Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Dark, Dirty and Dingy

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Cuzadam
Apr 26, 2017, 9:12 PM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages.

Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been renovated since the 80s.

About 5 girls. None were above a "6." Was immediately attacked by an older Russian name "yana" (I think?). She must be in her late 50s early 60. Kept pressuring me to buy her a $13 drinks and to bring her in the back room for extras.

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