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Crystal Cafe

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closes about 3:00 am.
Lap Dance Cost: 30 Avg. Drink Cost: 7 Cover Day: 0 Cover Night: 5 Alcohol, Non-Smoking, Jukebox, Bikini Lap Dances, Topless Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, Couple Friendly, Prepay Private Dances
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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Muddy

published

5 yrs ago

3.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 4Value: 3

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: None

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

juanpaul

published

6 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 4Value: 8

This bar is a real hole in the wall- A total Dive bar! no girls were dancing, only a few mature girls sitting at the bar with various customers. The girls here…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Under $100

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Firs

published

6 yrs ago

1.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 1Value: 2

Long day, was looking to relax. I went there not knowing how dead it was. Did not have the fun i wanted. The dancers are all older. Very…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

prinzy

published

6 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 8

This location features it's own parking lot in front & is a stand alone building. Upon entry, there is a long bar on the right & a stage on the left with…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

prinzy

published

6 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 4

This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: $100-$300

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

zappa714

published

6 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Under $100

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

qman54

published

6 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 4

I used to live in the same county that this place was in so I used to visit from time to time. I've since moved away and hadn't been here for more…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Under $100

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

sonofjimboelvis

published

7 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 7Value: 5

place was renovated several months ago. so the space is new and clean. nothing has changed with the dancers. same girls for years. I hoped that along with…

Day: Not Provided

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Under $100

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

borgmort

published

7 yrs ago

3.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 5Value: 3

Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Thebigtuna2017

published

7 yrs ago

3.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 5Value: 5

I was curious about the renovations and tried this establishment out again last Friday night around 11pm. The exterior looked exactly the same so my expectations walking in were very low. To…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

sonofjimboelvis

published

7 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 6Value: 6

This place was complete dive. Never renovated in 30 years. All that changed. Everything inside from the toilets to the stage is new. New clean floor, new clean…

Day: Not Provided

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

froggger84

published

7 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 1Value: 5

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

crimsonlance

published

7 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 7

I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

prinzy

published

7 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 5Value: 9

Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a…

Day: Monday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

bdjames

published

7 yrs ago

2.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 2Value: 5

went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very…

Day: Sunday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Cuzadam

published

7 yrs ago

4.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 4

For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages. Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been…

Day: Monday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

prinzy

published

7 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 8

Previously reviewed club and physical layout. Again no girls dancing. Upon entering the club there were five girls sitting around talking. Vanessa noticed (remembered me) & came right over with a friend.…

Day: Monday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

haroldbong

published

8 yrs ago

6.7(1 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 6

Overall it's not bad if what you're looking for is a smoky dive bar on the verge of being downtrodden. There's one Brazilian woman who's accomodating and friendly, her name might be…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Thebigtuna2017

published

8 yrs ago

2.7(1 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 1Value: 5

My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

prinzy

published

8 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 8

The previous reviews about the physical layout of this club are correct. As you walk in the stage is to the left, however, no one dances. Unfortunate, because it's a good sized…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Cuzadam

published

8 yrs ago

3.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 1Value: 6

Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all…

Day: Monday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

MULANEY

published

8 yrs ago

2.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 5

Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club. Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

DeviousNY

published

8 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 7Value: 2

I've visited this place on 3 separate occasions spread out over 5-6 months. There are never many dancers on (I have gone on in between 5p-8p on Saturdays.) You are either flat…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

mike45rock

published

8 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 9

So I went to this club a while back after a coworker told me about It, the first time I went there it wasn't too bad. I decided to give it another…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

jonathantaylor1

published

8 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 4

This place in my opinion is a dump. It's basically a bar with one small stage for dancing and the stage is usually empty. Seems to get a lot of regular customers.…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

NYGent68

published

8 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 5

I have been here a few times to where I can greet the bartenders by name. I usually arrive here late afternoon so I am able to catch the last of the…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

rf1127

published

8 yrs ago

4.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 5Value: 6

Gentlemen..and ladies, Last Thursday I had some time off from work and figured id check out some of the clubs that I have reviewed on TUSCL (those that are open during the day).…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

