Mary's Club Reviews

Truly a Cabaret show... The entire facilty is onyl about 15ft wide by about 50ft long. One long line of benches along one wall, one row of two-seater tables in front of that, and a line of about 8 chairs along the edge of the stage. ...

Vickie runs a tight ship. No extras on the menu here. The dancers tend to be on the older side; but, right now there is a younger gal that is truely amazing. Her name is Blaze. She is a petite blonde who's flexibiilty is just un-believeable. If you find...

Old club, but a good one. Get a beer, see some ladies (nude) and have a snack...it was late and we had $6 frozen pizza. Fun place, but I would wait to go there last...ladies are nice and pretty cute, but this isn't the suburbia fake boobs, neon...

Stopped in a couple of nights ago during a visit to Portland. I was wandering around downtown and almost went to Cabaret, but the crack ho's outside put me off going in so I made my way down to Mary's Club. Small, dark & smoky, this place is...

I had never been to this Portland institution. It's a dark little hole in the wall, but it had a really friendly, neighborhood atmosphere. The beer prices were reasonable, and the dancers performed on one stage. I didn't notice any lapdances being performed, and the gals didn't...

Been in the club a few times. The girls are ok. 5-7 with most in the 6 range. Drinks are good price. The reason for the bad review rating...All the panhandlers outside. I hate nothing more than being begged for money going into a place. But...

Stopped by Saturday night. Haven't been there in at least 15 years. Still looks the same. Pretty much a blue-collar joint, right in the heart of town. Three gals working. Pleased to report that between the three you should have been able to find something...

There have been some changes at Mary's. The pool table is gone. They have added additional chairs; so, you have a better chance of finding a chair to sit in! On the negative side the chairs are so damn close together you will find it hard to get comfortable. Same...

This club is still as hot as ever, as long as you don't expect it to be like all the other strip clubs in Portland. There's lots of new girls on stage (but then again, I hadn't been in for a super long time) but they're still much better...

Stopped by around 8 last night. 2 dancers to start, then a shift change at 9 with 3 new ones coming in. All were total babes! Nice girls too. The wait staff isn't necessarily the friendliest, but they get the job done. Place was nearly...

Went here for the first time and have to say the women over all were average but there was one redhead that I cant recall her name that was a total knock out. The drinks were a little on the expensive side and the dances were typical air dances....

This club is classic. It might not be much to look at when you first walk in, but stick around and you will love it. There are some girls that are unbeatable. One dancer named Nikki is the best dancer I've ever seen. Absolutely amazing. ...

Visited Mary's a few weeks ago on a Tuesday night. Small place and a small stage, but it's legendary and I had a good time. Only two girls dancing, both hot rocker chicks, one had lots of tattoos. The staff was courteous and the drink prices were fair. Picked up...

Stopped in Thanksgiving eve around 5 to wait out rush hour traffic. Found other reviews here very accurate. The floor layout isn't great - jammed with poker machines and a small bar up front, stage middle, pool table in the back. Also the food situation is confusing....

Here on a Sunday night. One stage with two dancers in rotation on the early shift 4-9pm. Goes to three dancers from 9pm-2am. Comfortable, blue collar place to grab a brew and watch the beauties. The place is women owned and operated. The dancers that I have talked to, have...

The girls here were very attractive, but the club is small and not laid out that well. They had to squeeze through a bunch of crowded tables to get up onstage, and then select their own music from a jukebox, wait for it to start, and THEN begin dancing....

Funky little place in downtown Portland. One small stage with room for about 6-8 PLs at the tip rail. Many of the folks not sitting at the tip rail tend to tip as well. Full bar with a decent selection of draft beer. Here on a Sunday night with two...

What I like about this club: historic, still has a burlesque feel. Claims to be oldest topless bar in Oregon/Washington/Idaho. It is at least the oldest continuous running topless (now all nude) bar. No cover except weekends, when it is low ($2) with a one-drink minimum. ...