Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113

Christies-weeknight.

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ucankeepyodoctor
Aug 22, 2019, 12:06 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Haven't been here in a while and was in the area and thought I'd check it out. I had a VIP pass that got me in for free but I think the cover is $8 otherwise in the evening. The club has a large parking lot that seems safe and they didn't charge that night but had a sign that parking was $8. They may have an attendant charging on the weekends but I'm not sure.

As soon as you walk in, the bar is right in front of you with a VIP area to the right and a large stage to the left. There is also a second story but it didn't seem to be in use except for the dancers walking down the steps on to the stage. Maybe on the weekends if it's busier it gets used but I didn't venture up there. The whole place is laid out well with fancy art and decor. Really upscale and comfortable.

I ordered a Bud and I think it was $5 or $6. Not sure about mixed drink prices.

It wasn't really busy but I would say there were about 15 dancers working. Most were in the 6-9 range with a wide variety of looks. I was hanging out near the bar when I was approached by two dancers and we started chatting. Both were brunettes and hot. The one slightly hotter than the other and I seemed to like her better. Well they wanted me to do a dance with both of them at the same time. I told them that I can only handle one girl at a time. I started to just talking with the one I liked better-think her name was Paige, but her friend wouldn't take the hint and kept hanging around. I asked Paige if she wanted to do dance and she said sure. I asked her how much and she said $20 on the floor. It's interesting that right before they came over I looked at the little signs they have on top of the tables that explained the dance prices. Well the sign said $10 dances on the floor or 3 for $75 in the VIP and they had half hour and hour VIP rates that I don't remember. No where did it mention $20 dances. Well she was grabbing a little bit and it seemed like the dances would be good so I didn't mention the price discrepancy. I had to use the restroom and said I'd be right back. When I came back the 2nd dancer was still there and I'm wondering why she didn't take off. So the second dancer asks if I'm ready to go- like I was going to dance with both of them. At this point I'm aggravated and told them I changed my mind and wasn't going to do dances right now. That both walked off and tried there routine on another guy.

One thing I noticed was the songs seemed really short. So I took out my phone and timed a couple of songs. They averaged 2 minutes and 30 seconds so the DJ was really cutting the songs short. At this point I was glad I passed on the dances. Finished my beer and left.

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