Mary's Club Reviews

I was near downtown on a Thursday evening around 9pm and decided to visit Mary's. Parking lots are about 1-2 blocks away from the club, $13 to park. The club is on a corner...

Trigger warnings: this PL made dumb decisions and this place provides a terrible value. This place is Portland's version of a Cheers replica bar--right down to the crappy price/value proposition. It has associations...

I was in Portland for work, and didn't want to go bed after dinner. Noticing that Mary's was only a few blocks away from some excellent Thai food, I decided to go in...

After departing Seattle and leaving Kittens Cabaret and Kayla in the rearview I continued my roadtrip south to Portland. Arrived late, got myself a nice hotel downtown (except that the A/C was on the...

Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a...

I was recently staying in downtown Portland a few blocks away from W. Burnside St. I decided to stop into Mary's club because it was a few blocks from my lodging. Mary's is the iconic...

Had an “appointment” downtown and was early so I decided to find a club to kill time at. Problem is downtown clubs open at 7 (even Union Jacks on the near east side is...

There are over 100 reviews of Mary’s here already. I’m submitting a new one anyway because they just moved to a new location nearby, at 503 W. Burnside, so I stopped in on opening...

I was walking around downtown Portland with some friends fairly late at night. We saw the marquee for Mary’s and decided to pop in. There was a bouncer outside checking IDs. He informed us...

Stopped into Mary's Club on a Saturday afternoon, maybe 1-2pm. It's the classic dive, and traditionally the quality of dancers varies quite a bit by day/time here, so expectations were low. Got a drink from...

For those on foot in downtown, I would say don’t bother. Arrive sometime after 5pm and the last of the afternoon girls were finishing up. Brunette with a pension for 70’s agog-go style was...

Dropped by Mary's Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago; they're open at theoretically partial capacity. Last time I was there, there was maybe 1 other guy in. This night, the place...

Hi people, This is my first time here ever. I decided to bike it because it was duch a nice day. The neighborhood is downtown so i was in the business...

Walking around Portland and it was starting to snow. I was tired and cold, and happened across Mary's Club. Went in basically just for warmth. Bartender was friendly enough, and a coke was $2-3....

Went to Mary's after a long day in Portlandia. I had not been to this place in a long long time, but I was staying downtown and it was close. The vibe...

Mary's is my favorite club in Portland. There are other clubs with hotter girls and higher mileage dances but the laid back vibe at Mary's makes it a fun place to have a few...

This club is mostly known as a tourist attraction because I guess it's the oldest in the city? A friend took me here for a "Portland experience". Neither of us ended up getting dances,...

We decided to visit this place because it is pretty close by to our hotel in downtown. Upon visiting, we were hustled by the bouncer, asking us to buy 1 drink minimum. Since we were...

I was in Portland on business, and drove by Mary's on my way to the hotel. I noted the location, and headed over there after I checked in. I walked in, and the first...

I've been to most of the PDX clubs, but surprisingly I had never been to Mary's. I always pass it on my way to work every day. It's certainly got tradition, it is Portland's...

This is an interesting strip club to say the least. It is very "Portland" in vibe. There is definitely a goth, old school, alternative atmosphere in the club. There were only five dancers working...

I have never been to a Portland strip club so I wasn't sure what to expect but this didn't even come close to meeting expectations. Right outside the entrance I saw a drugged out...

I go to Mary's a lot. It has a chill atmosphere to grab a beer and not feel pressured for a dance. 2 - 4 dancers at any time, often mediocre but...

What makes Mary's the best is just how casual and friendly it is while also having some really hot and talented dancers. They're not all top quality but there's always someone worth waiting for....

Never been to a Portland strip club, no I'm not sure how much is unique to this place. It was refreshing to find a place that is fully nude and serves alcohol (as...