Crystal Cafe

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have…

This bar is a real hole in the wall- A total Dive bar! no girls were dancing, only a few mature girls sitting at the bar with various customers. The girls here…

Long day, was looking to relax. I went there not knowing how dead it was. Did not have the fun i wanted. The dancers are all older. Very…

This location features it's own parking lot in front & is a stand alone building. Upon entry, there is a long bar on the right & a stage on the left with…

This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on…

so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge…

I used to live in the same county that this place was in so I used to visit from time to time. I've since moved away and hadn't been here for more…

place was renovated several months ago. so the space is new and clean. nothing has changed with the dancers. same girls for years. I hoped that along with…

Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she…

I was curious about the renovations and tried this establishment out again last Friday night around 11pm. The exterior looked exactly the same so my expectations walking in were very low. To…

This place was complete dive. Never renovated in 30 years. All that changed. Everything inside from the toilets to the stage is new. New clean floor, new clean…

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive…

I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I…

Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a…

went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very…

For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages. Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been…

Previously reviewed club and physical layout. Again no girls dancing. Upon entering the club there were five girls sitting around talking. Vanessa noticed (remembered me) & came right over with a friend.…

Overall it's not bad if what you're looking for is a smoky dive bar on the verge of being downtrodden. There's one Brazilian woman who's accomodating and friendly, her name might be…

My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover…

The previous reviews about the physical layout of this club are correct. As you walk in the stage is to the left, however, no one dances. Unfortunate, because it's a good sized…

Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all…

Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club. Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well…

I've visited this place on 3 separate occasions spread out over 5-6 months. There are never many dancers on (I have gone on in between 5p-8p on Saturdays.) You are either flat…

So I went to this club a while back after a coworker told me about It, the first time I went there it wasn't too bad. I decided to give it another…

This place in my opinion is a dump. It's basically a bar with one small stage for dancing and the stage is usually empty. Seems to get a lot of regular customers.…

I have been here a few times to where I can greet the bartenders by name. I usually arrive here late afternoon so I am able to catch the last of the…

Gentlemen..and ladies, Last Thursday I had some time off from work and figured id check out some of the clubs that I have reviewed on TUSCL (those that are open during the day).…

So this is not your normal type of strip club.... by this I mean the club appears old, and the clientele are not of the high flashy type. it's more like…

First time visitor to club and when you walk in its so dark you can't see a thing. No one is dancing with 4-5 girls with guys at bar. It seems everyone…

So after staying away from this place for nearly two months, I decided to give this another shot. As soon as I walked in, I was greeted by an incredibly attractive Brazilian…

Went to this place on a Saturday night and was quite disappointed. The club physically is set up ok, has a small parking lot, a small stage in the middle and a…

So I walked in and was immediately attacked by an old Russian hag named Yana and a plump polish women with nice tits. I bought about 4 drinks for myself and 3…

Passing through LI on the way out east and wanted to find a spot for a good, down and dirty lap dance. This wasn't the place. $5 cover to get into an…

So I walked in to the club on a dreary Monday afternoon expecting to be greeted by the sight of attractive, engaging females. And what do I see? A middle-aged woman, a…

The place is dimly lit and thankfully so. Many of the dancers are definitely 4 or 5/10s with two being above a 7. I get in and almost immediately, Ana the Brazilian has…

If you are looking for a comfortable reasonably priced place to have a beer and have a conversation with an older but pleasant woman this is the place. It is not…

for the first time in a long time dancers were on stage dancing, not just wandering around begging for drinks and tips. dancers were older, and heavier but not obese grandmothers.…

Was in the area and decided to stop by. Club setting has been reviewed before, so I won't focus on that. Headed in and was immediately attacked by the old European lady and…

First time and last time there. Place is a front for prostitution, tried to grab my junk the minute I walked in. Not one dancer. Two other guys, one getting a…

Ok so pretty much this one of the strip clubs in suffolk county where where you walk in no cover which is good, but the dancers are at the bar waiting for…

this is probably the worst stip clup on long island aside from going to illusions in deet park, but really bad. though i will say that i went on a tuesday but…

One of the more interesting clubs on Long Island. Won't get into the physical setting of the club as it has been reviewed previously, but this place is a dump and smoking…

I've been here before so what can I say that hasn't already been said. To put it frankly the place looks like a dump. No no, that is insulting to dumps. That…

As others have said, this is more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have lap dancers although you'd never go just to have a beer. No cover. A small ten seat…

While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls…

I went back here and I'm not sure why. Most of the dancers are overweight and can be very pushy. No one on stage and girls asking me to buy them drinks…

ok so ive past place multiply times and decided to walk in ad try it out. i walk in the club it self is small and smoking is allowed inside. not even…

Went there with a buddy around 10pm. There were about 4 or 5 men at the bar. Most being entertained by one or two strippers rated one a 9 two 7's…

Reviewed this place about 4 years ago and gave it bad scores basically across the board. After learning the ropes a bit better, I now know that this is one of those…

Went here as a birthday gift. There were a bit of diversity in the dancers, one was asian, one looked african american and the rest were caucasian. After the $5 door fee…

Dancers were mostly 5's. A couple of them were better looking than the others, but just to even it out, some were nasty and older. They allowed people to smoke…

Okay, so it's a Wednesday afternoon and I'd had a fucked up day. I drove by this place a few times and figured I'd at least get a strong drink. I walked…

There is a stage but I didn't see anyone using it. Mostly the girls hang out at the bar. Dancers are a mix of american, brazilan and russian. One…

