Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
Reviews
Submit a ReviewDancers were mostly 5's. A...
Dancers were mostly 5's. A couple of them were better looking than the others, but just to even it out, some were nasty and older. They allowed people to smoke inside which sucked…
cf968
Jun 12, 2014, 12:00 AM
Okay, so it's a Wednesday afternoon...
Okay, so it's a Wednesday afternoon and I'd had a fucked up day. I drove by this place a few times and figured I'd at least get a strong drink.
I walked in and the…
Orion221
Mar 4, 2014, 12:00 AM
There is a stage but I...
There is a stage but I didn't see anyone using it. Mostly the girls hang out at the bar. Dancers are a mix of american, brazilan and russian. One great looking Brazilan…
sonofjimboelvis
Mar 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
I think overall your gonna like...
I think overall your gonna like this place. I went with a few buddies of mine for a bday. ita pretty big once your inside. lots of seating. the one thing about this place though…
david82comic
Feb 14, 2014, 12:00 AM
I don't remember if it was...
I don't remember if it was a Friday or Saturday that I was here, but this place was terrible. Came with a couple friends and a beer, watched show fora few minutes. A…
fathead3110
Jan 24, 2014, 12:00 AM
Used to go there a lot...
Used to go there a lot a few years ago and came back to visit last week. Not much has changed. The outside of the building looks more presentable, but the inside is still in…
tuscl
Dec 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
Went there one sat afternoon. ...
Went there one sat afternoon. Day shift was still there. Sit at bar. 35-40ish spanush girl sits with me. Asks to buy her a drink and is very flirty. Kept grabbing…
aris
Oct 16, 2013, 12:00 AM
Stopped in for the first time...
Stopped in for the first time in nearly 20 years. The place is worse than i remembered. I used the bathroom had a beer a ran. The 2 girls i saw were not very pretty…
mattbell
Apr 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
The dancers were nice enough but...
The dancers were nice enough but not attractive at all. I've got kind of a weak personality so I got sucked in by this large, older Brazillian dancer at the bar. I brought her and…
Enjoy52
Mar 23, 2013, 12:00 AM
This place is...
This place is a waste. I have been here more than once but this time I am not going back. There is a small stage with one dancer and a couple bouncing…
liljaybird31
Mar 19, 2013, 12:00 AM
I used to frequent this bar...
I used to frequent this bar all the time but I havent been there for a few years. I went the past 2 weekends once on a Friday and once on Saturday just to check…
McChizzle
Feb 25, 2013, 12:00 AM
What can I say about this...
What can I say about this dump that hasn't been said already? It's a hole. Mostly older Hispanic (South American?) women; can't really call them dancers as there isn't much "dancing" going on. YOu will…
PureEnergy
Jan 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't...
Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private. She kept.sticking her…
SocoRonnie
May 1, 2012, 12:00 AM
Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't...
Went in one afternoon after work...wasn't bad or good. If u hit it right the girls r ok..I found this little.petite blond named jade....Wow...really hot and great lap.dance...too bad it wasn't private. She kept.sticking her…
SocoRonnie
May 1, 2012, 12:00 AM
Went here to check it out(I...
Went here to check it out(I am new to the area) This place needs to be burned to the ground. Overwieght trashy dancers who are hustling you the moment you walk into the…
mikejones1818
Feb 27, 2012, 12:00 AM
this place is completely and miserably...
this place is completely and miserably atrocious, to the point of being depressing. stopped here with a few buddies on the way home from a night at the bars. the girls were the…
thegeneral2525
Feb 25, 2012, 12:00 AM
A small club...a bar that maybe...
A small club...a bar that maybe sits 10; stage sitting that sits 6or so and some tables with a semi private lapdance area. There were 3 girls, mostly interested in chatting with what seemed…
dipher
Feb 2, 2012, 12:00 AM
Went to this place with a...
Went to this place with a few guys from work after a long day of drinking. Its a small bar where the girls are all slightly older or larger than the ideal stripper and…
tuscl
Dec 20, 2011, 12:00 AM
So i just got back from...
So i just got back from my half hour drive back and forth to this shitty place, it was advertised on here as an 18+ club and we called them to make sure of the…
tuscl
Sep 22, 2011, 12:00 AM
Went on Friday before Hurricane weekend...
Went on Friday before Hurricane weekend because I had some time to kill. Got there before they opened, and was pulling away when the two dancers were just getting to the building called me over…
tuscl
Sep 6, 2011, 12:00 AM
Dropped in on my was back...
Dropped in on my was back to Yonkers from a job. This is a small place in the middle of a residential neighborhood. Basically a bar with a stage. Went there, there was no one…
shaftmaster
Aug 16, 2011, 12:00 AM
Big parking lot clean floors. ...
Big parking lot clean floors. Thats about the best part of the place. Only one dancer when I was there she sat the bar fully clothed chatting on her phone. When she…
sonofjimboelvis
Mar 7, 2011, 12:00 AM
Went in late on a Friday...
Went in late on a Friday night on my way home from the Farmingdale bars. Shouldn't have. Let's do a quick rundown:
The building itself is small and kind of sketchy looking. There was a $5…
errickssonje
Nov 13, 2010, 12:00 AM
A friend of mine convinced me...
A friend of mine convinced me to visit this place. Walk in after 7Pm and the place was empty. The atmosphere was okay with music a little bit loud. Not too ssedy.A few girls hanging…
desibob
Oct 12, 2010, 12:00 AM
Been going to this place for...
Been going to this place for over 10 years, but been there twice in the last week. Once on a Tuesday and once on a Friday. Both get in after midnight. Friday was charged…
shotsongoal
Jan 4, 2010, 12:00 AM


