Admiral Theatre

This is the first and only strip club i've tried out and I had a great time. Majority of the dancers I interacted with were very beautiful and nice with the exception…

This club is okay to visit, but nothing great. It's no fault of the club's, it's just that it's in Chicago and the political climate is restrictive. There are some…

I went there in a weekday night with my friends. We get there about 6:50, and the valet parking is 12$(the street parking is end before 10 pm) then we pay 25…

This is probably my favorite strip club in Chicagoland. A big reason is the hot talent that works here. The venue itself is pretty clean and decent looking. Seating…

I had heard the Admiral was a classic Chicago club so I wanted to go and see a classic burlesque theatre as well as hope for some good entertainment. I was very…

To the point, 25$ to get in, 14 for valet parking! you can always try nearby roadside parking, you got to be real lucky!. The inside is close resemblance to those fancy LV…

The Uber drop me off, a fast 15 US$ ride from Loop. The building facade bear a classy, bold, neon "Admiral Theatre". Uber driver then realize where he have taken me, then…

There are some hot Asian women at the Admiral if they're you're type. Sasha (usually one of the feature dancers) and Esmee (one of the faces of the Admiral and on the…

I was treated by Emilia She sat on my lap and for a while we both froze in our hypnotic gaze. Her scantily clad body is still captivating my mind. She is…

Went on a Saturday after atending beerfest in the city, fairly good idea since they don't serve alcohol here. $25 cover to get in the door, there is a ramp leading…

The highest-end place in Chicago with actual nudity (and full nudity, at that). They have the best-looking girls but the experience isn't necessarily the best; heavy traffic, high prices and strict rules…

Visited on a Monday evening. $25 cover. 1 drink min. no alcohol Large stage in the middle, no poles. Seats by stage, around stage and in the "vip table seating" areas further back…

Another visit to the Admiral. Once again I was in the area and figured why not. It was after midnight on a Friday but it wasn't too busy. I…

I was in Chicago on business, so I decided to check out the Admiral Theatre. I prefer nude clubs, so my Chicago choices seemed somewhat limited. Admiral is an old theater converted…

The club as a nice layout. There is one main stage with no pole. VIP rooms and booths are in the side. VIP seating is located in the back of the big…

The Admiral Theater is an old theater turned into a strip club. Fun and cool retro feel to the place. $25 cover charge + 1 drink minimum, but coupons can…

Stopped in on a Friday night. I've been here before and was in the area again so I thought why not, right? Anyway, $25 to get in. A little…

Located in a theatre from the 1920’s. I thought it was going to be a pretty large club with very high ceilings. This is most likely because I have the dimensions of…

So I love Chicago but have always been disappointed in the SC scene. Very lame and tame and Admiral is a good example of that. Some hot girls for sure, but unless…

Came here one Sunday night after Lollapalooza let out. Figured we check out the strip club scene while in Chicago. Nice looking club. Decent selection of girls. Never…

I started off my night to Red Diamond (very sexy black club in South Chicago). I had time to waste so I decided to come try out Admiral Theatre (north chicago). This…

Some might complain that this place is too expensive or that you don't get much mileage, which is sort of true. Half an hour in VIP is going to run you around…

This was my first visit to a strip club, i was with my friends. Easy to find parking, went inside and paid $20 to enter. Once inside, wow it was like heaven.…

This club can be very hit or miss in terms of private dance quality. This visit was more miss. You typically get a real melting pot of dancers (European, Hispanic, AA, Asian,…

I came to the Admiral Theatre after my graduation and I have to say that it has improved quite a bit since the last time I came here close to three years…

The Admiral was a pretty good experience for our first two hours there. There were multiple table dances, drinks, and massages bought by the guys at our table. Even a few private…

I've been to about 5 strip clubs in chicago area and this one made me feel most uncomfortable. I will never return for the following reasons. First, the girls are very pushy for…

The private dance booths/rooms are quite nice and clean. A curtain closes for privacy and two of the walls are fully mirrored so you can see every angle of the action you…

To all the reviews that no fun is to be had: It depends. If you get the right girl, take her to the back, pay her a nice tip in advance, and…

Well i stopped by the Admiral last Saturday night with a few frineds since we were in the city for St. Pattys celebrations, after paying the confiscatory cover and making our way…

I visit the admiral from time to time and am always disappointed by the vast difference between the quality of girls and the quality of the dances. The admiral frequently has…

Another excellent night at the Admiral. It was a bit slow due to the weather but it was a nice night. About 12 girls working. Only two that really…

Decided to give the Admiral another shot last week, since it's close to home and I haven't been back in a while. I got what I expected, which was decent value, lots…

