Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Reviews
Submit a ReviewGets the Job Done
I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I can choose the…
crimsonlance
Jul 3, 2017, 5:26 PM
BACK AGAIN
Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a Brazilian with a…
prinzy
Jun 28, 2017, 6:01 PM
AAAAAAH Real Monsters.
went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very least. Even the…
bdjames
May 26, 2017, 5:38 AM
Dark, Dirty and Dingy
For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages.
Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been renovated since the…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(basakc)
Cuzadam
Apr 26, 2017, 9:12 PM
Vanessa Revisited
Previously reviewed club and physical layout. Again no girls dancing. Upon entering the club there were five girls sitting around talking. Vanessa noticed (remembered me) & came right over with a friend. She introduced Diana…
prinzy
Apr 25, 2017, 6:16 AM
Okay for a Thursday
Overall it's not bad if what you're looking for is a smoky dive bar on the verge of being downtrodden. There's one Brazilian woman who's accomodating and friendly, her name might be Ana, and the…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Cuzadam)
haroldbong
Apr 19, 2017, 11:50 AM
My first visit to this "club"...
My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover charge...period. I don't…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Cuzadam)
Thebigtuna2017
Mar 21, 2017, 4:23 AM
Nothing to do on Thursday afternoon.
The previous reviews about the physical layout of this club are correct. As you walk in the stage is to the left, however, no one dances. Unfortunate, because it's a good sized stage. As I…
prinzy
Feb 22, 2017, 7:12 AM
Avoid At All Costs
Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all be 50+ and…
Cuzadam
Feb 10, 2017, 5:40 PM
RUN VERY FAST
Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club.
Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well lit spot.
Place…
1 commentslast: 9 yrs ago(Cuzadam)
MULANEY
Dec 12, 2016, 3:23 PM
Late afternoon Early evening visit. Spend your money elsewhere
I've visited this place on 3 separate occasions spread out over 5-6 months. There are never many dancers on (I have gone on in between 5p-8p on Saturdays.) You are either flat out ignored or…
DeviousNY
Nov 3, 2016, 12:00 AM
Not too bad this time.
So I went to this club a while back after a coworker told me about It, the first time I went there it wasn't too bad. I decided to give it another shot. The club…
mike45rock
Nov 2, 2016, 12:00 AM


