This was the first time thAt...

This was the first time thAt I have been to a strip club in Chicago, usually go outside of Chicago. I took a look at Tuscl to determine which club I should try. Decided on Admirals, Big Mistake. Initial impressions walking in we're strange, they wanted 20 for cover charge, showed him my hotel card and he asked what is that for, this should have been the sign for me to leave. Most of the places I frequent, you get in free with your hotel card. Anyway paid the 20 and got the lay of the land, really didn't understand the three tier types of the lap dances that they have. I ended up trying a couple of dancers and I must say that I have never had that many air dances ever. Got up to leave after the last one and the bouncer stopped and asked what I thought and I told him dances are horrible, he assured me that give him 5 minutes and he will bring back a "rock star"The so called "rock star" showed up average looking stripper got a dance and it was a little better with occasional wandering hand on the shorts. So decide to VIP, once it VIP for $500, nothing but air dances. Got up and left 30mins into the 1hr time, will never walk back into this club again when I am in Chicago