Today I had the best experience in my life. I had the table dance with 2 girls. They charged me $20. I also gave them all the small change I had on…

It's just ok? The exterior and the interior of the club were nice. Very professional staff and doormen. They went out of their way to show us to our seats,…

I went to the Admiral Theatre on a Saturday evening around 8pm. The club is located in a so-so neighborhood that is Mexican and Arab. You probably won’t get harassed or anything,…

This is without a doubt the most overrated/overhyped strip club in the Chicagoland area. First of all, the cover charge is $25 dollar what you get in this place. The dancer stage shows are…

Very upscale club. Entrance fee is a bit pricy. Have to check coat but no fee. One drink minimum which is down from two drink minimum in past. A lot of 7s…

I stopped by the Admiral the other night after a long day of work. As usual, the parking is pretty easy in the area which makes it much more convenient. After paying…

Made another stop at the Admrial on my way through the big city. Parking is very limited unless you want to hand you keys to an attendant for $25. I…

I've been to the admiral couple of times. It's what you would expect from a normal non-brothel like strip theatre. Only one stage, dancers get nude on the stage. They are friendly. However,…

Took a couple of buddies that came in from out of town. The place is in descent neighborhood and the decor is pretty nice. Club is huge with multiple small…

I recently brought a new friend to be entertained here. I choose this club, because its my understanding admiral club is suppose to be the best talent in Chicago and features an…

A friend and I arrived on a Tuesday around 830 pm and had to get valet parking. Street parking is 2 hrs max but I didn't want to go in and…

This is a decent club but I can't strongly recommend it. It think the club is just hurt by the Chicago laws. A buddy of mine and I went…

Definitely one of the best clubs in the city. Took the train since I lived in the South Loop. Paid the cover charge and was met by a decent number of beautiful…

Went in the other night. Always a place to have a relaxing break. Walk in and straight to pay the cover and coat check just to the right. Bathrooms are all the way to…

The good = feels real classy. The bad = feels a little fake. Maybe it's just me, but strip clubs are supposed to feel like a lounge. I don't need fancy lights or anything…

First time I attended several girls approached and claimed for a private room they would get fully naked and could be "touched", which included their breasts but not between their legs. Luckily I…

Visiting on business and stopped in to kill some time. There was a special for the month of September half off cover so it was $12.50. Drink was $6. The club…

Stopped in the Admiral Theatre while in Chicago for work. The club was nice enough a little more upscale than the places I like but when you are in a big…

Chicago is not known for having great SC action. I haven't been to the Admiral Theater (AT) for years. After checking tuscl and seeing its relatively high rating, I thought…

I have been to the Admiral Theatre a few times when I have been in Chicago. Each time I have had a great time. Pretty standard for a all nude club in…

How can I quickly sum this place up? Overpriced to get in and 2 non alcoholic drink minimum. Girls are not that hot. I was sitting there just relaxing when…

I went with 2 girlfriends and the experience was great. The dancers seem to enjoy having women in the club and I enjoyed watching them enjoy each other. The dancers are…

Second time here, went on a Thursday. I've been before on a Saturday where I felt the dancers where different, Thursday the amount of girls were definitely not as much, some of…

Decided to try the Admiral Theater for the first time based on the positive reviews posted on this site, and I wasn't disappointed. Since I live in downtown Chicago without a car,…

Came here on friday night after some heavy drinking, so I guess it was good that they didn't serve any alcohol. It's a full nude club so I guess they're not legally…

I was in Chicago for business and decided to check out the Admiral after doing some research. I was staying by the airport and the club is only 15 minutes or so…

I don't like high cover charges ($25) but in spite of that and no alcohol I will probably return because of the high quality dancers who work at this club. I visited…

Was in Chicago for a bachelor party and we wanted to hit a strip club in the city. We settled on Admiral because it is fully nude. $25 cover, $8 for a…

I went to the admiral theatre on a whim as I had just arrived in Chicago and would be starting a training course in the next few days. I took the…

Overall, definitely recommend. Super hot girls, mostly 7+. All young and slim with shaved pussies and perky tits. Some girls very tattooed, which I liked, some may not care for it. Way…

New to Chicago, didn't know what to expect. New at strip clubs.<br> <br> Got there, got greeted by a nice setting. Charged $25 to get in, which was steep, but it was late, and…

This place is very different from what it was back when I spent time in Chicago in the Nineties. Back then it was very classy, as it still is, but the rules…

I went to college nearby, and probably visited the club about a dozen times while I was there. If you're in Chicago and looking for nude dancers, this is your only option…

