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Mary's Club
129 SW Broadway Portland, OR 97206
Mary's Club Reviews
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United States
Oregon
Portland
New location, iconic dive, no mileage at all
Had an “appointment” downtown and was early so I decided to find a club to kill time at. Problem is downtown clubs open at 7 (even Union Jacks on the...
Notreallytom
a year ago
1
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United States
Oregon
Portland
new location - first impressions
There are over 100 reviews of Mary’s here already. I’m submitting a new one anyway because they just moved to a new location nearby, at 503 W. Burnside, so I...
skiflex62
2 years ago
4
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Decent experience at Mary's
I was recently staying in downtown Portland a few blocks away from W. Burnside St. I decided to stop into Mary's club because it was a few blocks from my...
Someguyontheinternet
8 months ago
3
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Mary had a little lamb, that Akhmed took out back and sodomized. Oh no!
Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to...
Muddy
2 months ago
1
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Fine
Stopped into Mary's Club on a Saturday afternoon, maybe 1-2pm. It's the classic dive, and traditionally the quality of dancers varies quite a bit by day/time here, so expectations were...
wellshitman
3 years ago
3
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United States
Oregon
Portland
Favorite Club In Portland
Mary's is my favorite club in Portland. There are other clubs with hotter girls and higher mileage dances but the laid back vibe at Mary's makes it a fun place...
hugof
6 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Dive bar, friendly dancers
We decided to visit this place because it is pretty close by to our hotel in downtown. Upon visiting, we were hustled by the bouncer, asking us to buy 1 drink...
hamsuplo44
6 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
mary is a classic
Hi people, This is my first time here ever. I decided to bike it because it was duch a nice day. The neighborhood is downtown so i...
Wildbill13
5 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Don’t bother...
For those on foot in downtown, I would say don’t bother. Arrive sometime after 5pm and the last of the afternoon girls were finishing up. Brunette with a pension for...
mmfan001
3 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Decent, but not worth a return trip
I was walking around downtown Portland with some friends fairly late at night. We saw the marquee for Mary’s and decided to pop in. There was a bouncer outside checking...
Capn1
2 years ago
2
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United States
Oregon
Portland
Crowded? Since when does this place get crowded?
Dropped by Mary's Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago; they're open at theoretically partial capacity. Last time I was there, there was maybe 1 other guy in....
wellshitman
3 years ago
4
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United States
Oregon
Portland
A quiet Monday afternoon
Walking around Portland and it was starting to snow. I was tired and cold, and happened across Mary's Club. Went in basically just for warmth. Bartender was friendly enough, and...
wellshitman
5 years ago
0
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United States
Oregon
Portland
Must be a local thing...
I was in Portland on business, and drove by Mary's on my way to the hotel. I noted the location, and headed over there after I checked in. I walked...
79terrier
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Had not been in a long long time
Went to Mary's after a long day in Portlandia. I had not been to this place in a long long time, but I was staying downtown and it was...
tedb
5 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Not what I expected...
I have never been to a Portland strip club so I wasn't sure what to expect but this didn't even come close to meeting expectations. Right outside the entrance I...
Xman156
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
A Good Starting Place with Less Pressure.
I go to Mary's a lot. It has a chill atmosphere to grab a beer and not feel pressured for a dance. 2 - 4 dancers at any...
SirTipsAReasonableAmount
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
way different experience on a weeknight
I've been here several times before, but all on weekdays but there were only a few people there. Went here on a Saturday finally, it was packed, but not...
richardwilson
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Small, Cramped, And A Little Awkward
This club is mostly known as a tourist attraction because I guess it's the oldest in the city? A friend took me here for a "Portland experience". Neither of us...
ptorrent3
6 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Dive bar
I just finished a stellar gig at the local arena in Portland, and my wife Jeannie had a headache from taking care of our 5 children while we're on tour....
JimGassagain
8 years ago
3
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
A very nice time!
This was my second visit to Mary's, my first being several years ago. As in my previous visit, there were about 5 ladies in the club at the time I...
gspring51
8 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Rough and Retro - travel back in time to 1975
So I had seen this place on "America's Best Bar's" show on the Esquire network.. so since it was my first time in Portland and I walked by this place,...
Lunchbreakdetroit
8 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
I hadn't been in Mary's for...
I hadn't been in Mary's for many years, but walking back to my car I thought I'd stop in for a quick beer. The first thing I noticed was...
hohawk69
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Best Dive Bar
What makes Mary's the best is just how casual and friendly it is while also having some really hot and talented dancers. They're not all top quality but there's always...
Alroy420
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Finally.... Mary's
I've been to most of the PDX clubs, but surprisingly I had never been to Mary's. I always pass it on my way to work every day. It's certainly got...
Clackport
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Interesting.
This is an interesting strip club to say the least. It is very "Portland" in vibe. There is definitely a goth, old school, alternative atmosphere in the club. There were...
Smarty1
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Unique club
Never been to a Portland strip club, no I'm not sure how much is unique to this place. It was refreshing to find a place that is fully nude...
doggator
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
This is a good place to...
This is a good place to go if you just want to stop in for a second and eat some food with a beer while watching some naked dancers and...
richardwilson
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Definition of Portland Dive Club
Mary's club is one of the quintessential dive bars that double as a strip club in portland. The girls are very talented and the performance are nearly to the level...
crimson8
7 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
I always go past Mary's when...
I always go past Mary's when I work downtown so when I was there a couple days ago I decided to go there for lunch. It is a pretty small...
BilliD
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Not the best experience
Dancers were friendly , not the hottest but their personalities made up for it. Bartender was extremely rude. She literally threw my change back at me even though I was nice...
Slt22
8 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
A Portland Classic
This is not a typical club anywhere, but it feels right at home in downtown Portland. It's been here forever and is just a part of the city's landscape. It's...
EazyG
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
This club is too small to...
This club is too small to have fun in. I suppose you can do alright if you just wanna drink and be ignored. Or tip a lot at...
8plus
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
A Most Unique Experience
I visited this club purely for curiosity's sake. I know that Oregon doesn't have the most friendly laws regarding lap dances, and to me, those are generally one of the...
PhxSpaz81
8 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Old School
Visited on a weeknight while in town for work. Had heard about the legacy of this place, and was right next to a bar I was at, so I...
jmad123
8 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Went with friends in the middle...
Went with friends in the middle of the day. The sun was still up, that's how you know I've got a problem. This place is unique. I...
l00ber
9 years ago
0
reviews
United States
Oregon
Portland
Nice place to look at hot Portland chicks
This is like an old-school burlesque place -- with full nudity. Don't expect extras. In fact don't expect to make physical contact with anything more erotic than a hand. However, if...
frankj7real
8 years ago
0