Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

This club receives very good reviews...

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jpzenger
Nov 30, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

This club receives very good reviews on TUSCL which is generally a good guide to what you are likely to experience when you visit a club that has been reviewed here. To be fair I might have visited on an off night so take this review with a grain of salt. It is a good looking club as far as strip clubs go. The dancers here are really not all that hot when you compare them to Florida or Las Vegas clubs and Chicago is not known for having great strip clubs. Having said all that I was very disappointed in the quality of ladies here. I was expecting 10's and I saw way too many 5's and below. The best I saw was a 7 and she was not really that pretty but had a decent body.

It is almost as if I visited a different club than the one I read about on TUSCL. The bodies on some of the dancers were downright hideous and these girls hustled the hardest.

I have read reviews on here for years and this is the first time I felt one was totally off the mark. I mean some of these girls were just plan ugly. If what I saw was any indication of the quality of dancers that work here this club should empty out all the ladies and start over. Chicago should have a club the level of Mons Venus of Tampa and that is definitely not what I saw here. I probably should go back after midnight sometime and see if it gets better. I don't see how it could get any worse.

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