Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Shit Crystals

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Muddy
Sep 22, 2019, 6:48 PM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked in. Area is really safe. I come up there was a guy with a Flava Flav clock hanging out in front. No cover probably the only redeeming quality. No other customers besides me and a couple buddies other than the flava flav. Got a water. Beers were $8. Bartender girl seemed cool, she was older. Apparently she dances during the day.

One white heavier dancer asks me if I want a $35 dance. Yeah no. Another heavier black dancer here. Both need to lose some weight before we take this kind of job. The setup is bar on the left, stage on the right and bathrooms and dance room in the back. I don’t know why this place is open. There is not much else to say or see. For that price and that talent. I got the fuck out of there!!!!!!

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