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review
14 days ago
Thursday evening visit
I was near downtown on a Thursday evening around 9pm and decided to visit Mary's. Parking lots are about 1-2 blocks away from the club, $13 to park. The club is on a corner...
tuns0fun
review
5 months ago
Terrible value. Portland has too many good clubs to go here.
Trigger warnings: this PL made dumb decisions and this place provides a terrible value. This place is Portland's version of a Cheers replica bar--right down to the crappy price/value proposition. It has associations...
blahblahblahs
review
5 months ago
Mary's on a Monday
I was in Portland for work, and didn't want to go bed after dinner. Noticing that Mary's was only a few blocks away from some excellent Thai food, I decided to go in...
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5 months ago
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skinnywhiteboy
Ykon
review
5 months ago
Mary's works as an opener but not a main event
After departing Seattle and leaving Kittens Cabaret and Kayla in the rearview I continued my roadtrip south to Portland. Arrived late, got myself a nice hotel downtown (except that the A/C was on the...
Comments: 2
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5 months ago
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Retired
mjpenn07
California
review
9 months ago
Mary had a little lamb, that Akhmed took out back and sodomized. Oh no!
Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a...
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9 months ago
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FutureK
Muddy
USA
review
a year ago
Decent experience at Mary's
I was recently staying in downtown Portland a few blocks away from W. Burnside St. I decided to stop into Mary's club because it was a few blocks from my lodging. Mary's is the iconic...
Comments: 3
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a year ago
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FutureK
Someguyontheinternet
review
2 years ago
New location, iconic dive, no mileage at all
Had an “appointment” downtown and was early so I decided to find a club to kill time at. Problem is downtown clubs open at 7 (even Union Jacks on the near east side is...
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2 years ago
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Retired
Notreallytom
review
3 years ago
new location - first impressions
There are over 100 reviews of Mary’s here already. I’m submitting a new one anyway because they just moved to a new location nearby, at 503 W. Burnside, so I stopped in on opening...
Comments: 4
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3 years ago
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chuckycheese1909
skiflex62
review
3 years ago
Decent, but not worth a return trip
I was walking around downtown Portland with some friends fairly late at night. We saw the marquee for Mary’s and decided to pop in. There was a bouncer outside checking IDs. He informed us...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
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travellingguy07
Capn1
review
3 years ago
Fine
Stopped into Mary's Club on a Saturday afternoon, maybe 1-2pm. It's the classic dive, and traditionally the quality of dancers varies quite a bit by day/time here, so expectations were low. Got a drink from...
Comments: 3
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3 years ago
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wellshitman
wellshitman
Washington
review
3 years ago
Don’t bother...
For those on foot in downtown, I would say don’t bother. Arrive sometime after 5pm and the last of the afternoon girls were finishing up. Brunette with a pension for 70’s agog-go style was...
mmfan001
Virginia
review
4 years ago
Crowded? Since when does this place get crowded?
Dropped by Mary's Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago; they're open at theoretically partial capacity. Last time I was there, there was maybe 1 other guy in. This night, the place...
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4 years ago
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wellshitman
wellshitman
Washington
review
5 years ago
mary is a classic
Hi people, This is my first time here ever. I decided to bike it because it was duch a nice day. The neighborhood is downtown so i was in the business...
Wildbill13
British Columbia
review
6 years ago
A quiet Monday afternoon
Walking around Portland and it was starting to snow. I was tired and cold, and happened across Mary's Club. Went in basically just for warmth. Bartender was friendly enough, and a coke was $2-3....
wellshitman
Washington
review
6 years ago
Had not been in a long long time
Went to Mary's after a long day in Portlandia. I had not been to this place in a long long time, but I was staying downtown and it was close. The vibe...
tedb
Washington
review
7 years ago
Favorite Club In Portland
Mary's is my favorite club in Portland. There are other clubs with hotter girls and higher mileage dances but the laid back vibe at Mary's makes it a fun place to have a few...
hugof
Washington
review
7 years ago
Small, Cramped, And A Little Awkward
This club is mostly known as a tourist attraction because I guess it's the oldest in the city? A friend took me here for a "Portland experience". Neither of us ended up getting dances,...
ptorrent3
North Carolina
review
7 years ago
Dive bar, friendly dancers
We decided to visit this place because it is pretty close by to our hotel in downtown. Upon visiting, we were hustled by the bouncer, asking us to buy 1 drink minimum. Since we were...
hamsuplo44
Not so frequent visitor
review
7 years ago
Must be a local thing...
I was in Portland on business, and drove by Mary's on my way to the hotel. I noted the location, and headed over there after I checked in. I walked in, and the first...
79terrier
review
7 years ago
Finally.... Mary's
I've been to most of the PDX clubs, but surprisingly I had never been to Mary's. I always pass it on my way to work every day. It's certainly got tradition, it is Portland's...
Clackport
Washington
review
8 years ago
Interesting.
This is an interesting strip club to say the least. It is very "Portland" in vibe. There is definitely a goth, old school, alternative atmosphere in the club. There were only five dancers working...
Smarty1
Oregon
review
8 years ago
Not what I expected...
I have never been to a Portland strip club so I wasn't sure what to expect but this didn't even come close to meeting expectations. Right outside the entrance I saw a drugged out...
Xman156
58 Year-old Cali Transplant
review
8 years ago
A Good Starting Place with Less Pressure.
I go to Mary's a lot. It has a chill atmosphere to grab a beer and not feel pressured for a dance. 2 - 4 dancers at any time, often mediocre but...
SirTipsAReasonableAmount
review
8 years ago
Best Dive Bar
What makes Mary's the best is just how casual and friendly it is while also having some really hot and talented dancers. They're not all top quality but there's always someone worth waiting for....
Alroy420
review
8 years ago
Unique club
Never been to a Portland strip club, no I'm not sure how much is unique to this place. It was refreshing to find a place that is fully nude and serves alcohol (as...
doggator
Maryland