Admiral Theatre - Meh

I was in Chicago on business, so I decided to check out the Admiral Theatre. I prefer nude clubs, so my Chicago choices seemed somewhat limited. Admiral is an old theater converted into a strip-club and, as such, it more on the upscale side compared to most I frequent. There is a $25 cover and 1 drink (no alcohol) minimum.

The staff here is very friendly. The doorman in particular really seems to be enjoying his job. The dancers were better than average. All attractive in the 7+ range. One in particular caught my eye. Young, cute face, sweet smile, tight body, clean shaven, and b cups with the most perfect little puffy nipples. When she came to my table I thought "score!". The $10 table dance was a total air dance, but pleasant because she was so my type.

I agreed to go back for a 3 for $75 VIP. This is were my experience turned to just MEH. I wasn't looking for or expecting extras, but I guess I have become jaded in my old age. The VIP dances offered a little more grindage, but were pretty much hands off for me. She said the management keeps an eye out and will fire dancers for "inappropriate touching". Most of the clubs I frequent allow fondling of boobs out on the main-stage, so this was disappointing. Like I said, you know you're jaded when you have a hot young thing half your age squirming in your lap and you're bored.