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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Reviews

review
published 8 yrs ago
Gets the Job Done
reviewed by
crimsonlance

5.7

I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I can choose the…

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published 8 yrs ago
BACK AGAIN
reviewed by
prinzy

7.3

Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a Brazilian with a…

review
published 8 yrs ago
AAAAAAH Real Monsters.
reviewed by
bdjames

2.7

went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very least. Even the…

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published 8 yrs ago
Dark, Dirty and Dingy
reviewed by
Cuzadam

4.3

For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages.

Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been renovated since the…

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published 8 yrs ago
Vanessa Revisited
reviewed by
prinzy

6.3

Previously reviewed club and physical layout. Again no girls dancing. Upon entering the club there were five girls sitting around talking. Vanessa noticed (remembered me) & came right over with a friend. She introduced Diana…

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published 8 yrs ago
Okay for a Thursday
reviewed by
haroldbong

6.7

Overall it's not bad if what you're looking for is a smoky dive bar on the verge of being downtrodden. There's one Brazilian woman who's accomodating and friendly, her name might be Ana, and the…

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published 8 yrs ago
My first visit to this "club"...
reviewed by
Thebigtuna2017

2.7

My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover charge...period. I don't…

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published 8 yrs ago
Nothing to do on Thursday afternoon.
reviewed by
prinzy

5.7

The previous reviews about the physical layout of this club are correct. As you walk in the stage is to the left, however, no one dances. Unfortunate, because it's a good sized stage. As I…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Avoid At All Costs
reviewed by
Cuzadam

3.3

Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all be 50+ and…

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published 8 yrs ago
RUN VERY FAST
reviewed by
MULANEY

2.3

Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club.

Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well lit spot.
Place…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Late afternoon Early evening visit. Spend your money elsewhere
reviewed by
DeviousNY

4.0

I've visited this place on 3 separate occasions spread out over 5-6 months. There are never many dancers on (I have gone on in between 5p-8p on Saturdays.) You are either flat out ignored or…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Not too bad this time.
reviewed by
mike45rock

7.3

So I went to this club a while back after a coworker told me about It, the first time I went there it wasn't too bad. I decided to give it another shot. The club…