How can I quickly sum this...

How can I quickly sum this place up? Overpriced to get in and 2 non alcoholic drink minimum. Girls are not that hot. I was sitting there just relaxing when a girl comes up to talk going "you like neck massages?". I'm like "sure". Then afterwards she stops and goes "$20". I laughed and said "no way". She calls some guy over and I explained I wasn't paying for a neck massage when she started doing it on her own. After a few words, the guy backed off me. The girls can't even sit on your lap and you can't touch them during lap dances. The only reason I went there was cause my friend from out of town wanted to check it out. I agreed to go back with him, and won't be going back for a very long time. There are better places in Chicago than The Admiral.