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Crystal Cafe
846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*

Crystal Cafe Reviews

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  • review
    5 years ago
    Shit Crystals
    Came in after midnight on a Sunday. I don’t why I even came. On Conklin in Farmingdale. Plenty of parking I only saw 2 other cars in the parking lot shouldn’t have even walked...
  • review
    5 years ago
    Crystal
    This bar is a real hole in the wall- A total Dive bar! no girls were dancing, only a few mature girls sitting at the bar with various customers. The girls here are a...
  • review
    5 years ago
    No change the girls just got older
    Long day, was looking to relax. I went there not knowing how dead it was. Did not have the fun i wanted. The dancers are all older. Very pushy, the...
  • review
    5 years ago
    REUNION
    This location features it's own parking lot in front & is a stand alone building. Upon entry, there is a long bar on the right & a stage on the left with no one...
    prinzy
    Florida
  • review
    6 years ago
    WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON REUNION
    This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on the right....
    prinzy
    Florida
  • review
    6 years ago
    same old place and mostly same tired dancers
    so I wandered into the Crystal on a whim for the 1st time in about 10 years. Guy at the door said $10 admission and i was shocked by the admission charge as when...
    zappa714
    New York
  • review
    6 years ago
    Same old Same old
    I used to live in the same county that this place was in so I used to visit from time to time. I've since moved away and hadn't been here for more than about...
    qman54
    North Carolina
  • review
    6 years ago
    back to normal for this place
    place was renovated several months ago. so the space is new and clean. nothing has changed with the dancers. same girls for years. I hoped that along with renovating the...
  • review
    7 years ago
    WOW!!!
    Walked in and sat down at the bar and ordered a drink and was immediately approached by a...let's say...mature lady. She wasn't bad looking at all. In fact I would say she was a...
    borgmort
    New York
  • review
    7 years ago
    You can’t polish a turd..
    I was curious about the renovations and tried this establishment out again last Friday night around 11pm. The exterior looked exactly the same so my expectations walking in were very low. To their credit,...
  • review
    7 years ago
    total renovation but not all for the best
    This place was complete dive. Never renovated in 30 years. All that changed. Everything inside from the toilets to the stage is new. New clean floor, new clean chairs, new...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Where Old Strippers go to Die?
    Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under...
    froggger84
    Connecticut
  • review
    7 years ago
    Gets the Job Done
    I go here every couple of months when I am feeling down and need a quick boost. I usually go on Sunday afternoon as its usually dead, which I like because I can choose...
  • review
    7 years ago
    BACK AGAIN
    Arrived at about 1:30pm and two dancers were sitting at the bar. No girls dancing (I don't think they ever dance here) and I knew one of the dancers (Vanessa - a Brazilian with...
    prinzy
    Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    AAAAAAH Real Monsters.
    went here a few weeks ago on a Sunday night after midnight. There were 2 women working. They looked like the main characters from AAAh real monsters. Hideous to say the very least. Even...
  • review
    7 years ago
    Dark, Dirty and Dingy
    For some reason, I decided to check out Crystal for the first time in ages. Club hasn't changed. It's dimly lit (to hide the strippers looks), grimy and looks like it hasn't been renovated since...
    Cuzadam
    New York
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  • review
    7 years ago
    Vanessa Revisited
    Previously reviewed club and physical layout. Again no girls dancing. Upon entering the club there were five girls sitting around talking. Vanessa noticed (remembered me) & came right over with a friend. She introduced...
    prinzy
    Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    Okay for a Thursday
    Overall it's not bad if what you're looking for is a smoky dive bar on the verge of being downtrodden. There's one Brazilian woman who's accomodating and friendly, her name might be Ana, and...
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    Cuzadam
  • review
    7 years ago
    My first visit to this "club"...
    My first visit to this "club" was last Saturday night (3/11) and what an experience it was, but for all the wrong reasons . First off, this "club" shouldn't have a cover charge...period. I...
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    Cuzadam
  • review
    7 years ago
    Nothing to do on Thursday afternoon.
    The previous reviews about the physical layout of this club are correct. As you walk in the stage is to the left, however, no one dances. Unfortunate, because it's a good sized stage. As...
    prinzy
    Florida
  • review
    7 years ago
    Avoid At All Costs
    Should have heeded the warnings in the other reviews! Not only is the physical setting of the club a dump (dark, dirty, sticky floors, smelly), the group of "dancers" had to all be 50+...
    Cuzadam
    New York
  • review
    8 years ago
    RUN VERY FAST
    Never had such a "run for your life" moment so quickly upon entering a club. Location is on the side of a mediumly busy road. Parking lot in front in a visible well lit spot....
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    Cuzadam
  • review
    8 years ago
    Late afternoon Early evening visit. Spend your money elsewhere
    I've visited this place on 3 separate occasions spread out over 5-6 months. There are never many dancers on (I have gone on in between 5p-8p on Saturdays.) You are either flat out ignored...
    DeviousNY
    New York
  • review
    8 years ago
    Not too bad this time.
    So I went to this club a while back after a coworker told me about It, the first time I went there it wasn't too bad. I decided to give it another shot. The...
    mike45rock
    New York
  • review
    8 years ago
    This place in my opinion is...
    This place in my opinion is a dump. It's basically a bar with one small stage for dancing and the stage is usually empty. Seems to get a lot of regular customers. The dancers...
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