WTF1234

published

8 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 5

So this is not your normal type of strip club.... by this I mean the club appears old, and the clientele are not of the high flashy type. it's more like…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

hithere131106

published

8 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 4

First time visitor to club and when you walk in its so dark you can't see a thing. No one is dancing with 4-5 girls with guys at bar. It seems everyone…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Lilover88

published

8 yrs ago

8.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 10Club: 7Value: 8

So after staying away from this place for nearly two months, I decided to give this another shot. As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by an incredibly attractive Brazilian…

Day: Thursday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

jonathantaylor1

published

8 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 5Value: 4

Went to this place on a Saturday night and was quite disappointed. The club physically is set up ok, has a small parking lot, a small stage in the middle and a…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

hdlovva

published

8 yrs ago

3.7(1 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 2

So I walked in and was immediately attacked by an old Russian hag named Yana and a plump polish women with nice tits. I bought about 4 drinks for myself and 3…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

hotfireinny

published

8 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 3

Passing through LI on the way out east and wanted to find a spot for a good, down and dirty lap dance. This wasn't the place. $5 cover to get into an…

Day: Wednesday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Lilover88

published

8 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

So I walked in to the club on a dreary Monday afternoon expecting to be greeted by the sight of attractive, engaging females. And what do I see? A middle-aged woman, a…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Kung_fu92

published

8 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 3Value: 7

The place is dimly lit and thankfully so. Many of the dancers are definitely 4 or 5/10s with two being above a 7. I get in and almost immediately, Ana the Brazilian has…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

dialdelete

published

8 yrs ago

5.0(1 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 9

If you are looking for a comfortable reasonably priced place to have a beer and have a conversation with an older but pleasant woman this is the place. It is not…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

sonofjimboelvis

published

9 yrs ago

5.3(1 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 5

for the first time in a long time dancers were on stage dancing, not just wandering around begging for drinks and tips. dancers were older, and heavier but not obese grandmothers.…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Cuzadam

published

9 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 2Value: 10

Was in the area and decided to stop by. Club setting has been reviewed before, so I won't focus on that. Headed in and was immediately attacked by the old European lady and…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

dji

published

9 yrs ago

1.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 1Value: 2

First time and last time there. Place is a front for prostitution, tried to grab my junk the minute I walked in. Not one dancer. Two other guys, one getting a…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

mike45rock

published

9 yrs ago

7.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 10

Ok so pretty much this one of the strip clubs in suffolk county where where you walk in no cover which is good, but the dancers are at the bar waiting for…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

david82comic

published

9 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 8Value: 5

this is probably the worst stip clup on long island aside from going to illusions in deet park, but really bad. though i will say that i went on a tuesday but…

Day: Tuesday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Cuzadam

published

9 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 1Value: 8

One of the more interesting clubs on Long Island. Won't get into the physical setting of the club as it has been reviewed previously, but this place is a dump and smoking…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Not Provided

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Kung_fu92

published

10 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 3Value: 7

I've been here before so what can I say that hasn't already been said. To put it frankly the place looks like a dump. No no, that is insulting to dumps. That…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Nick4996

published

10 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 7

As others have said, this is more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have lap dancers although you'd never go just to have a beer. No cover. A small ten seat…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

sonofjimboelvis

published

10 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls…

Day: Thursday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Enjoy52

published

10 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 9

I went back here and I'm not sure why. Most of the dancers are overweight and can be very pushy. No one on stage and girls asking me to buy them drinks…

Day: Tuesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

mike45rock

published

10 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 8

ok so ive past place multiply times and decided to walk in ad try it out. i walk in the club it self is small and smoking is allowed inside. not even…

Day: Monday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

tigerjim1

published

10 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 7

Went there with a buddy around 10pm. There were about 4 or 5 men at the bar. Most being entertained by one or two strippers rated one a 9 two 7's…

Day: Saturday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

errickssonje

published

10 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 2Value: 9

Reviewed this place about 4 years ago and gave it bad scores basically across the board. After learning the ropes a bit better, I now know that this is one of those…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

pksvr

published

10 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 6

Went here as a birthday gift. There were a bit of diversity in the dancers, one was asian, one looked african american and the rest were caucasian. After the $5 door fee…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

cf968

published

10 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 2Value: 7

Dancers were mostly 5's. A couple of them were better looking than the others, but just to even it out, some were nasty and older. They allowed people to smoke…