This was the first time thAt I have been to a strip club in Chicago, usually go outside of Chicago. I took a look at Tuscl to determine which club I…

They had a half price admission deal going which was nice. The girls here are pretty good looking which never hurts. They kind of roam around the floor looking for dances, but…

So I was in Chicago recently and thought to go to an old favorite -- The Admiral!<br> <br> This is a fun place. Friendly mid-western ladies, pleasant atmosphere, and good music. I…

Any one in Chicago should definitely try this club. The girls are fantastic, friendly, and amazing dancers. The overall club environment is very good -- seating, pole positions (centre stages and two…

Made a return trip. Dancers are 7s and 8s with the occasional 9. All were attractive. Have now tried a cross section of the many dance options. All are full nude. Tableside…

twas okay. no big asses. so sad for me, mainly eastern euro types.<br> there is a blonde with a great ass. that's it.<br> <br> Overall the ambience is fine. Very strict, no touching at all....but…

This is probably the classiest club in Chicago. It is where most of the porn stars go to give a show when they are in town. It used to be a normal…

Ok so was in Chicago for business and had nothing to do and decided might as well check out the best strip club there...which is the rating on Admiral. I've been to…

This club is very high end and nice on the inside. Pretty dark and has 1 large main stage. The stage dances are full nude. The problem is there…

Still the best run club in the,area never a hassle with the staff or rude security. More costly than some other area clubs but you get what you pay for. More attractive…

WOW, these girls are always way above average, but the dances are almost always no touch "air dances." Plenty of girls for a busy friday night. The club was full of customers,…

I went here with some friends on a Saturday night. The place wasn't that busy when we arrived at 11pm. One of my friends disappeared for an hour and claimed he got…

The Admiral never ceases to please. You have to go in knowing what you're in for. Dances are pretty much no touch in the main room. The private 3/$75…

I went there on a Friday night and arrived around 10 PM. After paying the 25 $ admission at the door I was let in. The “showroom” was about half full and…

I came in on a Monday night when it was pretty quiet. There were a few girls dancing but more came as the night went on. Lots of sexy, 20-25 year olds…

I've been to a few clubs before but none that lacked the ability to serve alcohol. So the mandatory juice drink that I had to get kinda threw me off. But the…

First time I've been here. I didn't have to valet because there was a parking spot right across the street. Went inside. Paid the cover. They make you check your coat but…

The Admiral Theatre was the first strip club I ever went to. The day I turned 18 my brother took me here and it was great. I've been here a few more…

I had a blast here, mainly in part though because I didn't pay for entrance fee, coat check, or water, I was comped on that but I did spend on the girls.…

I've always wondered about this place. Seems like the rarity in Chicago, with all the restrictions there. Finally I was there when it wasn't 30 below (it was actually above…

Visited this place on a Tuesday night around 11 pm and stayed till morning hours. In fact back in the day this was the first club I ever visited.Didnt have enough dough…

I checked out this club while I was in Chicago on business. Took a cab from my hotel; when I mentioned the Admiral, the driver just smiled. Heard that the…

I had most beautiful experience of my life at Admiral Theatre. This is the first time I have ever been to a nude bar, and the girls made me feel at home.…

The admiral has been around forever and is one of those clubs thats never gonna change. There will always be an expensive cover charge($25.00), there will always…

Recently visited Admiral club on a Friday night for a bachelor party. Cover was a bit expensive, but the cheap dance prices made up for it. 10$ for a dance at your…

I went there with a few friends about a year ago. Most of the girls were decent looking. The best one, in my opinion was named Dakota. My friend and I went…

This club receives very good reviews on TUSCL which is generally a good guide to what you are likely to experience when you visit a club that has been reviewed here.…

This visit to a Chicago club started as more proof of why everyone steers visitors away from the city's clubs. Not closely located to downtown, $15 cover, air dances and unfulfilled promises…

This place is probably the best strip club in Chicago. The girls are generally pretty young and very beautiful. Many of them don't have a lot of tattoos and piercings which is…

In Illinois you either have a bar and bikini/topless, or juice bar with full nudity. I can get booze whenever, but seeing a dozen or more nude women is a treat. The…

I absolutely love this club!!! How do i start, let me say Amazing Beautiful Full Nude STRIPPERS. I went here a Friday night, just to try something from the norm. Upon arriving,…

I went on a Firday night. The club is very packed.I managed to find a seat in the front role. There are around 15 girls that night taking turns on the main stage.…

Went to a concert near the club and drove by on the way home. I had not been here for many years, so decided to stop in -- it has changed…

Went here for my birthday a few years back thinking it would be a good time. There were several stages to enjoy and since it was a Saturday night, there were plenty…