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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Reviews

review
published 9 yrs ago
better
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

5.3

for the first time in a long time dancers were on stage dancing, not just wandering around begging for drinks and tips. dancers were older, and heavier but not obese grandmothers. some were…

review
published 9 yrs ago
Another trip to Crystal
reviewed by
Cuzadam

5.7

Was in the area and decided to stop by. Club setting has been reviewed before, so I won't focus on that.

Headed in and was immediately attacked by the old European lady and magnolia. Both are…

review
published 9 yrs ago
get a vaccine first
reviewed by
dji

1.7

First time and last time there. Place is a front for prostitution, tried to grab my junk the minute I walked in. Not one dancer. Two other guys, one getting a hand job right…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Ok so pretty much this one...
reviewed by
mike45rock

7.7

Ok so pretty much this one of the strip clubs in suffolk county where where you walk in no cover which is good, but the dancers are at the bar waiting for people to walk…

review
published 10 yrs ago
this is probably the worst stip...
reviewed by
david82comic

5.7

this is probably the worst stip clup on long island aside from going to illusions in deet park, but really bad. though i will say that i went on a tuesday but i figured if…

review
published 10 yrs ago
One of the more interesting clubs...
reviewed by
Cuzadam

4.7

One of the more interesting clubs on Long Island. Won't get into the physical setting of the club as it has been reviewed previously, but this place is a dump and smoking is allowed inside…

review
published 10 yrs ago
I've been here before so what...
reviewed by
Kung_fu92

5.3

I've been here before so what can I say that hasn't already been said. To put it frankly the place looks like a dump. No no, that is insulting to dumps. That being said, the…

review
published 10 yrs ago
As others have said, this is...
reviewed by
Nick4996

5.3

As others have said, this is more of a neighborhood bar that happens to have lap dancers although you'd never go just to have a beer. No cover. A small ten seat bar is at…

review
published 10 yrs ago
While this is a strip club...
reviewed by
sonofjimboelvis

6.0

While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls this place is…

review
published 10 yrs ago
I went back here and I'm...
reviewed by
Enjoy52

6.7

I went back here and I'm not sure why. Most of the dancers are overweight and can be very pushy. No one on stage and girls asking me to buy them drinks from the moment…

review
published 10 yrs ago
ok so ive past place multiply...
reviewed by
mike45rock

6.7

ok so ive past place multiply times and decided to walk in ad try it out. i walk in the club it self is small and smoking is allowed inside. not even one foot in…

review
published 10 yrs ago
Went there with a buddy around...
reviewed by
tigerjim1

6.0

Went there with a buddy around 10pm. There were about 4 or 5 men at the bar. Most being entertained by one or two strippers rated one a 9 two 7's the rest 6…