Christies Cabaret
1180 Main Ave Cleveland, OH 44113

Couldn't get away without 1 dance

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TimJo
Jun 13, 2017, 8:30 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

I work downtown but rarely make it over to the Flats, so this was my 1st trip to Christies. I worked a 1/2 day and made it to the club around 12:30pm. No cover, but to be honest, I couldn't find anyone working the front desk. After entering, I bought a beer at a pretty expected price from the bar and found myself a seat at a small table about 20 feet from the stage.

There were probably 5 customers and maybe 10 dancers working. Having visited a few other Ohio clubs in the afternoon, I definitely appreciated that girls were actually working on stage early afternoon. I only had about an hour to kill, so I saw maybe 5 different women dance. They ranged from average to very attractive.

Most of my time was spent chatting with a cute Latina who visited me at my table. She was very intellectual and interesting. Unfortunately, I just didn't feel any flirtation vibe, no chemistry. She did catch me eying a girl on stage while chatting with her, but it was her friend and she suggested I go tip her. Happily! She then invited the on-stage performer to join us at our table following her dance, but she said she had to head backstage for a few and unfortunately never came back. It was a shame, because that woman was probably 5'9" with legs for days and ridiculous abs and rack.

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