Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Avoid At All Costs

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Cuzadam
Feb 10, 2017, 5:40 PM
Dancers
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all be 50+ and freakish looking. I'm talking about downright scary.

Made a mistake of staying for one beer ($8) and was attacked by a hoard of these monsters. One tried sticking her tounge down my throats while the other 2 kept grabbing my junk. This lasted a few minutes until I couldn't take it anymore and left my 3/4th full beer as I RAn towards the exist.

Do not go to this Club.

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