Small, Cramped, And A Little Awkward

This club is mostly known as a tourist attraction because I guess it's the oldest in the city? A friend took me here for a "Portland experience". Neither of us ended up getting dances, instead focusing on slot machines (there were 4 machines, most of which had multiple games) and drinks. The drinks were reasonably-priced, and seemed plenty strong, but I think that's pretty normal in Portland.

The dancers all choose a song from a jukebox, which I guess is their gimmick, but it really makes you realize how nice a good DJ keeping the music going is, instead of just having dead silence regularly throughout the night. Dances were up very close due to the small stage, but it also meant there were almost no acrobatics going on. Mostly just boring dances I'm afraid.

Overall I wouldn't return, except perhaps to have naked women around while gambling, though I think there are better places for that too. (See KitKat Club review)