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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
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crimsonlance
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Gets the Job Done
I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I can choose the…
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prinzy
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
BACK AGAIN
Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a Brazilian with a…
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bdjames
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
AAAAAAH Real Monsters.
went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very least. Even the…
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Cuzadam
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Dark, Dirty and Dingy
For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages. Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been renovated since the…
last comment 6 yrs ago
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prinzy
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Vanessa Revisited
Previously reviewed club and physical layout. Again no girls dancing. Upon entering the club there were five girls sitting around talking. Vanessa noticed (remembered me) & came right over with a friend. She introduced Diana…
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haroldbong
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Okay for a Thursday
Overall it's not bad if what you're looking for is a smoky dive bar on the verge of being downtrodden. There's one Brazilian woman who's accomodating and friendly, her name might be Ana, and the…
last comment 8 yrs ago
(Cuzadam)
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Thebigtuna2017
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
My first visit to this "club"...
My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover charge...period. I don't…
last comment 8 yrs ago
(Cuzadam)
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prinzy
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Nothing to do on Thursday afternoon.
The previous reviews about the physical layout of this club are correct. As you walk in the stage is to the left, however, no one dances. Unfortunate, because it's a good sized stage. As I…
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Cuzadam
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Avoid At All Costs
Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all be 50+ and…
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MULANEY
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
RUN VERY FAST
Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club. Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well lit spot. Place…
last comment 8 yrs ago
(Cuzadam)
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DeviousNY
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Late afternoon Early evening visit. Spend your money elsewhere
I've visited this place on 3 separate occasions spread out over 5-6 months. There are never many dancers on (I have gone on in between 5p-8p on Saturdays.) You are either flat out ignored or…
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mike45rock
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8 yrs ago
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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Not too bad this time.
So I went to this club a while back after a coworker told me about It, the first time I went there it wasn't too bad. I decided to give it another shot. The club…
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