Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Where Old Strippers go to Die?

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froggger84
Aug 8, 2017, 4:58 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under the age of forty. The bar is right at the entrance with a stage to the right side of the room. My friend felt guilty not buying a drink, so he ordered us beers while I used the rest room.

Things did not get better during the 15 minutes it took to finish beer. No one ever got on stage. Stay away....keep an eye for the door while your here. Beers were cheap enough though. Consider it an old dive bar with semi retired dancers.

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