Reviews

I was near downtown on a Thursday evening around 9pm and decided to visit Mary's. Parking lots are about 1-2 blocks away from the club, $13 to park. The club is on a corner building,…

Trigger warnings: this PL made dumb decisions and this place provides a terrible value. This place is Portland's version of a Cheers replica bar--right down to the crappy price/value proposition. It has associations with…

I was in Portland for work, and didn't want to go bed after dinner. Noticing that Mary's was only a few blocks away from some excellent Thai food, I decided to go in and…

After departing Seattle and leaving Kittens Cabaret and Kayla in the rearview I continued my roadtrip south to Portland. Arrived late, got myself a nice hotel downtown (except that the A/C was on the fritz),…

Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a piano…

I was recently staying in downtown Portland a few blocks away from W. Burnside St. I decided to stop into Mary's club because it was a few blocks from my lodging. Mary's is the iconic strip…

Had an “appointment” downtown and was early so I decided to find a club to kill time at. Problem is downtown clubs open at 7 (even Union Jacks on the near east side is now…

There are over 100 reviews of Mary’s here already. I’m submitting a new one anyway because they just moved to a new location nearby, at 503 W. Burnside, so I stopped in on opening night…

I was walking around downtown Portland with some friends fairly late at night. We saw the marquee for Mary’s and decided to pop in. There was a bouncer outside checking IDs. He informed us that…

Stopped into Mary's Club on a Saturday afternoon, maybe 1-2pm. It's the classic dive, and traditionally the quality of dancers varies quite a bit by day/time here, so expectations were low. Got a drink from the…

For those on foot in downtown, I would say don’t bother. Arrive sometime after 5pm and the last of the afternoon girls were finishing up. Brunette with a pension for 70’s agog-go style was promising…

Dropped by Mary's Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago; they're open at theoretically partial capacity. Last time I was there, there was maybe 1 other guy in. This night, the place was…