Mary had a little lamb, that Akhmed took out back and sodomized. Oh no!

Portland, OR. Saturday night. I heard a lot about this place but I guess they moved locations so that ruins the history/magic really. It looks like it goes back to the 30's as a piano bar. Anyway I parked in the lot on 6th avenue one block north of here. Walked over, a lot of crazies running around the area. Walk in, big white guy gives me the rundown. No touching is what I remember. And cover is $5 with a patdown. Dance prices I believe girls set there own prices, and this is pricey town, quoted $50 a song combined with no touching sounds like an absolutely fantastic fucking place. Customers looked younger to middle age, trendy types. Club is going for me a punk rock bar type vibe. Bar on right, one stage left of that and another stage on the left past that.

Dancers only 4 here. 4-6 range. All white girls. None fat, all average to thin body types. All alternative lifestyle types. Just one thing to say.

Dear All Strippers,