Empty Thursday night

Was in Cleveland on business and the TUSCL reviews led me to Christies on the Thursday night. My first time here.

It's located at the bottom of a hill in what looks to be a former industrial area by the river. Literally nothing around it except for bridges and parking lots. There was a parking attendant and the lot was well lit, so looked pretty safe. There were like 8-10 other cars there when I pulled up around 9 pm.

It's a big space. You walk into a main room with a large dance floor and there are stairs leading upstairs with a surround balcony overlooking the floor. The place was D E A D. Maybe 5 customers and 10-ish dancers?