Day: Thursday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Orion221

published

11 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 7Value: 5

Okay, so it's a Wednesday afternoon and I'd had a fucked up day. I drove by this place a few times and figured I'd at least get a strong drink. I walked…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

sonofjimboelvis

published

11 yrs ago

4.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 3

There is a stage but I didn't see anyone using it. Mostly the girls hang out at the bar. Dancers are a mix of american, brazilan and russian. One…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

david82comic

published

11 yrs ago

6.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 7Value: 6

I think overall your gonna like this place. I went with a few buddies of mine for a bday. ita pretty big once your inside. lots of seating. the one thing about…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

fathead3110

published

11 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 6Value: 3

I don't remember if it was a Friday or Saturday that I was here, but this place was terrible. Came with a couple friends and a beer, watched show fora few…

Day: Not Provided

Time: Evening

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

tuscl

published

11 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 5Value: 5

Used to go there a lot a few years ago and came back to visit last week. Not much has changed. The outside of the building looks more presentable, but the inside…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

aris

published

11 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 6Value: 5

Went there one sat afternoon. Day shift was still there. Sit at bar. 35-40ish spanush girl sits with me. Asks to buy her a drink and is very flirty.…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

mattbell

published

11 yrs ago

3.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 2Value: 6

Stopped in for the first time in nearly 20 years. The place is worse than i remembered. I used the bathroom had a beer a ran. The 2 girls i saw were…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Enjoy52

published

12 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 7Value: 4

The dancers were nice enough but not attractive at all. I've got kind of a weak personality so I got sucked in by this large, older Brazillian dancer at the bar. I…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

liljaybird31

published

12 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 3Value: 5

This place is a waste. I have been here more than once but this time I am not going back. There is a small stage with one dancer and…

Day: Tuesday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

McChizzle

published

12 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 5

I used to frequent this bar all the time but I havent been there for a few years. I went the past 2 weekends once on a Friday and once on Saturday…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 6-10

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

PureEnergy

published

12 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 4

What can I say about this dump that hasn't been said already? It's a hole. Mostly older Hispanic (South American?) women; can't really call them dancers as there isn't much "dancing" going…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

SocoRonnie

published

12 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private.…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

SocoRonnie

published

12 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private.…

Day: Friday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

mikejones1818

published

13 yrs ago

1.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

Went here to check it out(I am new to the area) This place needs to be burned to the ground. Overwieght trashy dancers who are hustling you the moment you…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

thegeneral2525

published

13 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 5Value: 7

this place is completely and miserably atrocious, to the point of being depressing. stopped here with a few buddies on the way home from a night at the bars. the…

Day: Friday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

dipher

published

13 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 4Value: 6

A small club...a bar that maybe sits 10; stage sitting that sits 6or so and some tables with a semi private lapdance area. There were 3 girls, mostly interested in chatting…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

tuscl

published

13 yrs ago

4.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 5

Went to this place with a few guys from work after a long day of drinking. Its a small bar where the girls are all slightly older or larger than the…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

tuscl

published

13 yrs ago

1.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

So i just got back from my half hour drive back and forth to this shitty place, it was advertised on here as an 18+ club and we called them to make…

Day: Thursday

Time: After Midnight

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

tuscl

published

13 yrs ago

6.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 8Club: 6Value: 5

Went on Friday before Hurricane weekend because I had some time to kill. Got there before they opened, and was pulling away when the two dancers were just getting to the building…

Day: Friday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

shaftmaster

published

13 yrs ago

5.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 5Value: 4

Dropped in on my was back to Yonkers from a job. This is a small place in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Basically a bar with a stage. Went there, there…

Day: Monday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

sonofjimboelvis

published

14 yrs ago

3.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 2

Big parking lot clean floors. Thats about the best part of the place. Only one dancer when I was there she sat the bar fully clothed chatting on her phone.…

Day: Thursday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

errickssonje

published

14 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 3Value: 1

Went in late on a Friday night on my way home from the Farmingdale bars. Shouldn't have. Let's do a quick rundown: The building itself is small and kind of sketchy looking. There…

Day: Friday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

desibob

published

14 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 6Value: 5

A friend of mine convinced me to visit this place. Walk in after 7Pm and the place was empty. The atmosphere was okay with music a little bit loud. Not too ssedy.A…

Day: Wednesday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

shotsongoal

published

15 yrs ago

7.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 8Value: 7

Been going to this place for over 10 years, but been there twice in the last week. Once on a Tuesday and once on a Friday. Both get in after midnight.…

