My first visit to this "club"...

My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover charge...period. I don't care if it was $5 or 15 cents. In reality, they should be paying customers the $5 for having the bad luck of ending up here. Anyways, the "club" is a run down 80s feeling bar with maybe the darkest lighting I've ever encountered at a stripClub. In hindsight, it's probably better that I could hardly see. I gaze around the "club" and see there is a bar area , a stage and a lap dance section in the back. Did not see any private rooms or booths . One "dancer" on the stage that is adjacent to the bar. But she isn't quite dancing but more trying to keep herself for falling off the stage due to how drunk she was. This was also only at 1045pm. She was white, 40s and very haggard looking. Three other girls at the bar. Two in there 50's, Spanish and hideous, and one white girl. Tho not attractive, at least she didn't resemble the gargoyles who were also present. As I am drinking my $9 bud light, the lush who was on stage dancing managed to fall off the stage, flat on her face. The dj rushed down to help her up as the bouncer rolled his eyes and turtle crawled his way over and helped the lush into a chair by the bar where she proceeded to face plant and almost again stumble to the floor. By this point I chug the rest of my $9 bud light and got out of dodge. One of the worst stripclub trips of my life and this is a lot of experience talking. -5 star rating. Awful environment, worse talent and awful pricing.