I went to Flash Dance when...

I went to Flash Dance when I got to West Palm Beach. Once of the girls was talking about Mermaids. She basically said they were the ugliest girls in South Florida but would do anything. So I went. When I got there the bartender asked me if I had a membership card. She then told me this was a private club and they did not accept membership applications on Sunday.I did notice that the girl in club were a bit on the heavy side but they were not the wilder beast the the girls at Flash Dance joked about. This club gets a 1 because there is not zero for the way I was turned away. One of the girls at Flash Dance said they do that to keep the cops out.