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HER: "Hi. I'm a huge fat woman and I have no limits. I want dick all the time. Let's talk about our arrangement. [phone number] ISHMAEL: "So, that's not going to happen. But I am curious how you actually do…

Tens, IMO they are truly a rare sight. I realize some guys are way too soft in their rating system. I think a 10 should be an extremely rare honor, one of which should be rarely given.…

My general feeling is that gawker wins and rickdugan is close. But max_starr has a good entry with the stripper boyfriend who tried to do a drive by on a bicycle! https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=57103 In my opinion, to qualify as a truly brilliant crazy…

hola mi amigos meet san jose guys new girlfriend. I might add she is a little feisty! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y9dfeUC-qo

Stop approving these 3 sentence reviews. Geez.

Second time I had dancer with me from 8.30 pm to 1.30 am. We had so much fun.She gave me so many lap dances that she was tired and finally said she can't give any more and just…

In the dmv areas Skylark2004-2008(Susieq,SweetLuscious,Toni, BenitaApple), Penthouse(before it became The House the dancers were Overtime, Dynamite, Sparkle) Sinsayionals (around the time Logan,blacChyna, Jamaica & Cherry), Bazz & Crue 2011-2015

I would think setting default "most recent reviews" or "number of reviews" makes more sense.

This one particular stripper I will always remember she was a brick house who did rap videos around the mid 2000's around 2005ish period. Anyway she use to work at one of the DC spots that is no…

To read every review on tuscl?

I'm looking forward to using this feature. It probably won't be really helpful for a little while until it catches on, so please everyone, check it out.

Synn COI Unpublished Review: "... Left my homegirls pad up the street feeling very frustrated, so I stopped by to blow off a little stream. I hadn't been to this place in years, it seems to have improved since I last…

Was looking at the Follies TUSCL page and it has the following statement on it: "... VIP Dance.... 30 minutes $152 $52 to the house and $100 to the girl ..." Found it odd - this info is usually not on a…

A man walks into a bar with a gun He yells “Which one of you twats nailed my wife?” as he cocks his gun. The whole place goes silent. Suddenly, at the end of the bar, someone suddenly stands up and yells…

Newbie to this site and to this town. What is the quick easy (and relatively safe) way to get from Calexico crossing to the SC's in Mexicali? Thanks in advance, dirtemail2000

Time for some time off because this is stupid.

This is what I said to my dancer last night: “I’m sorry that I got you all sticky.” Anybody want to guess what happened?

http://imgur.com/gallery/WQ4NfCg

In the TUSCL glossary, VHM is very high mileage and UHM is ultra high mileage. Nothing else to the definitions. To me, VHM is where the girl…

Can we create a way to filter and sort on the dancer directory? Like searching for dancers by name or in a particular city/state or club even?

I’m at the tip rail and have been through several stage sets. I tip just a couple of bucks to each girl cause they are just not very hot. Then a genuinely ugly woman takes the stage. The…

You can now add comments to a club. Knock yourselves out.

A new gold rush camp was established in the foot hills of northern California. Hundreds of miners would go out and work their claims and then come into camp to cash in their gold and blow off steam. One new miner…

A businessman gets sent to spend six months in a tiny rural Wyoming town. It is many miles from any other town and the guy has no transportation, so he is pretty much stuck there. There are about 50 guys…

Guy wants to give me head quite bad despite me telling him i dont do that for guys. Under what conditions would you want to eat a girl out if you knew she did not want to suck you? Also my…