Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

AAAAAAH Real Monsters.

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bdjames
May 26, 2017, 5:38 AM
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Visited: Sunday After Midnight

went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very least. Even the barlady was old and hideous looking. One of the ladies sat down and tried to talk to me but dear God was she hideous. Her boobs were large but I couldn't see myself getting a dance from her. I left after being there for no more than 15 minutes total.

Decor:

Decor of this place is the same as always. It feels as if it were built in the 1980's and hasn't been remodeled since. The bar itself has the same 1980's Long Island Dive Bar feel.

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