Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625

I checked out this club while...

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badboyz76
Jan 2, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I checked out this club while I was in Chicago on business. Took a cab from my hotel; when I mentioned the Admiral, the driver just smiled. Heard that the SC scene in Chicago was so-so, but saw some good info about the Admiral on TUSCL and decided to see it for myself. When I got there the door man was pretty friendly. Paid damage ($10 off with military ID think I paid $15 total to get in the club), put my coat in check ($5), and had a seat. No hard liquor or beer so had to settle for a pepsi (really sweet). A beautiful white girl came by and sat on my lap (see that this is the standard MO for the club). Rather than press me for a dance, we sit and make a surprising amount of small talk. After about 15 minutes, she asks me if I'm interested in a dance. I actually wanted more, but realized in Chicago this would be a pipe dream. For 10, she would dance out at the table, but could get more "friendly" in the VIP. 75 for three songs, 150 for six and so on. I went for 150 (wanted to go cheaper but I'm a sucker for a pretty face). The VIP booths are very plush with mirrors all around. She had rules (no tweaking of nipples, no FIV) but was very funny and sweet; nibbled on my ears and even gave me a neck rub (in hindsight, I think she was stalling for time). Got my six songs, she gave me a hug, and promised to check in on me later. Went back out to the main floor to see more dancers. They also have a massage girl who gave a great neck massage for 10 dollars per song (a pleasantly good bargain); got hit up for the VIP again by a very cute Asian but had already hit my budget line for the evening. Got my coat and headed back to the hotel. A good hour or so distraction; bet on having some fun in VIP and lost. Didn't see the XXX peep show theater others had talked about in previous reviews; the girls are very pretty here, but buck isn't worth the bang compared to other SCs I've seen. Consider yourself warned.

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