Mary's Club Reviews

Was in Portland with a buddy and decided to try clubs we had never heard of. Mary's jumped out at us so it was the first place we tried. Easy to find but not the nicest looking club you will ever see. ...

Being in PDX, strip clubs are just another bar, there just happen to be (usually) beautiful women dancing. This is one of my top 3, mostly because I just feel at home here. It's family run, seemingly by ex-strippers. During the day, there are usually 2 dancers, then 3-4 at...

So lets start with the dancers. There were 3 on rotation on a Saturday night which was disappointing to our group. We like to see a little variety. While the three were very attractive and had some nice tattoos we saw everything they club had to offer...

Classic, yes. Chill, yes. Dive-y, yes. Tons of ladies there - and not I'm not talking about the dancers. Just in the audience. Which contributes to the mellow vibe. Dancing is fine. If there is a VIP room (I think I saw an alcove) it's not used much. Just beers...

We had heard that Mary's was an iconic establishment and it might be but I don't see why. It really is just a dive bar with reasonable prices for beers. Expect to be harassed by the nutters who hang out at the entrance.


We were...

Mary's is a classic Portland dive bar that just happens to have some naked ladies in the corner. Often, people aren't even paying attention to them. Dancers tend to be the tattooed types with bad attitudes. Can't say I blame them with the lack of tipping going on, but you...

So I actually don't understand why this club gets as much attention as it does. I've been here. Always with some friends. It's a very small hole in the wall place in downtown. It's frequented by people more into talking to each other than looking at naked women. The girls...

This club had a friendly atmosphere, a good place to hang our and chat with friends. There were only 2 dancers on shift and they were not the most attractive dancers imaginable, but they did have a positive attitude. One was a blonde, with whom I wasn't enticed to have...

I walked in, and immediately felt uncomfortable. Place seemed dirty, one C List dancer on the stage just chatting with a patron(not dancing). Did not seem to care about anyone watching. I decided to sit to the side in hopes of a sexy dancer coming out to...

not much of a club, apparently the origin of this club is the big draw, average prices beer, a taco sotre connected in the back for food, and heavily tattooed women on a stage behind the bar, dificult to tip, and no lapdances or other action going on as far...

Sometimes change is a good thing but other things should always remain the same. Mary's is just such a place. A dark dank old dive where nothing has changed for millennia, including some of the dancers. You don't come here for the mileage or hot lapdances, you certainly don't come...

This club is right downtown in Portland. Must be one of the oldest clubs around. It's not much to look at inside. A bar, the rack along a small stage, and a few tables. I think there might be private dances but it wasn't obvious where...

First time I've ever gone to the same club two nights in a row, but Mary's Club is unique, so I walked over for a while. Just like Friday night, two dancers were on. They call themselves Neco and Moxie. Moxie was wrapping up her third dance...

Heard Mary's Club was a classic. It was interesting. Two dancers, a stage right next to the bar. The jukebox provided the music and it was mounted up high between the stage and the bar, so the dancers were the only ones able to reach it. ...

This place is a classic and it is nice to stop in every now and again for a visit to a basic strip club without all the glitz; he'll, they even have to ask for donations to feed the jukebox.
For some reason, this little joint is quite often the host...

Went to Mary's on a Monday night to start the tour of Portland strip clubs. Mary's is your typical dive bar. Small dirty space with limited dancers and a fullbar. The drinks were decent and fairly priced. The wait staff were very friendly. The actual dancing stage is very small....

Came here as the first stop on a bachelor party, around 8:00. I don't think we paid cover. The club is the size of a small cafe, and there is one small stage, which is elevated. There was a pretty diverse set of dancers [and music], which...

Mary's is a small club with a dive bar feel and cramped seating. There's never more than a few girls working at a time (of course, if there were more, where would they all fit?). The girls here tend toward more of a burlesque look than the alt-punk look common...

I've been to Mary's a couple of more times since my original review (06/22/12). Both visits were on an early Friday, afternoon, between 12-2.

In terms of the club itself, nothing's really changed since my prior review. The place remains a small, beer-swelling, dive. However, I am...

The Grandmother of PDX strip clubs, located right downtown on Broadway. The dancer quality isn't much, not sure any of these girls could get a job at the top flight clubs around town. This places possesses the dark, dank vibe of a second rate club, not someplace I would frequent...

Stopped in to Mary's Club after a meeting on a Thursday evening. Not the greatest part of town even though it is fairly close to the downtown sector. What was good was that it was close what was bad was that it really wasn't anything special. Ladies...

This is a cool place that does not feel like a strip club. There is a stage, with a dancer, she does eventually end up nude, but it's not the same. It feels more like a caberet than a strip club. It's actually pretty entertaining. My first...

I guess you would say Mary's is a classic. Very small place with one, small stage for the dancers, and just a few chairs by the stage. It's up close and personal at the rail, and a dollar tip goes pretty far with everything 'in your face' at close range....

Apparently this is a historic strip club in downtown Portland, but I don't see how that matters to what you get from a visit. It's a small club with a small stage off to the left of a modest sized bar. The stage has six seats in front...

Went to Mary's today for the first time. I know it's supposed to be a classic/historic club, but somehow it just was never really on my 'must go' list. But I happened to find myself downtown with a bit of time to spare at lunchtime and popped in.

The...