Mary's Club Reviews

Mary's club is one of the quintessential dive bars that double as a strip club in portland. The girls are very talented and the performance are nearly to the level of an art form rather than for just horny thrills. You will see girls and guys hanging out and having...

I hadn't been in Mary's for many years, but walking back to my car I thought I'd stop in for a quick beer. The first thing I noticed was the security guard on the sidewalk in front of the door. Not just any security guard, this guy looked...

Dancers were friendly , not the hottest but their personalities made up for
it. Bartender was extremely rude. She literally threw my change back at me even though I was nice and tipped her.
Everytime I ordered the same round of drinks they were different prices
each time, so she was just making...

So I had seen this place on "America's Best Bar's" show on the Esquire network.. so since it was my first time in Portland and I walked by this place, I had to go in to see for myself. It was like a time warp to 1975. First...

I just finished a stellar gig at the local arena in Portland, and my wife Jeannie had a headache from taking care of our 5 children while we're on tour. My father comes along to help, but I don't know how much help an elderly grandfather can be when he's...

This is like an old-school burlesque place -- with full nudity. Don't expect extras. In fact don't expect to make physical contact with anything more erotic than a hand.

However, if your expectations just involve looking at hot Portland tattooed girls get completely naked and look like they're enjoying themselves, this...

This was my second visit to Mary's, my first being several years ago. As in my previous visit, there were about 5 ladies in the club at the time I was there. The dancers were excellent. As is my usual practice, I did not have anything to eat at the...

Visited on a weeknight while in town for work. Had heard about the legacy of this place, and was right next to a bar I was at, so I figured I'd give it a try. As with other Portland clubs, it was very laid back atmosphere. One...

I visited this club purely for curiosity's sake. I know that Oregon doesn't have the most friendly laws regarding lap dances, and to me, those are generally one of the best parts of visiting such an establishment. But I had heard that Mary's Club was a very different place -...

I've been here several times before, but all on weekdays but there were only a few people there. Went here on a Saturday finally, it was packed, but not too packed, still had room for me and my 4 friends to come sit down and order food and drinks....

This is not a typical club anywhere, but it feels right at home in downtown Portland. It's been here forever and is just a part of the city's landscape. It's a chill atmosphere; the girls pick their own songs on the jukebox most of the time, and there's only one...

This is a good place to go if you just want to stop in for a second and eat some food with a beer while watching some naked dancers and throwing down a couple ones. The dancers were good looking, but I don't remember anyone being super amazing. ...

This club is too small to have fun in. I suppose you can do alright if you just wanna drink and be ignored. Or tip a lot at the front stage and have some meaningless chatter with an overweight stripper most likely in those stereotype glasses. Don't...

I always go past Mary's when I work downtown so when I was there a couple days ago I decided to go there for lunch. It is a pretty small place with on stage. It connects through the back to a Mexican restaurant and you can order from their...

Went with friends in the middle of the day. The sun was still up, that's how you know I've got a problem. This place is unique. I have been to many clubs around the country. The business model of most clubs is for the girls to...

I visited this club on a Monday afternoon in September 2014 while in Portland on business. It is more like a neighborhood dive bar than a strip club, but I liked the unpretentious atmosphere. The girls were very nice and friendly. I spent some time chatting with...

I like this club. It's not the newest, it doesn't have the best menu, doesn't have the best dancers (although some are very talented), doesn't have a DJ and only has one stage, up higher than in most other places.

My 5 stars is purely based on the fact this club...

If you're coming for a wild club with drunk dancers everywhere and dancing bugging you for a dance, then this is not your spot. If you're looking to eat some good food, relax with a beer and watch naked ladies dance on stage then this is your spot. ...

Solid, historic strip club. Not luxurious, not well decorated, but you can feel it's an institution the second you walk in. Girls are alternative types, tats, etc., but skilled on the pole. Drinks are inexpensive.
seems to be some confusion on the VIP room. For the record, yes, there is, and...

This was my first visit to a strip club so I cannot compare with other places. My SO and I wanted to visit such an establishment for some time, and the oldest club in Portland seemed a good place to start. And it was.

We arrived sometime after 10pm with a...

Wow! My first Portland experience. So take it into consideration. This place was by our hotel so my buddies an I went to check it out. We had to go by some shady street guys outside the club, and when one of my buddies went out to smoke a cigarette...

Visited Portland recently and thought I would combine a meal with some eye candy so stopped in Mary's as it said something like Dinning and dancers. The club is small, long and narrow like many on the Block in Baltimore but felt much cleaner, with a raised stage against...

I loves me some Mary's Club! Whenever I am in Portland, I stop in for a beer, some pleasant conversation, and an eyeful of some lovely local ladies doing what they do best!

Mary's Club does not offer private dances or anything like that, but for a cheap thrill and...

Stopped here on a Monday evening around 7:30. Mary's is pretty small inside, with one raised stage. The dancers pick their own music off of a jukebox. This means there's some silence and downtime between dances to pick out the next song, and they may ask for...

You have to be in the right mood to visit this place and preferably with a group. It's an old-fashioned club and more like a cabaret nude dance club than a modern exotic dance club. There is only one stage and one dancer at a time. The...