Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

You can’t polish a turd..

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Thebigtuna2017
Oct 24, 2017, 3:22 PM
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Club Quality
Value
Visited: Friday Evening

I was curious about the renovations and tried this establishment out again last Friday night around 11pm. The exterior looked exactly the same so my expectations walking in were very low. To their credit, it is now very nice once inside! Head to toe, everything is new. The bar itself has a nice modern look and feel to it. No longer does it feel like you stepped into a time warp circa 1982. The downside? From what I could tell the talent is exactly the same. Seemed to me there was not one new dancer.

The same old island of misfit toys gang of over 40 and above talent. The most attractive and young female in the club was the bartender. Until there is a major talent upgrade this place will remain bottom of the barrel. It’s a shame because they did a really good job with the renovation. Unfortunately the ‘talent’ do not match the new digs. At all.

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