Reviews

This place in my opinion is a dump. It's basically a bar with one small stage for dancing and the stage is usually empty. Seems to get a lot of regular customers. The dancers are…

I have been here a few times to where I can greet the bartenders by name. I usually arrive here late afternoon so I am able to catch the last of the afternoon dancers and…

Gentlemen..and ladies,
Last Thursday I had some time off from work and figured id check out some of the clubs that I have reviewed on TUSCL (those that are open during the day). Crsytal Cafe seemed…

So this is not your normal type of strip club.... by this I mean the club appears old, and the clientele are not of the high flashy type. it's more like an old bar…

First time visitor to club and when you walk in its so dark you can't see a thing. No one is dancing with 4-5 girls with guys at bar. It seems everyone knew everyone and…

So after staying away from this place for nearly two months, I decided to give this another shot. As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by an incredibly attractive Brazilian dancer who, after…

Went to this place on a Saturday night and was quite disappointed. The club physically is set up ok, has a small parking lot, a small stage in the middle and a long bar to…

So I walked in and was immediately attacked by an old Russian hag named Yana and a plump polish women with nice tits. I bought about 4 drinks for myself and 3 for 3 different…

Passing through LI on the way out east and wanted to find a spot for a good, down and dirty lap dance. This wasn't the place. $5 cover to get into an older looking tired…

So I walked in to the club on a dreary Monday afternoon expecting to be greeted by the sight of attractive, engaging females. And what do I see? A middle-aged woman, a bit on the…

The place is dimly lit and thankfully so. Many of the dancers are definitely 4 or 5/10s with two being above a 7.

I get in and almost immediately, Ana the Brazilian has her tongue down…

If you are looking for a comfortable reasonably priced place to have a beer and have a conversation with an older but pleasant woman this is the place. It is not the place to…