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Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I said fuck that I parked in the lot across the street I think there was a concert going on over there. Walk in, get patted down. ID check. Cover $10 free military. Walk in. Bar dead ahead on right, main stage a couple dancers up at a time. Bathrooms on left. LD and VIP rooms upstairs. Lap dances are $30 and VIP is 150 for 15 minutes. Mileage just talking to the dancers kinda sounds like it sucks. Crowd groups of younger guys and some groups of middle age white guys. Two guys sitting in front of me looked exactly like Drew Carey with the black glasses and everything. Maybe that's just a Cleveland look idk but as tourist I fucking love shit like that and quite frankly expect it.
Dancers this supposed to be the top club in Cleveland talent wise and after hitting a few clubs I think that's about right. Mostly younger girls. Variety of body types. Mix of plastic and natural. White and Black mostly. I was talking with some girl I think Kiki was her name. She said she was Filipina but she looked white as fuck coulda fooled me but she gave me the run down. Some of the dance options certainly don't sound like a free for all here at all. I think the girls had a certain level of hotness but maybe like 7-8's I really didn't see any knockouts though at least for me but the talent floor is pretty high here.
Overall I wanted to hit other clubs, this felt like a woo party kind of spot it didn't sound too fun though upstairs. Hustle is light here, girls look like there in party mode not hustle mode. I left to hit Diamond/Larry Flynts across the Flats.
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