Reviews

You have to be in the right mood to visit this place and preferably with a group. It's an old-fashioned club and more like a cabaret nude dance club than a modern exotic dance…

Was in Portland with a buddy and decided to try clubs we had never heard of. Mary's jumped out at us so it was the first place we tried.…

Being in PDX, strip clubs are just another bar, there just happen to be (usually) beautiful women dancing. This is one of my top 3, mostly because I just feel at home here. It's family…

So lets start with the dancers. There were 3 on rotation on a Saturday night which was disappointing to our group. We like to see a little variety. While the three were…

Classic, yes. Chill, yes. Dive-y, yes. Tons of ladies there - and not I'm not talking about the dancers. Just in the audience. Which contributes to the mellow vibe. Dancing is fine. If there is…

We had heard that Mary's was an iconic establishment and it might be but I don't see why. It really is just a dive bar with reasonable prices for beers. Expect to…

Mary's is a classic Portland dive bar that just happens to have some naked ladies in the corner. Often, people aren't even paying attention to them. Dancers tend to be the tattooed types with bad…

So I actually don't understand why this club gets as much attention as it does. I've been here. Always with some friends. It's a very small hole in the wall place in downtown. It's frequented…

This club had a friendly atmosphere, a good place to hang our and chat with friends. There were only 2 dancers on shift and they were not the most attractive dancers imaginable, but they did…

I walked in, and immediately felt uncomfortable. Place seemed dirty, one C List dancer on the stage just chatting with a patron(not dancing). Did not seem to care about anyone watching. I decided…

not much of a club, apparently the origin of this club is the big draw, average prices beer, a taco sotre connected in the back for food, and heavily tattooed women on a stage behind…

Sometimes change is a good thing but other things should always remain the same. Mary's is just such a place. A dark dank old dive where nothing has changed for millennia, including some of the…

This club is right downtown in Portland. Must be one of the oldest clubs around. It's not much to look at inside. A bar, the rack along a small stage, and a…

First time I've ever gone to the same club two nights in a row, but Mary's Club is unique, so I walked over for a while. Just like Friday night, two dancers were on.…

Heard Mary's Club was a classic. It was interesting. Two dancers, a stage right next to the bar. The jukebox provided the music and it was mounted up high between the stage…

This place is a classic and it is nice to stop in every now and again for a visit to a basic strip club without all the glitz; he'll, they even have to ask for…

Went to Mary's on a Monday night to start the tour of Portland strip clubs. Mary's is your typical dive bar. Small dirty space with limited dancers and a fullbar. The drinks were decent and…

Came here as the first stop on a bachelor party, around 8:00. I don't think we paid cover. The club is the size of a small cafe, and there is one small stage,…

Mary's is a small club with a dive bar feel and cramped seating. There's never more than a few girls working at a time (of course, if there were more, where would they all fit?).…

I've been to Mary's a couple of more times since my original review (06/22/12). Both visits were on an early Friday, afternoon, between 12-2. In terms of the club itself, nothing's really changed since…

The Grandmother of PDX strip clubs, located right downtown on Broadway. The dancer quality isn't much, not sure any of these girls could get a job at the top flight clubs around town. This places…

Stopped in to Mary's Club after a meeting on a Thursday evening. Not the greatest part of town even though it is fairly close to the downtown sector. What was good was that…

This is a cool place that does not feel like a strip club. There is a stage, with a dancer, she does eventually end up nude, but it's not the same. It feels…

I guess you would say Mary's is a classic. Very small place with one, small stage for the dancers, and just a few chairs by the stage. It's up close and personal at the rail,…

Apparently this is a historic strip club in downtown Portland, but I don't see how that matters to what you get from a visit. It's a small club with a small stage off to…