Mermaid

I stopped by the Mermaid last Saturday for a beer and possibly some "Champagne room" action. I pulled into the empty parking lot and saw a note on the door saying "Permanently…

Went there a couple months ago. I was hassled by a heavyset black woman, she seemed like a mammasan but I get she was trying to make a living. I…

Visited this place on a whim last week, was asked to fill out a membership application before I could come in, though Ok, scribbled a fake address on the "form" and drew…

Well I haven't been to the Mermaid in a while so I thought I would stop by. It's kind of a shame i can't really say anything has changed much for the…

Finally got some new girls in there out with the old and in with the young. There had to be at least five or six new girls I seen in the last…

It has been 10 years since I visited the Mermaid and I stopped in about 5pm on a Sunday. There were 5 dancers there but none were dancing. Only two…

I stopped by this place hoping to dind something going on on a Thursday night. Easy to find and plent of parking in the rear. No valet and nobody…

First of all, you *really* should try and visit The Mermaid at some point... it is an experience if nothing else! As many other reviewers have mentioned, there is a "membership…

Went by this weekend to see what was happening and it was a pretty close call. If not for one dancer there (J) this visit would have been a total bust. Regarding the…

Been there a couple of times many dancers are older one has to be the oldest stripper I've ever seen Jackie yuck she can't even dance and she got on stage like…

I walked in just at shift change. A very nice good looking lady was very nice to me. But had to leave, I was bummed out that I didn't get to…

After many years of following this place, I finally got to see the legendary Thumper. And now that I have, boy am I disappointed. Was in town and heard that Thumper was…

I went to this club showed my membership card but it wasnt really necessary. ANyway some girls are cute some not so much. They do expect you to always give…

As other reviewers have stated, this is a small membership only club that serves one purpose....The Mermaid used to be one of the cool places to hang out when it was on…

I was in west palm visiting family and decided to visit the club based on reviews from this site. I arrived at the club about 10 pm and there was three girls…

This club is ok if u want to get down, otherwise the girls are ok. Went there a few months back and 2 girls were working. Actual club is…

Stopped in around 10 or 11 one night. What can I say? This place is just a guilty pleasure of mine. I always have to stop in when I'm in…

Went there after work on thursday. Didn't really know what to expect, but a buddy of mine told me it was worth a shot. The parking lot was half full. When I…

Sunday is best time to go to the 'Maid because Thumper is the star of the show. She's a veteran who still has a great body and is great in the back…

Club is bikini only as previously mentioned. Dancer quality is usually 3-5, but I stop in every month or so looking for that diamond in the rough. Today my prospecting paid off.…

I have been hitting this place for the past 8 years. Since the old owner died it went from a titty bar to a bikini bar, but the back room is the…

Stopped by the Mermaid after some time down at the dog track on a Sunday. I have been there before, but it was a while ago. I somehow was able to find…

Stopped by awhile back just to see this dancer Thumper who I kept hearing about. I have to say the drinks are inexpensive which is nice. The dancers have gotten better since…

This is one of those bar's that takes your ID and puts your name in a membership book when you walk in the door. The doorman was outside walking a dancer…

I heard that Thumper was going to be back the day after Christmas. And she was. She was worh the anticipation. She is a mature dancer, but doesn't really…

Been about a year since this place has been reviewed. But there is a good reason to revisit and review. Thumper is back. She had retired about a year ago,…

Stopped by in the afternoon for a beer. The club is hardly a stripclub. The stage is around the corner from the front door and the girl (old lady) on…

I've been to the Mermaid a time or two, and this time was much like all of the other ones. Not much has changed. I always liked the Mermaid because you always…

Like the previous reviewer, I stop into the Maid when I'm in WPB. It's kind of like visiting your favorite restaurant when you travel to a certain city. You know…

Whenever I am in West Palm I like to visit the Mermaid. It has never been a very glitzy place and this visit was no different than in the past in terms…

I went to Flash Dance when I got to West Palm Beach. Once of the girls was talking about Mermaids. She basically said they were the ugliest girls in South…

Still the same bikini bar setup, no topless or nude dances out front. Dancer quality is questionable, with little new talent attracted it seems. Must not be many dancers responding to the…

Checked out the Mermaid last week and it was about the same as usual. 2 for 1 drinks are the norm with a decent pour, beers under $5. The dancers are getting…

Stopped by about a month ago. Saw Thumper there though she wasn't working said she stopped in to say hello. She said she retired from the clubs because wasn't haven't as much…

A couple of good signs. As mentioned previously, the live music has gone away. Also, Pixie is back.(a great kisser) A must see on the SoFLa tour, since Thumper…