Day: Tuesday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

tuscl

published

15 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 4Value: 6

Stopped by Monday night. Two girls - one heavy Russian and one older spanish. Set by the stage and watched the russian girl for a little whilr. Huge breasts but heavier than…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

one56day

published

15 yrs ago

1.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

No one on stage the entire time I was there. What's up with that? I am not into old broads or Russians, so I drank my beer fast. The bartender was rude…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

kay1080

published

15 yrs ago

9.3(0 comments)
Dancers: 10Club: 8Value: 10

I was there late. Was not crowded which was good. Girls here are usually gorgeous, there is somekind of beer place right next to it that sells mugs of beer. Awesome. I…

Day: Sunday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Bolshalet

published

16 yrs ago

5.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 6Value: 6

I went around 5:30 on a Sunday night and there were a half dozen people there and 4 girls dancing. Two of the girls were very hot, but both had fake…

Day: Sunday

Time: Afternoon

Dancers: Unknown

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Blomeclown

published

16 yrs ago

1.7(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 1Value: 1

Came in here last time three years ago. Based on last review, decided to give it another shot. Mistake. Maybe I hit it on a bad night. Maybe the last review hit an…

Day: Monday

Time: Evening

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846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

trock

published

16 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 7Club: 5Value: 6

Girls were mostly european and there were a few good looking ones The girls were friendly I had a good time When you enter the building the bar is right there and…

Day: Saturday

Time: After Midnight

Dancers: 1-5

Spent: Not Provided

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Crystal Cafe

846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

zghouler

published

17 yrs ago

2.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 2Value: 2

Came here on a Sunday recently after a bike ride with a buddy. It was about 5 pm and the game was on. That was IT. Us two, the bartender (decent) two…

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tuscl

published

17 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

Stopped in here recently, small place with a cover at night, few guys sitting at the bar watching the game, hot bartender too bad she wasn't dancing, i did try to get…

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dipher

published

18 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 4

Recently visited and gave up a few singles to the dancers who were eastern eurpoean....tall blonde and brunette and another frumpy..not my cup of tea, each with deacent breasts. Had my…

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zghouler

published

18 yrs ago

4.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 4Club: 4Value: 4

Went here last Thurs after watching the game. About 2am. I was a little buzzed and this was the closest place. I came here expecting nothing and was not disappointed. Three girls,…

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Blomeclown

published

19 yrs ago

1.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the…

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tuscl

published

19 yrs ago

5.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 5Club: 5Value: 5

Bad place the gilrs are very average. As far as LI places go there are much better. Do not waste your money on private dances save it and go to a better…

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uncleroy

published

19 yrs ago

6.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 6Club: 6Value: 6

Was there during the week and hooked up with one of the dancers Cindy. Not the cutest or thinest girl but we had a good time. I have been here sevweral times…

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SteveOoh

published

19 yrs ago

1.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

Definately among the worst clubs on Long Island, and worst in the country after this review. Older, foriegn, gothic women, take your pick. Rude waitresses, bartenders & dancers

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dipher

published

19 yrs ago

2.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 2Value: 2

Years ago this used tobe a great "neighborhood type" club with flashing and frisky ladies. This has really gone downhill. Two girls ( 5's) trying to get as many singles as…

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846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

zghouler

published

19 yrs ago

2.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 2Club: 2Value: 2

Went last night about 11:30. 2 dancers, 1 white and 1 black. decent 6-7. 6-8 customers. Place seemed dead. There was no dancing to speak of, just the one girl (dancing?) getting…

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cecilmack

published

20 yrs ago

1.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 1Club: 1Value: 1

To sum it up, I'd say scary. I've been to quite a few clubs on LI, but this one is just skeevy. I did go at an off time, I think it…

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Lord IV

published

20 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

Came here last week with a bunch of guys while we were working in the area. Sometimes these smaller clubs are hidden gems because the girls are not so busy working the entire…

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846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

avatarew

published

20 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

Definitely a dive type. Small cover but drink required. My dancer was a foreign female very drunk very bad teeth. Lola was from Eastern Europe. The private area…

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846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

jay1103

published

21 yrs ago

3.0(0 comments)
Dancers: 3Club: 3Value: 3

Small rundown place. One stage with a small lap dance area in the back. Girls were friendly but not overly so. Had a beer and left without any dances…

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