Ok so was in Chicago for...

Ok so was in Chicago for business and had nothing to do and decided might as well check out the best strip club there...which is the rating on Admiral. I've been to numerous clubs, mostly on the East coast so this was my first time going to one in the Midwest.

Its a large building, a little outside the city, very fancy, 20 dollars to get in at the door, but they had a free coat check at least...the bouncer walks you to your seat of choice, depending on how close you want to be to the stage. You have to order a non-alcoholic beverage, so be prepared to spend 10 dollars on 2 bottles of water or juice. With a place that doesn't serve alcohol, expect to see a lot of college kids in their, looking completely awkward...but whatever.

The girls aren't really happy to be there, at least that night, looked more burdensome than anything, they are all 8 - 10's, various ethnic backgrounds, so you will find what you like, but they don't offer much aside from semi-private rooms and you cannot touch the dancers at all and for 25 dollars a dance...its not worth it. There are bouncers walking around the rooms, and there weren't that many people getting dances that night so they were extra diligent. They had a 3 dance special, so I did that with one of the dancers, she was new, so she had no idea what she was doing, which was my fault, I should have probably taken someone that was working there for a while, but she was pretty hot so at least I got to see some fine ass.

When we were done we went back to the table and she disappeared figuring I had no more money left as I guess is the general consensus among patrons there since most of them are in college...then a 10 came out, and coerced me into going for bottle service...she said we could do more upstairs and I was curious...but to my dismay, once we got up there it was no touching...and just her sliding all over the place and making conversation. It certainly was not what I expected but that is the way this place is. So save your money and certainly don't do VIP. Complete waste.

All in all, I would only go for viewing, dances aren't worth the money and the girls are hot, but unlike a lot of other clubs, no touching makes it more frustrating...and certainly do not do VIP.