Went to the Mermaid for the first time in a couple of months. Looks to be about the same as always, a couple of nicer dancers but most are below average. I…

RUN AWAY!!! This is the nastiest, scariest, creepiest shithole of a club I've ever set foot in. Gives new meaning to "not with YOUR dick." The girls are nasty, worn out crack…

A membership is needed to enter. They will give you one for free but you must provide info. For me, it wasn't the trouble. Of the handful of girls, only one caught…

I have been going to the maid for a long time, this trip was one of the worse I have ever had there. There were three dancers there and they were…

I went by Friday to see how things were and noticed a few new girls which was good. It's been getting stale there lately. A nice girl from Bazil really had my…

Saw Blondie at the Maid on Monday night. Got a $20 lap (the other ladies cherge $10) that was okay. I think she's enhanced but that's okay as the rest of her…

Stopped in on Saturday PM. Blondie was there. And previous poster ain't lying. She is a knockout. Maybe even a young Thumper. Tried to get to dance…

Went there last Sunday afternoon. New girl called Blondie was absolutely gorgeous. Better than any dancer at the Maid in years. She was pretty busy and I didn;t have much time so…

Not the same talent as the Mons or other high end clubs. But you get attention that you wouldn't get at other clubs. You will get groped, nuzzled, kissed and…

Stopped by on a recent Saturday and it seems the same faces are there. There hasn't been any new entertainers for quite a while, which is disapointing. In years past there were…

Went back to Mermaid this week. Had about nine girls working on a Wednesday afternoon and only a couple of customers. Rose is still the queen of skanks. Sarah, a big brunette,…

Been at this old reliable a few times in the past few weeks and it's been very slow each time. Anywhere from two to six girls working. Sometimes as few as two…

Stopped by the Maid on a Saturday afternoon and it was pretty slow. Still not topless, and they have added some games in what looks to be another step closer to a…

The last 5 times I stopped here could not stomach the drink I bought. I use to be a big fan of this club but the Quality has reached an all…

Some changes took the Spermaid back to the old days. The wall is down. Only bikinis, but ultra high milage in the laps. And of course you know the…

Things still seem to be a little down at the club. They do not do nude or even topless any longer, even in the dancing area. I fear one of PB County's…

I decided to check this club out after reading the past reviews. You have to be a member to get into this club, which took all of 2…

Went there on a Monday night so I was expecting it to be slow, but it was dead. 3 girls dancing. Wait, change that- 2 were grandmothers, I think.…

Went here on a Wenesday night. AFter all the hoopla I've read about this club I was a little dissapointed. I know the "main" attraction is Thumper, but unfortunatley she was not there.…

Stopped by on Sunday (9/16) about 4PM to see what was going on. They had the Sunday buffet going on which is not bad considering it's free. I'm not a big fan of…

Hit or miss club. Stage area divided from the bar.Some older girls but friendly.Thumper Debbie and Terry are the ones to see.Not a bad place to stop for a drink.Private club though…

Made another trip here this past weekend. The girls vary from 0s to one or two that you might consider an 8. A night girl named Nina (?) was very good as…

Seems like every few months I have to wander back here and scratch the itch. Kind of like going back to your old college town and drinking at the old dive…

Been coming here for years, first on the Military Trail location and now on Congress. The girls, for the most part, are a bit older and a few - especially Brett in…

A fairly tame club. Mostly oldes dancers. Did find a pregnant dancer that was not all that bad looking. However, she did not seem that she was very motivated at…

Well, I had to stop by and see the new walled set-up. I guess it is because the town of Palm Springs was concerned that if an underage person snuck in to…

There seems to be a lot of confusion with the new walled setup at the Maid. Everything is still the same as always, except it's a little quieter in the bar now.…

Mermaid? Try "Manatee." None under 50 lbs. overweight, some downright huge! Yeah, plump, let's just say "Fat" white trash trailer chicks, all overage and overweight. Only one I could even get it…

You don't go here for appearance (dancers), ambience, or art. You go here for "performance" -- of the VIP room kind. Was here on Monday night, was surprised to see…

Best mileage in town, not the best looking dancers, and now they have a wall between the stage area and the bar. Strange kinda place but can sure be a lot…

Keeping in mind that you will not draw the quality of dancers like Mons Venus, but the quality of contact excedes ANY other club. Went on a Tues night and the…

Went by on a Friday. Not much going on, dancers definately improved, but the overall is about the same. Without being to mean, the girls should work the pole harder…

