodeled since my last visit. Cover was reasonable--I think around $10-12, drink prices not too bad for a…

Went on a Saturday night with some friends a couple weeks ago after a few bars down town. First visit; very impressive looking place. There was a $10 cover and once you…

Visited this club about 2pm on a Tuesday. Paid the 5 dollar "entertainment fee" as they call it and entered. Very dark when you first walk in until ur eyes adjust. Sat…

Christies is posh and a great time-but ya gotta pay! Arrived around 7pm. . Paid 5 bucks to park, 8 at the door. The staff is very friendly but do no interfere…

I have been to Christies quite a few times and they have always been at night. During the evening i saw beautifl girls and got some pretty good dances. Seeing how i…

We landed in CLE for a weekend biz trip and used this site to find decent places to go to have a drink. The first stop was here and let me say…

Checked out Christie's during a visit to Cleveland during a business trip after work. Arrived around 7:30PM and paid an 8$ cover. The interior of the club has apparently been recently redone,…

Went on a Monday night, so it wasn't very crowded. The place was clean and the staff were very friendly. The bar seemed well set up and had very fast…

TRAGEDY! a freak accident none of us wanna hear about. if U read this within a month of jan 2 2013 you might wanna send a card in care of the club. dancer lorin…

Swung by Christies Cabaret in early Dec 2012. In summary, CC is an awesome club! Amazing facility, nice mix of pretty dancers, and high mileage. Note that this is…

The cover charge was $8 and after they stop serving alcohol it goes up to $10. They stay open until 4am on Friday/Saturday night and stop serving alcohol around 2 or…

Christie's holds a good title of a place to bring your client for a nice business entertainment. I found the time to split and made way to the Cabaret. The location is…

Decided to try the CC one weekday late night after work. Parking was free, but probably not so on the weekends as the extremely well lit lot is accessed through a checkpoint style…

If you book a Cleveland hotel this is probably the club they'll send you to because big money was spent to make it look upscale. nude?? yes, if silhouettes turn U on.…

Arrived shortly before shift change. There is a bar area on the right after entering thru main doors with a main stage stage in the middle. Seating at tables all around the…

This club is the best in the area. Decent drink prices, $20 dances, free entry with sports tickets or bus/limo service. One large stage, one small stage, and a stage upstairs. Dances…

Still by far the best Cleveland has to offer. I would recommend this place to those from out of town. The girls are always top notch but a little pushy.…

Christie's was my first strip club. I didn't know what to expect from strip clubs. Came with my cousins hanging out one night. It is a real nice place. Nice stage right…

This was my first time to this club. I was in town for business and had some time to kill, some gave it a shot. It's a beautiful club both outside and…

Went here last Wednesday, and it is no longer a nude club. They got in trouble and all the girls are required to where pasties. There was plenty of room…

Stopped by on a Sat. afternoon about 4:00. Haven't been here in a few months but decided to mix things up and stop in. Paid $5 cover and $4 for…

Ok I normally go at night, but lately in my quest for a better experience I have been trying out the day shift. This particular visit was friday afternoon, going about…

This place is amazing. $$$ goes a long way for wonderful eye candy. Went in during lunch and had a great time, ended up leaving in the wee hours of…

Ok I like this place and have been here a number of times (by my standards anyway -- probably a half dozen times in the last couple of years). But this…