Hit and Miss

In many respects, Christies is the best club in Cleveland. The combined looks/dance quality doesn't get much higher than here. In my experience, Thursday has proven to be the best night. Avoiding the large crowds and distractions of the weekend while still getting a higher quality dancer selection.

My most recent trip was a Thursday from around 10pm until shortly before last call. One out of every three/four tables on the main floor were taken and there were a half dozen or so at the bar. There was plenty of space on the floor to have some privacy with the dancers who came by. On this trip, I wound up with dances with 2 girls. The first was a tall, thin blonde (not my usual type). We had such a great conversation that I couldn't help but say yes when a private dance came up. She took me upstairs away from the crowd. Within 30 seconds, her bottoms were off and she had moved my hands to her chest. At one point, a bouncer yelled at us both to end the contact. It seemed to be more a formality than rule and shortly after he moved on, we went right back to where we'd been.

The second dance came with a perfectly proportioned redhead. She was in high demand, there wasn't much conversation, and her only interest was the VIP room. Typically I wouldn't jump straight to that, but she was right up my alley in terms of looks and I had money to burn. Much like the dance earlier, this one came with great 2-way contact with everything, save the pubic region, being fair game. Unlike the dance upstairs earlier, this one did not include any interruptions from a bouncer.