I think overall your gonna like this place. I went with a few buddies of mine for a bday. ita pretty big once your inside. lots of seating. the one thing about…

I don't remember if it was a Friday or Saturday that I was here, but this place was terrible. Came with a couple friends and a beer, watched show fora few…

Used to go there a lot a few years ago and came back to visit last week. Not much has changed. The outside of the building looks more presentable, but the inside…

Went there one sat afternoon. Day shift was still there. Sit at bar. 35-40ish spanush girl sits with me. Asks to buy her a drink and is very flirty.…

Stopped in for the first time in nearly 20 years. The place is worse than i remembered. I used the bathroom had a beer a ran. The 2 girls i saw were…

The dancers were nice enough but not attractive at all. I've got kind of a weak personality so I got sucked in by this large, older Brazillian dancer at the bar. I…

This place is a waste. I have been here more than once but this time I am not going back. There is a small stage with one dancer and…

I used to frequent this bar all the time but I havent been there for a few years. I went the past 2 weekends once on a Friday and once on Saturday…

What can I say about this dump that hasn't been said already? It's a hole. Mostly older Hispanic (South American?) women; can't really call them dancers as there isn't much "dancing" going…

Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private.…

Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private.…

Went here to check it out(I am new to the area) This place needs to be burned to the ground. Overwieght trashy dancers who are hustling you the moment you…

this place is completely and miserably atrocious, to the point of being depressing. stopped here with a few buddies on the way home from a night at the bars. the…

A small club...a bar that maybe sits 10; stage sitting that sits 6or so and some tables with a semi private lapdance area. There were 3 girls, mostly interested in chatting…

Went to this place with a few guys from work after a long day of drinking. Its a small bar where the girls are all slightly older or larger than the…

So i just got back from my half hour drive back and forth to this shitty place, it was advertised on here as an 18+ club and we called them to make…

Went on Friday before Hurricane weekend because I had some time to kill. Got there before they opened, and was pulling away when the two dancers were just getting to the building…

Dropped in on my was back to Yonkers from a job. This is a small place in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Basically a bar with a stage. Went there, there…

Big parking lot clean floors. Thats about the best part of the place. Only one dancer when I was there she sat the bar fully clothed chatting on her phone.…

Went in late on a Friday night on my way home from the Farmingdale bars. Shouldn't have. Let's do a quick rundown: The building itself is small and kind of sketchy looking. There…

A friend of mine convinced me to visit this place. Walk in after 7Pm and the place was empty. The atmosphere was okay with music a little bit loud. Not too ssedy.A…

Been going to this place for over 10 years, but been there twice in the last week. Once on a Tuesday and once on a Friday. Both get in after midnight.…

Stopped by Monday night. Two girls - one heavy Russian and one older spanish. Set by the stage and watched the russian girl for a little whilr. Huge breasts but heavier than…

No one on stage the entire time I was there. What's up with that? I am not into old broads or Russians, so I drank my beer fast. The bartender was rude…

I was there late. Was not crowded which was good. Girls here are usually gorgeous, there is somekind of beer place right next to it that sells mugs of beer. Awesome. I…

I went around 5:30 on a Sunday night and there were a half dozen people there and 4 girls dancing. Two of the girls were very hot, but both had fake…

Came in here last time three years ago. Based on last review, decided to give it another shot. Mistake. Maybe I hit it on a bad night. Maybe the last review hit an…

Girls were mostly european and there were a few good looking ones The girls were friendly I had a good time When you enter the building the bar is right there and…

Came here on a Sunday recently after a bike ride with a buddy. It was about 5 pm and the game was on. That was IT. Us two, the bartender (decent) two…

Stopped in here recently, small place with a cover at night, few guys sitting at the bar watching the game, hot bartender too bad she wasn't dancing, i did try to get…

Recently visited and gave up a few singles to the dancers who were eastern eurpoean....tall blonde and brunette and another frumpy..not my cup of tea, each with deacent breasts. Had my…

Went here last Thurs after watching the game. About 2am. I was a little buzzed and this was the closest place. I came here expecting nothing and was not disappointed. Three girls,…

Except for the Russian accents, this place could belong to tony Soprano. Definitely a "family" bar. Girls tend to be rude when sober, obnoxious when drunk. Some are marginally cute but the…

Bad place the gilrs are very average. As far as LI places go there are much better. Do not waste your money on private dances save it and go to a better…

Was there during the week and hooked up with one of the dancers Cindy. Not the cutest or thinest girl but we had a good time. I have been here sevweral times…

Definately among the worst clubs on Long Island, and worst in the country after this review. Older, foriegn, gothic women, take your pick. Rude waitresses, bartenders & dancers

Years ago this used tobe a great "neighborhood type" club with flashing and frisky ladies. This has really gone downhill. Two girls ( 5's) trying to get as many singles as…

Went last night about 11:30. 2 dancers, 1 white and 1 black. decent 6-7. 6-8 customers. Place seemed dead. There was no dancing to speak of, just the one girl (dancing?) getting…

To sum it up, I'd say scary. I've been to quite a few clubs on LI, but this one is just skeevy. I did go at an off time, I think it…

Came here last week with a bunch of guys while we were working in the area. Sometimes these smaller clubs are hidden gems because the girls are not so busy working the entire…

Definitely a dive type. Small cover but drink required. My dancer was a foreign female very drunk very bad teeth. Lola was from Eastern Europe. The private area…

Small rundown place. One stage with a small lap dance area in the back. Girls were friendly but not overly so. Had a beer and left without any dances…