Crystal Cafe Reviews

Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked...

This bar is a real hole in the wall- A total Dive bar! no girls were dancing, only a few mature girls sitting at the bar with various customers. The girls here are a...

Long day, was looking to relax. I went there not knowing how dead it was. Did not have the fun i wanted. The dancers are all older. Very pushy, the...

This location features it's own parking lot in front & is a stand alone building. Upon entry, there is a long bar on the right & a stage on the left with no one...

This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on the right....

so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge as when...

I used to live in the same county that this place was in so I used to visit from time to time. I've since moved away and hadn't been here for more than about...

place was renovated several months ago. so the space is new and clean. nothing has changed with the dancers. same girls for years. I hoped that along with renovating the...

Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she was a...

I was curious about the renovations and tried this establishment out again last Friday night around 11pm. The exterior looked exactly the same so my expectations walking in were very low. To their credit,...

This place was complete dive. Never renovated in 30 years. All that changed. Everything inside from the toilets to the stage is new. New clean floor, new clean chairs, new...

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under...

I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I can choose...

Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a Brazilian with...

went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very least. Even...

For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages. Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been renovated since...

Previously reviewed club and physical layout. Again no girls dancing. Upon entering the club there were five girls sitting around talking. Vanessa noticed (remembered me) & came right over with a friend. She introduced...

Overall it's not bad if what you're looking for is a smoky dive bar on the verge of being downtrodden. There's one Brazilian woman who's accomodating and friendly, her name might be Ana, and...

My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover charge...period. I...

The previous reviews about the physical layout of this club are correct. As you walk in the stage is to the left, however, no one dances. Unfortunate, because it's a good sized stage. As...

Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all be 50+...

Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club. Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well lit spot....

I've visited this place on 3 separate occasions spread out over 5-6 months. There are never many dancers on (I have gone on in between 5p-8p on Saturdays.) You are either flat out ignored...

So I went to this club a while back after a coworker told me about It, the first time I went there it wasn't too bad. I decided to give it another shot. The...

This place in my opinion is a dump. It's basically a bar with one small stage for dancing and the stage is usually empty. Seems to get a lot of regular customers. The dancers...