Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Gets the Job Done

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crimsonlance
Jul 3, 2017, 5:26 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I can choose the women I want to chill with and she isn't in a rush to be with the next guy. I usually go with Vanessa, a 50 something Brazilian women who was probably a 9 when she was in her 20s but age has taken its toll on her face. Body is still nice though.

This time I had Ana, who is younger, prettier face and a big butt. I can see why the older guys like her, but I'm young enough where I don't care, I just want some attention. She was all business though and just wanted to get to the dance room and get paid and move on. The whole thing felt rushed and I regretted my decision. Next time Ill stick with the usual women and leave feeling better about myself.

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