Crystal Cafe
Closed
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
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Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked in.…
Muddy
Sep 22, 2019, 6:48 PM
Crystal
This bar is a real hole in the wall- A total Dive bar! no girls were dancing, only a few mature girls sitting at the bar with various customers. The girls here are a bit…
juanpaul
Apr 15, 2019, 5:14 PM
No change the girls just got older
Long day, was looking to relax. I went there not knowing how dead it was. Did not have the fun i wanted. The dancers are all older. Very pushy, the bartender…
Firs
Apr 8, 2019, 5:36 AM
REUNION
This location features it's own parking lot in front & is a stand alone building. Upon entry, there is a long bar on the right & a stage on the left with no one dancing.…
prinzy
Jan 5, 2019, 5:50 AM
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON REUNION
This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on the right. There…
prinzy
Nov 13, 2018, 8:14 AM
same old place and mostly same tired dancers
so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge as when I…
zappa714
Jun 29, 2018, 5:39 AM
Same old Same old
I used to live in the same county that this place was in so I used to visit from time to time. I've since moved away and hadn't been here for more than about 4-5…
qman54
May 10, 2018, 12:44 PM
back to normal for this place
place was renovated several months ago. so the space is new and clean. nothing has changed with the dancers. same girls for years. I hoped that along with renovating the space…
sonofjimboelvis
Apr 21, 2018, 1:15 AM
WOW!!!
Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she was a GILF.…
borgmort
Nov 22, 2017, 5:57 PM
You can’t polish a turd..
I was curious about the renovations and tried this establishment out again last Friday night around 11pm. The exterior looked exactly the same so my expectations walking in were very low. To their credit, it…
Thebigtuna2017
Oct 24, 2017, 3:22 PM
total renovation but not all for the best
This place was complete dive. Never renovated in 30 years. All that changed. Everything inside from the toilets to the stage is new. New clean floor, new clean chairs, new clean…
sonofjimboelvis
Oct 10, 2017, 5:30 PM
Where Old Strippers go to Die?
Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under the…
froggger84
Aug 8, 2017, 4:58 PM


