Reviews

Wow, this place has changed a lot. Not the actual look of the club, but the patrons. Instead of crusty old guys, it's now groups of frat-type guys and their girlfriends. There…

Truly a Cabaret show... The entire facilty is onyl about 15ft wide by about 50ft long. One long line of benches along one wall, one row of two-seater tables in front of…

Vickie runs a tight ship. No extras on the menu here. The dancers tend to be on the older side; but, right now there is a younger gal that is truely amazing. Her name is…

Old club, but a good one. Get a beer, see some ladies (nude) and have a snack...it was late and we had $6 frozen pizza. Fun place, but I would wait to go…

Stopped in a couple of nights ago during a visit to Portland. I was wandering around downtown and almost went to Cabaret, but the crack ho's outside put me off going in so I…

I had never been to this Portland institution. It's a dark little hole in the wall, but it had a really friendly, neighborhood atmosphere. The beer prices were reasonable, and the dancers performed…

Been in the club a few times. The girls are ok. 5-7 with most in the 6 range. Drinks are good price. The reason for the bad review rating...All the panhandlers outside.…

Stopped by Saturday night. Haven't been there in at least 15 years. Still looks the same. Pretty much a blue-collar joint, right in the heart of town. Three gals working.…

There have been some changes at Mary's. The pool table is gone. They have added additional chairs; so, you have a better chance of finding a chair to sit in! On the negative side the…

This club is still as hot as ever, as long as you don't expect it to be like all the other strip clubs in Portland. There's lots of new girls on stage (but then…

Stopped by around 8 last night. 2 dancers to start, then a shift change at 9 with 3 new ones coming in. All were total babes! Nice girls too. The wait…

Went here for the first time and have to say the women over all were average but there was one redhead that I cant recall her name that was a total knock out. The…

This club is classic. It might not be much to look at when you first walk in, but stick around and you will love it. There are some girls that are unbeatable.…

Visited Mary's a few weeks ago on a Tuesday night. Small place and a small stage, but it's legendary and I had a good time. Only two girls dancing, both hot rocker chicks, one had…

Stopped in Thanksgiving eve around 5 to wait out rush hour traffic. Found other reviews here very accurate. The floor layout isn't great - jammed with poker machines and a small bar up…

Here on a Sunday night. One stage with two dancers in rotation on the early shift 4-9pm. Goes to three dancers from 9pm-2am. Comfortable, blue collar place to grab a brew and watch the beauties.…

The girls here were very attractive, but the club is small and not laid out that well. They had to squeeze through a bunch of crowded tables to get up onstage, and then select…

Funky little place in downtown Portland. One small stage with room for about 6-8 PLs at the tip rail. Many of the folks not sitting at the tip rail tend to tip as well. Full…

What I like about this club: historic, still has a burlesque feel. Claims to be oldest topless bar in Oregon/Washington/Idaho. It is at least the oldest continuous running topless (now all nude) bar.…