I decided to try this place again after I hadn't been back in a couple of years. Not much has changed. In fact, it's about the same. I think you…

Stopped in here a couple of weeks ago and it was a lot livlier than the afternoon I spent there at the tail end (hyuk) of 2005. There were a few new…

I stopped in earlyer this week. There are a few new faces and still the same good action. the prices are fair and it is a safe place. Don't…

I didn't expect models that I see in Ft Laud clubs and I wasn't disappointed. What I did experience has me pleasantly surprised. Nothing fancy about the club, but it…

Stopped by around shift change time (7PM) Saturday and saw a few new faces. There were certainly alot of the more "seasoned" dancers there as well, but it's always interesting to see…

Went by on a Monday evening. As indicated in other reviews, it's a no-frills bar with a biker feel to it. Bar is in a separate room from the dance area. One…

Stopped by the Maid a couple weeks ago on a Friday eve...pretty quiet. Still 2 for 1 drinks and cold beer for $4 which is pretty reasonable. Didn't see any new dancers,…

This club has a few diamonds in the rough if you come during the right time of day. Chaos is one girl who will provide a lot. Tiffany and Thumper…

Stopped by on a Thursday night. Was only 3 girls, and only one was decent looking. The other two looked more like bag ladys. Was pretty much a waste…

Stopped in here yesterday around 3 pm, they seemed to have three girls working two were new to me anyway, neither worth partaking. I stayed for about an hour then left…

recent business trip down here stopped by. biker bar which can be fun. after joining i sat at bar. took about 30 seconds before tall blonde age 36 came by and asked…

Stopped by on a recent trip to West Palm. If you are into high mileage, tired of paying lots of $$$ for high quality talent, and don't mind a heavy cat…

Went there this evening, thought I'd give it a try based on prior reviews (although some reviews were scary, some were not, so I thought I'd see for myself). I went…

Ah the original Mermaid was a very dark place, debauchery in motion. $2 short dances, $5 intense lap dances and $25 all you can stand private dances.…

The Mermaid certainly isn't for everyone - if you go simply by appearances, many people would be too intimidated with the club's clientelle to give the place a chance. Drinks are inexpensive and…

Still a good place to kill a couple of hours. The girls range from very attractive to down right skanky but there's not a lot of hustle. It's supposed to be a…

Stopped by on a Wedsday eve early (about 7pm) to see what was happening. Day girls were leaving and I saw a couple that were new. Night shift had a couple of new…

Stoped by the mermaid yesterday, they had about 7 girls working most of them have been around for a long time however there was heather she normaly works the night shift but…

Was back there last week, the girls are friendly and they have a new one that looks really cute. she is really tall and thin but she is a lot of…

Where have all the dancers from The Landing Strip gone? I travel to Ft Lauderdale and visit West Palm frequently. I was totally shocked to see the burnt remains of…

Visited 10/29 after Wilma to do a damage assessment and make sure all needed reapairs were made ;) I'm happy to report all is well and power is restored to the establishment. There…

Stopped by the Maid last Saturday late in the afternoon. Looks like the talent level is dropping off from what it was at times. There were a total of 6 dancers, 3…

Went here on thuresday of last week. not much has changed but they did have one new girl working. she would rate about a 3 on the street but she…

Not the most cosmetic place on earth, but has a definite corner bar feel to it. Well, a corner bar with membership cards. Every aspect beyond that, be it the girls and…

Was in last friday and the place was dead. one dancer and not one that I would like to look at. I think that at 50 they should stop. at…

Visited on a recent Tuesday night for "posterity" sake after no visits for several years. Had been to the old club -- wasn't really impressed with the girls, etc. but the…

Late Thursday afternoon. alked in after, and almost left right away. Dumpy place as usual, and only one dancer. Older than me by a lot and overweight. But the beer was…

I miss the original Mermaids. Rough old biker chicks, that couldn’t make it anywhere else, But oh what stories they could tell. This place was dark with a full bar, $5 groping…

The Mermaid has a long history in West Palm Beach. A couple of years ago they relocated to their current location. The move was very positive. Generally the club…

Went there last Saturday night about 9:30 p.m. Only about five customers and three girls. One of the girls was an enhanced 38-year-old (heard her tell another guy her age) but she…

this is a daytime only club. At night the Girls are scarry. I went in at night once and had to ask one of the dancers how long she…

This place is definitely an acquired taste. First of all, it's a private club, so you have to "join" (for free). There's one big horseshoe bar directly in front of the main…

It might be hit or miss at the Mermaid, but if you catch Jennifer working, it will be a hit, trust me. In addition to having a great body (enhanced up top,…