Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

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borgmort
Nov 22, 2017, 5:57 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she was a GILF. Anyway, during our chat she starts giving my little hard some attention. I was a little surprised by her aggressiveness, but whatever. She asks me if I wanted a dance and she tells me it's 30 per dance. I think that's way too much for what was available, but she was attractive for her age so I said 'why not'?

Anyway, we had our dance and it was ok I guess. She talked a lot and that was kind of distracting. As I'm writing this I'm trying to guess her age. I wouldn't be surprised if she was pushing 60. Still, she's pretty darn good looking for that age. I guess I'm not into GILFs just yet. Maybe in a few years. LOL I felt as though i just tossed 30 into the wind. I noticed one other dancer and she definitely looked like someone's granny. I guess this is where strippers go when their best years are behind them.

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