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I know at one point or another, we've all come across strippers that look like certain celebrities. I've come across one who was irish and was a dead ringer for Megan Fox. CF is a cross between Shay Mitchell and Selena…

Apparently, I too am pretty political. Last week, while dancing for a customer, he suggested that we should get a cabana together. I didn’t solicit it. But of course it’s not like I’m going to turn down something like that.…

Aside from P2P being totally illegal Lets discuss other reaaons why is not , We dont need a Wall .Look at Chinas modern cities beidges ,Trains . You should be more like Denmark, Germany , Czech Republic .

"... Think of all the traits and characteristics, most of them negative, associated with the Millennials in the popular mind. They are said to be unrealistic and have both the inflated expectations of life and the inflated perceptions of selves.…

Do you guys ask about what’s available on the menu directly when a stripper comes with her “wanna dance?” or are you more circumspect?

and I mean you are just about to the point of no return and then you have to break your concentration and ask the person next to you at McDonald's for some extra napkins?..... yeah me neither

- I dont believe in the gender pay gap - I am not against sex before marriage so I dont think I'll ever get married...I just think that hookups 90% of the time are dumb as fuck but we certainly don't…

...so stop doing it.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6724299/Teen-whos-married-trying-baby-62-year-old-grandad.html

CARSON — A man was fatally shot early Wednesday morning in a strip club near Carson. Deputies sent to the 1900 block of East Del Amo Boulevard about 12:20 a.m. found the wounded man in a parking lot, according to the…

During the daytime… Any tips or recommendations?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VzcBDXyJO_w Video says it all.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/sell-montana-to-canada-for-1t-ease-national-debt-petition-says I have a better idea. Give California to Mexico.

Ok

This is a movie coming to Netflix on March 20. Sounds like a classic. My Husband's Penis Won't Fit Kumiko and Kenichi meet in college and build a happy marriage together. But over time, an unusual problem threatens to destroy their

I was missing the liquid lapdance underwear that made lapdances oh so much more enjoyable (the company has gone bankrupt I think). Then I found those on amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Lap-Dance-Pants-Intelligently-Designed/dp/B0728FP4XZ Has anyone tried them?

I'm not saying there isn't racism here. There is, and most of it is subtle. But... Have you ever noticed that the incidents that the mass media glom onto and trot out as despicable usually get debunked. 2 recent examples. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/02/19/media/nick-sandmann-washington-post-lawsuit/index.html https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/02/16/entertainment/jussie-smollett-attack/index.html

It looks like I’ll be making an unexpected road trip from deep in Texas through New Mexico up to Vegas. It’s been a long time since I’ve been on the road but actually looking forward to some alone time. Being…

"a former exotic dancer convicted 25 years ago of a killing a man inside a Chicopee motel room by bashing him in the head with a toilet lid." And the man had wanted to die with dignity. https://www.masslive.com/news/2019/02/mass-parole-board-votes-to-release-woman-convicted-of-1994-murder-in-chicopee-motel.html

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why do men have orgasms? A. So strippers will…

I recently joined a Facebook group run by a British man. One of his rules was "NO WIND-UP MERCHANTS. (WUMs)." I had no idea what he was talking about, and so I consulted the Urban Dictionary: "It refers to…

Ok I'm done attention whoring for the day k bye

Title says it all.

- Patricia Campbell Hearst aka Tania (Born February 20, 1954 San Francisco, California) - Soldier in the People’s Army. “WE LOVE YOU TANIA” Title says it all.

my pledge is to not conduct any activities while clubbing that could result in a std. i've been good about this. i've stopped women when they were about to out my dick in their mouth. i met…